pure slime
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sample my slime, gayboy
3 months ago
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GET IT!
6 days ago
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VGArtAndTidbits
8 days ago
Kirby Christmas artwork created for a 1993 holiday ad for the first three games in the series: Kirby's Dream Land, Kirby's Adventure, and Kirby's Pinball Land.
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dance on me balls cat fucking a handbag
8 days ago
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does anyone know if Ludacris is still offering swimming lessons on da peaaanus?
20 days ago
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realm threatener
about 1 month ago
im sorry mama i never meant to hurt you i never meant to make you cry but to night im pooping out a baseball
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glad to see more folks hyping The Long Walk since it's hit streaming. now more people than ever can behold the breathtaking beauty of Manitoba Hydro.
about 1 month ago
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charlie kirk freedom shirt but it says femdom instead
about 1 month ago
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it's true cooper hoffman bears a great resemblance to his late father. however, he looks considerably more like the top from heartstopper if he were put through 3 hours in the tumble dry.
about 2 months ago
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there's one guy in one of my local fb groups who keeps posting historical photos turned into illegible garbage by ai and no one can get him to stop.
about 2 months ago
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naur, that's that's mech of godzilla
about 2 months ago
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my favourite snake, .. the bonerconstrictor
about 2 months ago
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how it feels learning the shamwow guy teamed up with some zoomer karen politician for anti-trans hate propaganda
about 2 months ago
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POOP QUIZ, HOT SHIT!
about 2 months ago
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And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? They say... they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard.
about 2 months ago
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Skelpy
2 months ago
Day 7: Seed Eater & Day 8: Smile Dog I had to group these two up because i won't have time to draw tomorrow. 😔
#art
#digitalart
#creepypasta
#smiledog
#seedeater
#fanart
#creature
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do you know what i love about mud? it's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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"polybius cabinet" sounds like such an ominous haunted artifact like the dybbuk box or some shit but then you learn it's actually a computer game but also the computer game is not real.
about 2 months ago
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Pyramid Chad
2 months ago
You know who else didn't actually return
add a skeleton here at some point
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harold and coomer go to wiped asshole
2 months ago
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testament holy shit what the fuck
2 months ago
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delma and vaphne, shred and faggy. doobie doobie scoo.
2 months ago
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get your skis shined up take a sticky juicy poop
2 months ago
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and you, koopa! you're a lousy leader!
2 months ago
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hidey ho, mammals!
2 months ago
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where's my pizza?
2 months ago
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omg i love broccolis 😊
2 months ago
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A Quiet Place (2018)
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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poop is like a kind of fish who lives in your toilet water
2 months ago
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see this is how you know we don't live in a communist country like so many claim. if the reds were in charge, these two would be doing 5-10 in the gulag, bare minimum.
2 months ago
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Happy Considered the Effigy Dead and Forgotten Day!
2 months ago
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homosexual behaviour is extremely important
2 months ago
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david draiman singing sound of silence should be classified as a war crime
2 months ago
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the mainstreaming of nick fuentes is a societal failure, the magnitude of which we are only beginning to comprehend.
2 months ago
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i am in my thirties and i'm still having dreams involving guys i had crushes on 20 years ago. does this happen to anyone else?
2 months ago
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this is what i look like . if u even care
2 months ago
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you know when you got to pick a hair off your peenar but it's longer than you think it is and it snags around the back of the head and starts choking it like an anaconda
2 months ago
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this to the tune of cities on flame with rock and roll
2 months ago
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they're filming a movie at my work rn, so i have a genuine opportunity to embarrass myself in front of a celebrity.
3 months ago
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k I'm getting some shit done
3 months ago
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imagine getting into a fatal car crash in rural ontario and the last thing you hear as you bleed out in a ditch is kim mitchell's patio lanterns
3 months ago
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sample my slime, gayboy
3 months ago
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"what are the humans doing?"
3 months ago
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america is now under the world's first soy fascist regime
3 months ago
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she is going to get you
3 months ago
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has anyone blamed it on sissy hypno yet?
3 months ago
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hey remember around 10 years ago when richard spencer showed everyone exactly what an american fascist looks like, and how they dress up their views with seemingly civil vocabulary and arguments to weasel their way into mainstream legitimacy?
3 months ago
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50 years ago, Americans loved to talk about shooting Charlie. What happened?
3 months ago
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Ahhhhh
3 months ago
I didn’t realize how much Kirk relied on god - the Christian one specifically - to make all his arguments. That doesn’t count. God isn’t even real. This guy wasn’t even a debater he was just a reactionary preacher talking about fantasy
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