GET IT!

Kirby Christmas artwork created for a 1993 holiday ad for the first three games in the series: Kirby's Dream Land, Kirby's Adventure, and Kirby's Pinball Land.

dance on me balls cat fucking a handbag

does anyone know if Ludacris is still offering swimming lessons on da peaaanus?

im sorry mama i never meant to hurt you i never meant to make you cry but to night im pooping out a baseball

glad to see more folks hyping The Long Walk since it's hit streaming. now more people than ever can behold the breathtaking beauty of Manitoba Hydro.

charlie kirk freedom shirt but it says femdom instead

it's true cooper hoffman bears a great resemblance to his late father. however, he looks considerably more like the top from heartstopper if he were put through 3 hours in the tumble dry.

there's one guy in one of my local fb groups who keeps posting historical photos turned into illegible garbage by ai and no one can get him to stop.

naur, that's that's mech of godzilla

my favourite snake, .. the bonerconstrictor

how it feels learning the shamwow guy teamed up with some zoomer karen politician for anti-trans hate propaganda

POOP QUIZ, HOT SHIT!

And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? They say... they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard.

Day 7: Seed Eater & Day 8: Smile Dog I had to group these two up because i won't have time to draw tomorrow. 😔 #art #digitalart #creepypasta #smiledog #seedeater #fanart #creature

do you know what i love about mud? it's clean and it's dirty at the same time.

"polybius cabinet" sounds like such an ominous haunted artifact like the dybbuk box or some shit but then you learn it's actually a computer game but also the computer game is not real.

You know who else didn't actually return

harold and coomer go to wiped asshole

testament holy shit what the fuck

delma and vaphne, shred and faggy. doobie doobie scoo.

get your skis shined up take a sticky juicy poop

and you, koopa! you're a lousy leader!

hidey ho, mammals!

where's my pizza?

omg i love broccolis 😊

A Quiet Place (2018)

poop is like a kind of fish who lives in your toilet water

see this is how you know we don't live in a communist country like so many claim. if the reds were in charge, these two would be doing 5-10 in the gulag, bare minimum.

Happy Considered the Effigy Dead and Forgotten Day!

homosexual behaviour is extremely important

david draiman singing sound of silence should be classified as a war crime

the mainstreaming of nick fuentes is a societal failure, the magnitude of which we are only beginning to comprehend.

i am in my thirties and i'm still having dreams involving guys i had crushes on 20 years ago. does this happen to anyone else?

this is what i look like . if u even care

you know when you got to pick a hair off your peenar but it's longer than you think it is and it snags around the back of the head and starts choking it like an anaconda

this to the tune of cities on flame with rock and roll

they're filming a movie at my work rn, so i have a genuine opportunity to embarrass myself in front of a celebrity.

k I'm getting some shit done

imagine getting into a fatal car crash in rural ontario and the last thing you hear as you bleed out in a ditch is kim mitchell's patio lanterns

sample my slime, gayboy

"what are the humans doing?"

america is now under the world's first soy fascist regime

she is going to get you

has anyone blamed it on sissy hypno yet?

hey remember around 10 years ago when richard spencer showed everyone exactly what an american fascist looks like, and how they dress up their views with seemingly civil vocabulary and arguments to weasel their way into mainstream legitimacy?

50 years ago, Americans loved to talk about shooting Charlie. What happened?

I didn’t realize how much Kirk relied on god - the Christian one specifically - to make all his arguments. That doesn’t count. God isn’t even real. This guy wasn’t even a debater he was just a reactionary preacher talking about fantasy