Seeing all the #nspoli protest photos and 1) the wit and talent on display is incredible 2) ohmagawd, isn't that Julia's little friend from school? 3) being away is hard - all the love to everyone out yesterday and today, I wish I was there

You can have my information You can have the taxes I bring You can have my fees and my tolls Use them to fund everything (Help me) give me some programs (Help me) grant funding as well (Help me) we could be ✨perfect✨ Or we'll elect somebody else

Happening today! You dont want to miss it 🧠

AI now stands for 'Amateur Improv' I do make the rules

I let you legislate me Let you amalgamate me I let you cost-debate me I let you...mandate me

A bit late, but RAMADAN MUBARAK, YOU BEAUTIES

WHY OR WHEN YOU COULD AND EVAN SOLOMON, YOU LITTLE PUNK-ASS BITCH.

"So how's settling back into work going?"

HOCKEY.

I'm not about to show up to your wedding and be a bad guest

My sister (who lives in Sweden) is playing "Northwest Passage" to my wee nephew on his wee fisher price xylophone

So now I'm in India and all I have to say is...

Alright, lads. I have a big Jesus flight coming up and would like your finest book recommendations. Can be fiction or non, I'm open to most genres (ideally nothing prominently featuring plane crashes, lôl), and the only criteria I have is it has to be SO interesting, you forget where you are.

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My hobby sister peer-pressured me into starting a new hobby

#MusicScience AND #NeuroJobs, together at last! I can personally recommend several excellent chocolateries nearby: www.fens.org/careers/job-...

"More of a comment than a question....go pound sand"

Hoping for a real 'Sokath, his eyes uncovered!' at this here lab meeting

I'm tapping digits you've never heard of to tunes you could never understand

Me: "And I just feel like the pad and tampon companies should be no-brainer sponsors for the PWHL. The 'tough period' campaign writes itself!" Guy checking our smoke detectors: "oh yeah no, TOTALLY"

Well here it is. One of my more niche pieces of nonsense.

Every time I read about the "inevitable path to AGI", I wind up with this song stuck in my head. And I think that's beautiful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiO...

Got some roads you gotta walk on? Before you are a man known? You better work bitch

In unequivocal good news, I got some fancy tea in the mail today! Pinkies up, you beauties! rareteacompany.com/en-ca/produc...

Get in loser, we're cyber-bullying the Minister of Artificial Intelligence and Digital Innovation

(walking outside into the goddamn temperate rainforest where I live) there better not be any goddamn rain out here

(to the tune of Cake's "Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle") How much did I pay for the artsy Danish glasses? The titanium ones with the patented screws And how much will I pay for new artsy Danish glasses? Which cannot be fixed because patented screws And how long will the Danes keep building me new ones?

TRIVIA AT WORK TODAY AND I AM FINALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DESK, THESE NERDS ARE NOT READY FOR THE OVERLY-SPECIFIC KNOWLEDGE I AM ABOUT TO UNLEASH UPON THEM

On a plane watching hockey with a bunch of other people watching hockey. *wipes tear* Oooooh Caaaaanadaaaaaaa

. @accordionadam.bsky.social made this for me ❤️

MY GLORIOUS FINNISH SONS

*looks at eight open tabs of Pain Suisse recipes* well this already tracks

It's time for the teens to do that hockey

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At the party of the holiday whether I yell at the teen hockey with my sisters. Life is nice.

Comfort and joy, my beauties!

REALLY interesting time of year being a career-focused woman returning to my small home town for the holidays

When I got married, my grandmother had all the women in her family bring their favourite recipes to my bridal shower so I'd go into married life with my very own treasure chest

1. I bet this recipe absolutely rules 2. I love when old recipes end with an "Enjoy......." Menacing, yet inviting.

🎶Noooo ooooone shoots like Gaston, Mines his youth like Gaston, And goes stomping around in reboots like Gaston As a filmmaking trend it's EXHAAAAAAAASPERAAAAAAAAATING Why do we need more Gaston?🎶

At the antler dome under his all-seeing gaze

At the mall waiting for the brother-in-law's teeth to be clean. Here are my observations:

I 👏 PROMISE 👏 TO 👏 SHARE 👏 AND 👏 BE 👏 A 👏 FRIEND👏

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The Teutonic bearskin sex rug in the background of my Zoom calls is raising a lot of questions already answered by the Teutonic bearskin sex rug

NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER NOR'EASTER

All this festive cinematic discourse and not one of you are acknowledging the ACTUAL greatest Christmas movie of all time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0mr...

I named my fists Sturm and Drang because there's no Haydn from this ass kicking