@joshwithraccoon.bsky.social Looking cute(fat) as fuck at the cabin

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

Let’s not forget what Ursula K. Le Guin had to say about JKR and Harry Potter.

Tbh, this sentence could just be Mifune without any qualifiers and still be correct

Petition to call World Obesity Day "Saint Fatties Day" next year.

I'm considering leaving this BSKY experiment behind. Truth be told, I just don't think I'm built for social media. It's become a time-suck and little else, and keeps me from things I actually enjoy. There are also privacy concerns to be considered.

You never know, your nude could be the post that fixes it all™️. Really gets you thinking.

Don't get me wrong, I love being aroused, but I always feel that it thrusts its way into too much of my time and thought when I'm in the thick of it. Like some kind of brain leech throbbing in the back of my mind. It's so hard to focus and stop dicking around, but once I'm over the hump, I'm fine.

See my dinner? My beautiful Christmas dinner? See the pasta and the Caesar salad and the garlic bread? Does it bring you joy? Are you merry and bright? Huh?

Homemade chili and cornbread? Do you want to see my homemade chili and cornbread? Maybe you should look at my homemade chili and cornbread.

Can I post food here? Do you want to see my chicken noodle soup? Does that satisfy you?

It's always "you find me like this what to do you do" and never "you find me like this how do you do"?

Another TT spent at my writing desk. I'm on a (1 day) streak of writing, so you might say I'm pretty good at this 🙃 Please ignore the fact I'm posting a TT pic instead of actually writing. That's beside the point.

This is so fun to play with.

I went to the gym two days in a row. Now clap.

Soft tum on a Sunday evening?

Lock-tober? Jock-tober? More like crock-tober the way I'm making soup.

To anyone who's ever sent me a message for me to just stop responding, I'm truly sorry. I promise it has nothing to do with you personally. I simply despise interacting online. If we were face to face I'm sure we would have lovely conversations, and I'm sure you are all lovely people.

Tuesday; Belly Day — Numerous folk post their pics. I enjoy them all.

Many hours wasted Looking at fat men online Drawn in by bellies

Managed doing a leg day at my old weights without causing pain or swelling in my ankle. We're back, finally, we're back.

You can always tell when someone stopped reading books after, or maybe even in, elementary school.

1. Faceless charlatan with cycling personalities. 2. Russian beekeeper. 3. Pair of psy-linked goblins in a monk's robes. One was a pacifist, the other a violenceist. 4. Only cared if those in his care survived and thrived. 5.Bugs Bunny in a Pill Bug body. Maybe evil.

I should warn you all that I am awful at flirting and/or sexual banter. Truly horrendous. The world's worst. No one is worse at it than me. A scientific anomoly devoid of sexual energy. Experts are stumped. Non-experts are nauseated. Everyone is having a bad time. The aliens unabducted me, even.

I should have bought a cowboy hat while in was in Wyoming. Damn. Hindsight, I guess.

Ozempic? More like Ozem-pick me up some ice cream on your way home, baby!

Truly hate to see it. At this point I have to assume you are malicious if you are still flippantly using it. Pay an artist. Learn to draw. Find real art online. Learn how to write an email. Learn proper grammar and punctuation. Go to a library and let them help you find the info you need.

The most insecure assholes amongst us are the ones making the most fuss and talking the biggest talk. They put on airs because they fear we'll see past illusions they need us to see. Confident people don't threaten others and put people down, and most importantly they're not threatened by others.

Based on the commonly (over)used tagline, "gay powers restored," which always accompanies a photo of a gay man who has just had their hairs cut, we can deduce that gay men of the modern-age function in mirrored opposite to the biblical figure, Samson. In this TED-Talk...

Having an account where I just post shirtless pics is great because it's nice to get some attention now and again, but at the same time it feels empty because I'm not getting attention for the thing I really want: making the worst jokes and puns anyone has ever heard. But that's showbiz baby.

A twitch stream but it's just me reading a book, silently.

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.