I need a man at night so instead of warming my cold ass feet on my legs I can use his back instead. I finally see the allure of marriage

Me: hey so that's a racism and it's probably best to not do that Stranger online last year: REEEEEEEEEE Strangers online this year: you know what? You're right. That's on me and I'll be better. Change is happening

Someone punched a deer in the neck and the post guy is on the phone with the cops reporting it right now outside my house. I could go inside... But apparently I have pressing matters on my phone that prevent me from doing so.

I talk about seeing shifting change and one of these things is how people are responding when I point out hurtful behavior. I'm getting a whole lot more "oh hell I never thought about it that way" instead of jumping my ass or saying that I'm being a fascist sympathizer. The world is ready to change.

You know what would be absolutely delicious? If people asked ace people what flavor of ace they are while dating. Not all ace people are a hard no on sex.

It's so cool being in culinary groups because it's such a small world that every once in a while a celebrity shows up to post like Kevin the sorority chef 😭😭😭 The comments to his posts are so wholesome it's almost like it's not a restaurant group at all

Me trying to write down every idea I'm having today like

Me when the mania is accompanied by my Kesha playlist

Me: okay we're going to buckle down and get ready to go to work "Hey Crouton we need help with finding the right spices for someone who has a food restriction do to being neurodivergent" Me:

Welp, it has recently come to my attention that I am in fact demisexual and not full blown ace. Like really? We've waited all this time to catch the feels?

Barbarian: I see we are siblings of the fork Me the bard: yes spoons cower before you

A quick study I did of a hibiscus

Here is one of my favorite local art exhibits: "Oh that's cool! I know one of the people who made it. He's a chill dude" Excuse 👁️👄👁️

Me going into a twitch chat for the first time: Rigatoni Rest of the chat: Robert, it's pissing me off This is going to be a fun place

Y'all think Trump would try to ban the Trans Siberean Orchestra?

The internet is great because I can get a wedding proposal after baking a loaf of bread

I find it remarkably entertaining that when I mention about my cats being naughty, parents of toddlers want to commiserate 🤣🤣🤣 Apparently the venn diagram of cat parents and human parents concerned about their tiny being hiding in cupboards in a circle.

If you are a queer person and you think you want to move to a red state because "it can't be that bad". It is. I swear it is. That kind of thinking will get you killed right now. Please please please be mindful and aware of your location.

"well it's hotly contest issue so I can understand why you would disagree" Is it hotly contested or were you with a bunch of people arguing about something they didn't know and didn't bother to do a basic Google search?

I just realized the second character I made for an ttrgp is also another trans allegory lol woops

Why is this show addressing toxic masculinity and giving compliments to the homies 😭😭😭

So I'm watching Life With an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated a into a Total Fantasy Knock Out and it's hilarious that the characters are self aware of creepy anime groups and also find it creepy too 🤣🤣🤣 Also really impressive conversations so far around gender and queer representation? In an anime?

Me opening up the back of my DM guide to see Greyhawk and suddenly realizing I severely underestimate just how much I don't know

"well at least you know for next time" Better not be a fucking next time what do you mean by that? Absolutely not. I want off this ride.

Me: honestly I just want a guy with a hobby or an interest Guy: well those are really expensive in this economy. Me: yeah but like then I just need them to be able to talk about /something/ Guy:.... That's bare minimum though? Me:

Me: well I guess I can make myself a cool goth clothing look now that I feel confident crocheting Brain: do ombre lace with it Me:... Brain:.... Me: fuck it we ball. Ombre lace it is.

Ryan Walters has announced his resignation as the Oklahoma State Superintendent. The only productive thing he's managed to accomplish in office.

COVID 19 numbers as off yesterday

Playing a closed Alpha game on the last 30 minutes of the servers being shut down to conclude the testing is a wild feeling

"what's your favorite job interview" Me when the expectation is a foodie/chef answer: chicken sage pate with caramelized onions and fig jam on a fresh crotinni My real answer: Walmart cajun crab dip with the mini Ritz crackers cheese sandwiches

If you are surprised to find yourself around Nazis, it's worth asking why you felt so comfortable in their presence to begin with

Me as a child: I'm not neurodivergent Me as an adult organizing my discord pokemon and color coding them based on evolution level and trading potential: LMAO who was I kidding...

Hey @destiny2team.bungie.net so I'm watching a friendo stream and I saw the bipod trait. What are the chances the for April Fools anything with the Bipod feature ends up shooting chickens and there's no announcement? Like midnight hits and suddenly PvP is full of people shooting chickens at enemies

"the party almost died because the ogre kept teleporting between puddles" Me dicking around: just set everything on fire "We tried and it didn't work" .... *Sits up slowly and locks in* what do you mean the fire didn't work

I feel like we're in a moment of weird information exchange. Like I learned what groypers are and I'm teaching others about Tankies. It's like a silk road of cursed knowledge.

Being an ex chef is sacrificing a bag of frozen veggies because you don't have an ice paddle and I did NOT just spend 5 hours on something for it to be thrown out for food safety reasons

Yay chashu time!!!! (I just barely undercook the chashu so when I fry it up for meals so it doesn't over cook)

Me: okay we need to find a flat surface for this DM: behold! The floor!

What defines us is not where we come from but how we choose to move forward once you know where you are

And speaking of that, feel free to join me to watch me start a new watercolor project on stream! Watch atomiccrouton with me on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/atomiccrouto...

I'll start my art streams again soon. Essentially what happened is I posted my last painting and got a LOT of good feedback from professional artists and so I wanted to take a quick pause to reevaluate my work. I've got a new project coming soon and thanks for your patience everyone!

Another person has agreed to go on their anti racism journey

Me practicing my jaw harp: this is going to be so cool to learn how to speak with this Me about an hour later:... Wait is this just ventriloquism with ✨passion✨

If you come out and condemn marginalized communities for showing joy today, you are an ally of no one

People who are sad about Kirk and say it was senseless are the same people who are pro death penalty

If you feel the need to correct people on feeling joy right now, then you haven't fully unpacked your privilege

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

A quick reminder that being leftist does not mean being pacifist.

For anyone wondering how the south is doing right now, people are leaving comments on representative's posts saying things like "I can't wait until next election because your seat is mine". People are furious with the current political system. Progress is being made

Goth Pirate Pathfinder run is a go