Pulled this out the bag last night. A scotland win + over 2.5 goals AND over 27.5 shots and over 9.5 corners. Never seen three better goals in one game before. www.betmgm.co.uk/blog/footbal...

We've managed 86 shots in four games and scored six times hahaha #MUFC

With all the activity in this window, the signing that excites me the most remains the first one we completed. Re-watching highlights of pre-season and Cunha seems to have the lot. Just lacked a goal. Used to hate playing Wolves mainly because of him. Should be fun to watch. #MUFC

Right. Mbeumo signed. Time to check back in. #MUFC

I couldn't believe a certain section of the fan base was so willing to do some deals with the money from Bruno. He is a fantastic player. Just use your eyes. I'm ecstatic he's staying. It would've been a crying shame if we didn't get to see our Portuguese magnifico play with Cunha. #MUFC

Not even moved that Garnacho missed that. I'm never confident when he's through. If that's Amad, though, we are sailing through. #MUFC

These are the games that capture a generation. Football is just fucking great, isn't it? #CL

Why is Bayindir at this club?! #MUFC

We cannot pass the ball without it bobbling. Infuriating. #MUFC

Despite the progress, Amorim can only work with what he's got. All three goals are from individual errors. Really don't see the harm in bringing through the academy at this point. #MUFC

This is my general feeling. We are obviously still bad. But it's getting better game by game. And he's working with some weird footballers.

It's so evident Ruben Amorim has got us playing far better. Defensively much tighter despite endless injuries. Control of games more often than not. Clearly its a poor side but I'm so impressed by what he's done with no resources in 5 months, despite endless criticism and bad fortune.

Utterly convinced we'd be in top half if Dalot didn't play for us. Harsh but true. #MUFC

If Hojlund wants to put these performances in for the rest of time, he can have at it. But we reserve the right to crucify him for the rest of time. Abnormally bad, even given his low standards. Garnacho looks like he's physically dusted. Less said about Onana the better. Yoro, though... #MUFC

Really running out of patience with Garnacho, now. Would accept the right fee. I know he can improve, but I've only seen him regress this year. He is lightweight and consistently makes the wrong decision. Capable of 100x better. Can't blame anyone other than himself. #MUFC

Decent opening 30 minutes, with the usual heavy dosing of unforced errors and borderline child-like decision-making injected in for good measure. Do think we are improving, though. #MUFC

Won't someone please think of the children/MUFC academy stars: t.co/ATYoCYePV2 #MUFC

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Garnacho is so, so frustrating. How can you be offside there?!

They'll be dancing in the streets of Saudi Arabia tonight. We just won't know about it because all the journalists to report on it are dead.

Horribly hungover yesterday, but thought I'd come to yell into this shaded sky of blue that Ayden Heaven looks the real deal. Let's have him and Yoro with De Ligt moved to the centre. #MUFC

Really starting to like some of the stuff Zirkzee does. #MUFC

That passage of play comes from a first-time Dorgu cross...it just isn't that complex...typed this out as Dalot passed it out of play and then gave away a free kick. I really think he's the cause of so many problems.

I want see us play a season where Dalot isn't in the team. Sick of it. Just play it first time. So so so so so so so basic. #MUFC

EASILY....the best opening 20 minutes of the season. And we haven't scored. Still, small wins. #MUFC

Someone needs to clip up that fraud, Dalot, for the first goal. Spunks it up in the air. Then walks around watching the ball. No intensity. No recovery. Never has there been a player more unsuited for this club (or any PL team).

Nah, Amorim deserves heat. That was atrocious. When it's that bad, at least let us see some of the talent coming through. Not making a change until the 90th minute is negligence. #MUFC

Amad Diallo out for the season?

We have a run of games that can propel us up the table, now. Nobody expects Europe. But let's get some momentum going, at least. #MUFC

Malacia is one of the poorest players I've seen in a United shirt. Certainly at the back.

It's like, we're not that bad, but we really are. Playing OK, playing OK, nice combos, playing OK, nice little phase annnddd they've forgotten they're pros. Individual errors all over the park consistently let us down. How Garna and Maguire don't score those opportunities is incredible. #MUFC

April 2024 - Sainsbury's: "Wooo we are smashing it. Shareholders, time to collect your winnings." January 2025: Sainsbury's: "We are going to let 3,000 staff go. Have to. Profit marginally down. Have to. No other option." We are not living in a serious age. This is not sustainable.

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

Really hard to like this team. Really difficult. Individual errors all over the shop. How many shots do we take that are blocked? Cannot wait for this season to be over.

Strong case to be made that Baleba and Minteh should be off. Scissor tackle from behind by Minteh on Dalot extraordinary. Decision not to award a free kick more so. Baleba doesn't attempt to play the ball. The rules are clear. Last man in the area, when no attempt to play ball = red card. #MUFC

I find it deeply odd…. That some people (mostly men) Need a leader to follow To practically worship Some dude you will defend with blind loyalty when you know they cross a line That isn’t a sign of strength …but of innate insecurity & weakness But hey, you do you.

No character flaws today. All cojones. Even if we had lost, I would have applauded. Zirkzee and Diallo had chances to win it in ET. Huge fight all over the pitch, especially after the dimwitted red card. Big props to De Ligt, Maguire, and Ugarte. Bayindir shot stopping was great...kicking... :/

You know what still really annoys me? The decision to give a penalty for handball against AWB in the FA Cup semi-final against Coventry last season. There was lots to be annoyed about that day. But that was right up there.

I have to share a city with this man. I'm going to train to become a plumber, become an expert on faucets, and install the most intense faucet you've ever seen in the White House. They'll be begging for water.

Really want to give Hojlund time...he's only in his second season...but if he wants to make it at United, those chances have to have more conviction. Low or high. With power or finesse. Don't just lamely pat it at a saveable height. In general, doing OK. Could nick a win with any potency. #MUFC

Was one year wedding anniversary yesterday, but as wife was getting ready for crazy golf (the only way to celebrate), I was spitting fury at that first half clusterfuck. Amorim doesn't get to just hide behind relegation threats. He fucked up yesterday.

Ah man I hate this team (apart from Amad). No redeeming feature about them (apart from Amad). Hopefully we stay up and sell them all (apart from Amad).

Will just repost this every week I think.

Bruno, I love you, but time to sit out for a while. If any other of our players did that tackle on a yellow, they'd be dragged down the street. Plus, you've been shocking for a while, now.

This is even worse than it was under Moyes. I don't blame Amorim. Years and years of ridiculous rule has led to this.

Keep having to catch myself. We know we are shit. Everyone knows we are shit. Top half will be a struggle. Can't score. Can't defend. We do inexplicable things. No composure. Brittle with really weak collective character. Enjoying football is on the backburner for a couple of years minimum.

It is clear that Malacia isn't of the required standard, unfortunately, and suffers from the same sort of football intelligence as our other wingback. To give away a free kick in the same position fron which we conceded previously is just stupid. #MUFC Poor all round.

He will do really well, somewhere. Partly his fault, but mostly the club's fault he hasn't made more of the insane talent he has. I don't understand why he didn't continue as the spearhead in ETH's second season - but we will always have 22-23. Still hoping Rashford stays. But looks done. #MUFC

Spent all morning drinking in the tears of City fans on podcasts. One had the temerity to criticise our (sensational) away fans when the Etihad was an utter cathedral, as it always fucking is. They are so deluded and entitled. If the charges are even halfway true, deserved relegation beckons.

Maguire does seem built for the back three, and he was extremely impressive yesterday. I like the options we have at the back. Would like Yoro in there for the extra pace. But defensively looking much better. We need to beat Bournemouth and Wolves next and then we can fucking forget Forest.