Shohei Ohtani gave up three runs and the Dodgers said, “no worries king we got you,” and dropped a three run bomb to bail him out.

Michigan State really came off a bye week just to get cooked by a dude running 59 yards with one shoe on.

Bill Belichick really left the Patriots just to recreate 28 to 3 in college and the fans did not stick around for the sequel.

he's right u kno

Project 2025 went from “never heard of it” to “being it to the cookout” faster than a Marvel reboot.

Florida built Alligator Alcatraz just to make sure people wake up earlier than Waffle House employees.

Take care of yourself

Jasmyn Nyx leaving WWE is a perfect example of what happens when you don’t pay your wrestlers what they’re worth. AEW pays their wrestlers 40-50% of the revenue like what other sports leagues do. With all the money that WWE makes in revenue, they pay little to nothing for that.

AEW knows how to keep things interesting and exciting. Their storytelling is great, their characters are developed well, and the matches are *chef’s kiss*. Anyone who brings up ratings, crowd sizes, or any talking point from an influencer who gets Saudi money is deserving of mockery.

I love Bryan Danielson on AEW commentary!

60 minutes of walking with the dog and we’re both exhausted

It’s OK to speak up when something feels unfair, even if someone doesn’t like it. However, it’s not OK to punish people just because they said something you don’t agree with.

I reached more than 100 followers today. The goal for the DINI community was always 120 because that’s the magic number to have a strong following, anything beyond that becomes bigger than myself. I will enjoy this moment today and keep trying to be entertaining tomorrow.

If you’re scared, feel your feelings, do some deep breathing, and stay vigilant. It’s a price we will keep paying. They hate when we thrive in discomfort. Stand up, know your rights, take care of those you love, and continue to fight. This is not over!

Guess who lost 5 pounds in half a week?

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Smash two movies together to make a new movie. John Tucker Must Die Hard

Definitely worth a watch! Misogyny in pro wrestling doesn’t get called out a lot and it needs to, even in this United Patriarchy of America. Shout out to @queenofthering.bsky.social for making this!

How to Make Friends in Your 30s: Find people who have the same interests that you do

What feels awkward to others can be natural to you and your inner circle. If they judge you, then that says more about them than about you.

When someone is sharing something vulnerable to you, ask open-ended questions that let them go deeper on their own.

When someone dies, the healthiest way to cope is to let yourself feel the pain of losing them and gratitude for the time you had together.

Even when you think you’re ready to lose someone in your life, grief can still hit you hard in ways that you didn’t expect because of our expectations and how we see things.

Grief affects everyone differently and what we feel can just as revealing as what we choose to hide from other people.

If you don’t have enough information about something, then it is best to not act on it, especially if you’re only going off somebody’s word.

You can never fully know another person, just a mix of who they are and your own bias toward them.

She’s so hot, she puts on fire lipstick before escaping a burning building

AR Art in Action

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Psychedelic Money

Made Baked Ziti tonight

Cooking is the most fun part of my week. With that being the case, I’m preparing to make my Italian Mac n Cheese in two weeks. All the people at work ate it all within 40 minutes and got universal acclaim. Now, my next batch is going to be even tastier that it’s going to make people cry tears of joy

When you go 40 minutes nonstop and she still wants more

She’s a 10 but Olive Garden is her favorite restaurant

When your Friday night starts off on a bad note

WWE in 2025: Triple H praises Trump and helps him with his national workout Cody Rhodes, Tiffany Stratton, and the Street Profits do a Trump rally Roman Reigns admits he voted for Trump Triple H sits behind Linda McMahon as she destroys education Sells their biggest show to a genocidal country

Stomach: You want food? Sorry, I’m upset with you, you’re only drinking veggie juice and water tonight Me: 😔

Pros and cons of dating me Cons - I make cheesy jokes Pros - I make a pasta that mixes tomato sauce and ricotta cheese that made someone orgasm

this is a public service announcement that the Miami Dolphins have a cornerback named Storm Duck that is all

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One thing to note: Charlie Kirk was feuding with Nazis online before he was assassinated. They were saying he wasn’t far-right enough and considered him a traitor. So, if it turns out it was a Nazi that killed him, then everybody needs to be worried because political assassinations come in bunches.

STAPLE ASS JONES #AEW

I am the #1 chef at work and I haven’t even used all my cooking powers.

Treat her like a pizza. She’s cheesy but can burn you if you piss her off.

Top 5 Best Places to Go On a Date: 1. Library 2. Public Parks 3. Public Beaches 4. Community Theatres 5. Mom and Pop Restaurants Why? Because if your date does anything creepy to you, there will be people around you at all times that can kick their ass.

Drafts? I don’t like them. They’re so rough and final.

Treat her like pasta. She’s delicious and she knows it.

Friends: FUCK *insert NFL team here* Me: Chilling while watching women’s basketball

This is pasta and meatballs that were slow cooked in sauce for 30 minutes and then put back on the stove for 3 minutes to mix with the pasta. The sauce comes out sweeter and it causes all my co-workers to want me to be their personal chef.

The Emperor’s New Groove is just Beauty & The Beast except it’s a bromance