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I want waffles, but I don’t wanna make them much less cleanup 💀

Not my spoiled ass, asking my mom to make me couscous with peanut nuts.

YOU CAN'T PROVE A NEGATIVE. THAT'S NOT HOW EVIDENCE WORKS. THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS

Woke up for 6 AM spinning but I didn’t wanna get up my bed is so soft and warm

At first. I was over training. Then I took a break. To the point where I was as under training. Back at the gym. Same workouts considered overtraining before are now under training. I guess. I’ll get up for 6 am spinning. Maybe. 💀

My throat hurts so much and I keep having to talk

My mom says she’s saddened by the way I speak to my brother. That I sound like a constable. Stop babying that man. I’m angry at his weaponized incompetence. I’m tired of carrying it all. I used to resent my parents for not learning English yet being jerks to me while I struggled through college.

Boys are so spoiled and it makes me hate men so much. Weaponized incompetence irks my soul. Lack of initiative and helpfulness - I want friends. Not helpless people.

I didn’t ask to be born. I just want to close my eyes for eternity.

Hear more about @misschris.bsky.social on this Friday’s @spankopodcast.bsky.social episode regarding GASP

Cleveland clouds, go away. 💀

I am so tired of this life

Told some random kid wearing shorts and a t-shirt to put his hands in his armpits when he saw me wearing gloves and he wished for hand warmers out loud.

I smell like I need to take a shower. So instead I put away all my clean laundry.

I’m exhausted. Bro.

I don’t find myself wishing for a boyfriend. I fantasize more about my very own personal assistant though. Personal stylist? 🤩 I’d die happy. Make me look good. I don’t wanna try on clothes. Just asses me and dress me. Sometimes I wish I was three so I could have someone bathe me and dress me.

Saw a post of a loser guy saying he can’t find a trad wife to basically run his errands for him while he just provides financially. He complains about having to pick up his prescriptions. Everyone in the comments saying he doesn’t want a wife. He wants an unpaid personal assistant 💀

picked the worst week to volunteer for a midnight webinar. I’ll really be done at 2 am my body has yet to adjust to the daylight savings time change 😒😩

Crowdsourcing info for a warm pair of waterproof gloves that'll get me through my outdoor shifts in the winter. Let me know if you have a specific brand you trust or even gloves to avoid if you had a bad experience with some.

I woke up wanting guacamole and Chicharrones. The dry meat ones.

Amazon is laying off people. Microsoft is laying off people. Systems are crashing and we are the ones dealing with the poor outcomes 😭

I have a hole on my butt that won’t heal @biggirlspanker.bsky.social got all toppy and said to stop picking at it. @sky282.bsky.social basically just rolls her eyes cause it’s a wound from a zit. My mom bursted out laughing saying I already have a butthole.

I don’t need a reset spanking. I just need to focus. 😅

I did not do that. 😭🤣

There have been few tops who are naturals. 1. Switches who start topping from their heart to give back, bottoms who learn to top to teach a top how they want the scene to go - make the best tops. 2. Switches who claim a top side just to be topped in return are manipulative.

I need new sneakers and I hate shopping. Also. I hate discontinued models. I hate new dysfunctional models. #FirstWorldProblems

Yay, I finally found my Fitbit🎉🎉🎉 Though now I can’t find my pill box.

Dear self. 3-8 miles a week in the metro parks is not worth a Garmin

Should I just invest on a smart watch, now that @electraheartt.bsky.social has introduced me to breathable wrist straps? Not that I wouldn’t take it off to wash my hands. Hence why this thing is fucking lost. At least other devices have enabled finder noises. Fuck.

Found my favorite tweezers. Still no Fitbit.

My shorts are finally in vacuum sealed bags. Until next summer. Next. My summer pjs. I can do this. Where the hell is my Fitbit?

When you can’t find your Fitbit and decide maybe cleaning your room instead of you going to the gym? Why is life so hard?

I have to eat if I want to go spinning and barre tonight.

Woke up so hungry. Even after eating a chicken and bean burrito with avocado before bed.

I think about playing SIMS. Is that still a thing? I don’t think I’d have much interest though.

Stolen from the Latin teacher FB group.

I thought I had tomorrow morning free at work. So I scheduled a session with my electrolysis lady. But I have a feeling I fucked up so bad today. I need to cancel my appointment. Fuck

I wonder if having the electrolysis lady remove my toe hairs would be more painful than upper lip hair removal? Cause fuck. I’m tired of my socks painfully pulling on my toe hairs. FUCK.

How does one wake up tomorrow ready to face the day with today’s errors? 🥺 Typing this literally has me crying. So maybe my body releasing this stress now helps?

To err is human. I have humaned a lot today.

Addicted to my phone. Overstimulated. Yet. Drawn back. FUCK.

I would like 3 - 4 day weekends every week

Be excited for the little things, it will make your day feel less dark. Especially if you’re going through it. Take the little wins

I don’t like the way I feel and I have a feeling it’s from all the sweat from spinning class. Lame.

Can't wait for a whole weekend of spooks and spanks next week 😁

All that prep and I wasn’t able to fall asleep until 4 am 😩 I should go. Just cause I’m awake but like I feel a headache coming on I’ll have another adventure later today.

When you borrow @biggirlspanker.bsky.social hiking sticks to lend to a friend and now you can’t find your. At least I’m emptying out the rocks from my last adventure. 😅 I hope I find cool rocks tomorrow.