My bathroom soap dispenser just squirted way harder than it usually does and pretty much bukkake'd me Like damn soap dispenser I know you see me naked almost every day but I didn't know you were freaky like that

LET'S GET PLAPPIN' [record scratches, Jet Set Radio jingles, and loud wet gay sex intensifies] Surprise! Less than two weeks after visiting @ethjttv.bsky.social in England, he surprised me with a lil animation he commed! This was done by x.com/_AndyBunny_ over on X. Go check out their stuff!

wtf my lawyer doin' dawg💀💀💦💯 🎵Watery Graves (In-Game) - Laura Shigihara🎶 #Furry #NSFW #3Dart #Blender #Pissing #Watersports

Being bi is neato. I remember trying to repress the feelings as early as 10th grade. Took me years to accept this side of me but I'm SO glad I did. Boobs are great. Weens are great. People with boobs AND weens? Yall are cool. Put your things in my mouf pls Happy pride month fellow fags 🏳️‍🌈

Happy pride month faggots 😺

Chips and salsa should be a stupidly easy snack to make and yet it is virtually impossible to estimate the correct amount of salsa you need for the specific amount of tortilla chips that you have

That's one HUNG Mew! ❤️

Fuckin' scrambled eggs flew out of the frying pan with a trajectory I can only describe as straight up paranormal

When you can't stand yourself, it's never a situational thing. The feeling's always there; you just kind of find a way to bury it and forget about it without even trying to. It's how you cope. It's those moments when you REMEMBER how much you can't stand yourself that are particularly frustrating.

Anna is in her own weight class (resistance is futile) 🐈‍⬛ @noeticred.bsky.social (Kuro) 🖼️ @petroverr.bsky.social

wow okay

@abelinesol.bsky.social's R'hia takes an opportunity to really let their freak flag fly. More of a whole-ass freak banner, really. Freak tapestry. #boo3art

If I ever become elected president I will make it a FELONY to rip ass on an airplane my god

behold! peak preg content. #afleft #furryart

Get yourself a boyfriend that's cool with you being completely casually naked while peeing with the bathroom door wide open. I have one of those, they're friggin great

The mouse on the 1984 Macintosh at the retro/vintage computer museum was fighting me like it was a heavyweight boxing title bout but I made this super awkward-looking Honeydew anyway

Turning off all the automatic assists to return the car to its true form just as god intended If it kills me then i deserved it

a little rough... a little freaky... but i wanted to draw fat teats no i needed to draw huge milky udders you dont understan d

My generation is haunted by the past

Sweaty Kitty

Havin' a lotta fun in the UK, hangin' out and bein a goober with my boyfren @ethjttv.bsky.social

Me, sitting next to boyfriend who just burped: "Hey, let's play a drinking game. Every time you burp, we take a shot." Boyfriend: "Oh, you'd die."

Golden week is my favorite 3 week period

Snow sphynx business doodle comm for @elderfloof.bsky.social magbo fan club magnetusart.carrd.co

Most petty criminals that go around breaking into cars know to avoid the public parking ramp where Honeydew works as a security guard. Every now and then, though, some cocky asshat will think that they can cause trouble and force Honeydew to make an example out of them...

✨Hungry night✨ Can't get anything to satisfy that hunger Also on - youtu.be/LpMSVENcEuY mega.nz/file/rEliwQj...

"Dickcheese Technology™ offers modern solutions and scalable concepts for an evolving world. Dickcheese provides accelerated synergistic properties while remaining completely agile as a client agnostic platform. Book a Dickcheese demo today" What WHAT are you selling

Best triangle you've ever seen mino.mobi/draw

Drew up Skidd plowing @daletfours.bsky.social 's freaky sex gremlin Vaporeon Shalaal, and getting himself sprayed.

TFW your Evil Dragon Queen gets all brood crazy and triples your breeding shifts...

One thing that drives me wild is when a super talented artist draws something with amazing detail and intricate shading and its obvious they've put hours of work into a passionate drawing but then they share it by just screenshotting the drawing app instead of exporting a higher quality image

Y'all seem to like it when I post WIPs, so... I decided I'm gonna take another stab at vore. It's rare for me to depict Honeydew at his job as a security guard anyway, so I thought I could creatively roll the two together!

I think people gotta learn to start likin the shit they like with their chest. I think if you're an artist that draws shit that's either freaky or just not status quo you kind of get punished since people will bury that shit in their likes but not ACTUALLY support and share it around.

ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ᴵ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ˡⁱˡ ᵇⁱᵗᵗᵃ ᵉˢᵗʳᵒᵍᵉⁿ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵈᵒ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ʷⁱᵈᵈˡᵉ ᵇⁱᵗ 👉👈

don't ask me how this happened

By this time next week, I'll be arriving in England for the second time now to see my lovely boyfriend @ethjttv.bsky.social Countin' down the days! 💚

This is an illustration of a scene from a story that I wrote! Check it out here! www.furaffinity.net/view/63888840/

Did you know that in heaven you can piss 10x harder and spray 10x further and pee indefinitely for as long as you want Its heaven for a reason dude

Me: (stops scrolling for a few seconds to wonder what the fuck I'm looking at) Bluesky: Oh you LIKE that? You spent time lingering on that post because you LIKE it??? GUESS WHO'S GETTING MORE OF THAT HYPER SPECIFIC THING THEN SUCKER

He's here! Say hello to Nash. I'm not sure how often I'll draw him, but since he appears in multiple stories and was even the main character of one of them, I figured that he deserved a ref sheet. He's earned a place among my roster of OCs.

Nash appears in two stories that I wrote. He's a small character in Shalaal's backstory, and then he stars in a lewd story I wrote where he has chance encounter with her again. Nash, in my head, definitely has a crush on Shalaal. Nash doesn't have a ref sheet. Nash should have a ref sheet... 👀

Social battery

every now and then my art will find its way to rule 34 even though I never actively post there, and out of all of the comments I've earned on that site this one is still my absolute all-time favorite

it’s hot girl summer somewhere

"This lasagna feeds 4 to 5 people" yeah 4 to 5 oompa loompas maybe

I'm currently eating a bag of sour skittles for the first time in at least 10 years and it's blowing my everloving mind how if you put a few in your mouth and just suck the sour fairy dust off they turn into REGULAR ASS SKITTLES bro they do NOT want you to know the truth

Well? You hungry for a burger, or were you looking to spoil your dinner with dessert first? Cuz I think Honeydew's got a donut with your name on it...

Do any of y'all think that Honeydew's horns are actually ears instead? I've had more than one person (read: two) confuse my horns for ears and I have to wonder if that's a sign of bad character design or something Also, a WIP to shamelessly grab your attention.