Enigmas never age is supposed to say “ingenues never age”. It is a mis-print by the man who tweeted “covfefe”. An ingenue is a French word for an endearingly innocent young woman. Epstein promised a bottomless bread basket of ingenues. Disgusting.

Ice cream for a family of four in Trump’s economy- $40.

Trump as King

And the real threat is that Tik Tok knows I like big pimple pops.

Who is going to tell Chappell that, at 26, she is still able to stay on her parents’ healthcare? So young and so well meaning but just misses the point every time. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Only the first #Grammy award presentation and Doechii already delivered THEE speech of the night 🥹

Are the Grammys really good this year or am I just getting old?

The Grammys belong to the girls in 2025.

DEI MAGA definition- n word Real definition- more recruiting efforts Woke MAGA definition- n word lover Real definition- human decency Nazi Salute MAGA definition- my heart goes out to all racists Real definition- I believe in an aryan master race

They found the 300 million condoms in Palestine! Turns out new press secretary, KkKaroline, was talking about a George W Bush partnership with the WHO to improve sex education in Gaza, Mozambique. Two different Gazas- classic mix-up.

I’m a civilian that would like to officially opt out of all future military training exercises. 🙋🏻‍♀️ please and thank you.

Can someone get Bob the Drag Queen on the White House briefing room?

Can you imagine the next Kennedy Thanksgiving in Hyannis Port after cousin Caroline just sold Bobby down the river for killing live baby chicks in the blender?

But the baby chickens!

It’s a V Day Vendetta. Trump’s tariff temper tantrum with Colombia will cost women their Valentine’s Day flowers and will destroy women owned businesses at the bottom of the floral food chain.

Can you imagine being the richest man on earth and still being this petty and racist?

Why hasn’t anyone pointed out that Elon is biting his bottom lip while doing the salute? Men are never ever up to something good when they bite that bottom lip.

The most important Tik Tok you will ever see. User @kclmft reads a Substack from an H1B visa X employee and confirms that Elon Musk used the platform to rig the presidential election. Part 2 of 2. Edited for time. X is using the platform to rig more elections.

The most important Tik Tok you will ever see. User @kclmft reads a Substack from an H1B visa X employee and confirms that Elon Musk used the platform to rig the presidential election. Part 1 of 2. Edited for time. X is using the platform to rig more elections.

If you’re ever looking for me, I’ll be shopping at Costco.

Despicable

I’m gonna say it’s just autism when I ask every single Republican to their face if they’re a nazi.

But Barron packed his suitcase

Reports that ICE is raiding Fairfax county schools tomorrow. We need PTA type white moms in front of the school taking video. We need to document this. Use our privilege for good for once.

I’m making Tik Tok shop videos to avoid content suppression, to maintain my following, and to make money to save for the revolution. I’m also a sell-out.

Since Tik Tok flags all of my videos now, I’m treating it like my little reward! “Disqualified” pops up and I get a little thrill!

My suspicion is that this was a plan to thwart the meta boycott from 1/19-1/26. I have to login in each day to make sure I’m not following.

You are following potus on meta without consent so that you will open the app every day to unfollow. It is a genius plan to thwart the meta boycott 1/19-1/26. Somebody tag the hot lumberjack who planned the boycott.

Come on in Ever/Body

Can we keep a running list in the comments of republicans who have denounced Elon’s gesture?

Melania became a citizen in July of 2006. Barron was born in March of 2006. Better pack that precious suitcase, anchor baby! ⚓️👶

Just saw a comment that X is missing four 90 degree lines. 🤯

We’re out here in DC dodging Norovirus and Nazis. 2025 is exhausting.

At this point, I’d settle for J.D. Vance to be a never Hitler guy.

Before today a “Tallahassee snowman” was a Republican lobbyist from south Florida with a blizzard in his pocket.

Elon Musk is not answering for his nazi salute because we infantilize white men and treat everyone else like adults. Treat them like grown ups and maybe they will rise to the challenge.

Protect your sons from MAGA you tubers. Please post the wild political things you’ve heard from seemingly innocuous you tubers. I’ve heard incel rhetoric while listening in on my son watching video game streamers, baseball players, and pranksters. Our boys are being radicalized. #feministboymom

I’d like to thank the rare South Georgia snow for giving me a safe topic to discuss with my Trumpy father.

I thought about getting a weighted vest and then I remembered that I have two permanent 15 pound weights on my chest and I got a new sports bra instead.

Does “wokeness” just mean “decency”?

Barron better pack that suitcase he loves so much. ⚓️👶

We were watching the inauguration when my three year-old turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is the nice space man doing a Hitler salute?” And when I told her “Because he’s a Nazi, because we have effectively elected a Nazi as president,” she started crying.

If you still have a Facebook account, you are now following Trump’s page. Go check. It’s true. Unfollow if you want to avoid an excited phone call from your cousin.

We live in a post-shame world.

It’s not just the salute. It’s the thing Elon said about “civilization.” That’s some serious dystopian colonist eugenics chatter.

One time someone told me that he “speaks republican.” That means he’s super racist, right?