If the first words spoken at my funeral aren't "The Gobbledy Gooker is called the biggest flop in professional wrestling history, but it wasn’t meant for the adults. It was for the children" I will haunt you all so bad

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Got crossworlds finally. All the random music changes and explosions and people ramming each other feels like someone hooked an IV full of pure adhd juice into one of my jugular veins

Yeah yeah thanksgiving is bad evil blah blah blah I know I just miss having a family to do it with. This and Christmas have become real downers for me over the past 5 years

Beneath The Grove - CH. 1 (1/29) a comic by @cirrostatus.bsky.social & @frogletcomics.bsky.social

when you think about it, it's larry boy's fault the rumor weed happened

It's time to scrub some blood in Crime Scene Cleaner!! It isn't easy, but it's honest work. Well... maybe not that honest. #vtuber #envtuber www.twitch.tv/alistairarsene

all of the big pro graps podcasts right now are fucking terrible except for deadlock. its all either the worst generic white dudes of all time or fujos who are watching aew for adam page deadlock is all i have left man 😔

theres a hollowflame cookie, im so washed

Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.

Every other game I see on steam now is ai generated junk with a title like “The 69 Chambers of Doctor Pervulon” and there’s a combo multiplier system for how many women you can assault in a row. Very strange that this game was where they drew the line

I’ve been trying really hard but I’m just not feeling any of my writing side projects right now. It’s kind of depressing me, I really want to finish them now that I have an opportunity but it’s not happening

for the sonic fans in chat, i started a new story

Cyberpunk 2077 First Time Playthrough! twitch.tv/fairlyfoxytv?a

ys chronicles is a great port because it's so funny to be running around bumping into enemies and automatically killing them in one hit in a remake of a computer game from 1987 while music like this plays www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CKQ...

I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.

Fuck it. The Sisterhood of Massive Green Sideburns.

susie deltarune hearing this all day at school (no one bothered to remember her name)

(old) A goofy movie, but my copy is weird.

the only death battle video i would ever watch is mr bean vs the three stooges

the pack-in english dub for Star Ocean 2 R is soooo fucking bad. Not in a funny way either like the psx version either, in a very dull and annoying way. Celine sounds like a high school student being forced to read for the class

she has so many styles

Hey. Kindly reminder. Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are. This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults. If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.

canon: this character is the saint of all purehearted goodness and honestly in the world. this is his rival, a nightmarish beast of deceit and lies who twists everything to suit his cruel ends fanon: this is Gay Twink and this is his rival, the dark god of having sex with him

cursed medieval andalite stede @ghostalservice.bsky.social (walters museum MS w.88 folio 115v)

one of the most depressing parts of becoming an adult was the realization that i will never travel across a world map, fighting random encounters and trying to find the next town

Hierophant (an AU of smithy), saddest of dads. And most tired. Can't sleep because if he does his friends might get hurt. And it'll be his fault! Again! Drawn by the wonderful @mellodillo.bsky.social

he's the famous poop guy. he's awesome. he likes toys with me

POV: YOU PLAY 1 ROUND OF CITY TRIAL

Everything about Wicked is either actively or ambiently annoying to me

I am losing my mind lmao Every shot, a travesty. Every wig. Every CG effect. They let this trailer reach final edit in this state??? Ship it?? It says "Based on the visionary game Silent Hill 2" TWICE. Did someone with COVID brainfog(hehe SH) edit this and forget they already put that slate in???

me when I run in the direction of away

preview of what this was supposed to be for before i shelf it to make way for more pressing things i was triangulating the different translations to figure out what to put at the bottom lmao

times are so tough that spongebob is living in the patty wagon

who tf modded Allison SLARPG into Yakuza 0

*several alarms, bells and sirens sound off all at once*

Another doodle.

you're telling me, a 36 year old man, that I have to go to bed when there's a new Kirby game that just came out?

ive been thinking about writing toxic inspekta/capo content lately (which like 10 people would read) and if I did, the first priority of the story would be coming up with a plot contrivance to turn Inspekta back into Hector so I wouldn't have to write his insane dialogue

Two hours into a shift and I’m already exhausted beyond belief tonight

Doodle.

Trio 🐯🦁🐵

Every flavor of Celsius is nasty