Oh shit, it's Gabriel Ultrakill.

The answer might shock you.

These be optimal gaming hours.

niel. I'm so sorry, I need some help. For the past couple of months I've been absolutely bleeding money taking care of four orphaned 3 week old kittens until now- and I don't regret it one bit. But it's cost me almost 2k total and now the loan jumbling left me 2 months past due.

Probably a bad time to leave the gamer cave-

You're a freak unless proven otherwise. That's how it works in court.

Who keeps track of all that???

Fine, fine. Everybody is a freak.

Prove me wrong.

Nevermind. I'M the normal one.

The birds are the most normal ones here.

The crying one.

[ actually crying. ]

I hate bricking. I didn't need a fifth land card, I needed an actual creature.

Yes. Because I do rawdog the streets and sidewalks. I even do it on uneven terrain.

I can even use them to grapple objects with the greatest of ease. Excellent for puncturing, too. Truly, I have wonderful patas.

It's pretty easy. No protection. My feet can tank the asphalt and cement.

Yeah, raw dogging the streets is pretty easy.

True. But this is funny to me, so I ain't stopping.

We don't need shoes. We can walk raw on the streets.

I know. I lost earlier. I'm just spreading the misfortune.

Hm... Yeah, that checks out.

. . . How?

Oh, right. I ignored that one since they're already sniffing each other's feet while saying patas.

I am? What is it?

Patas can also mean female ducks or lesbians.

// holy shit it's sephiroth

You lost the game.

Huh.

I'd go 0-4 if I were to enter a waking up early tournament.

Huh. Another spooky sounding song. Do ghosts only make spooky stuff? . . . That checks out. Anyway, very good song.

// a mimir

// I think that's all the info I was missing. Now to write the teas

MUSE INFO:

MUN INFO:

// wish I could draft stuff in here to make this less jank but here we go

// bandwagons do be fun

Squawk and skraw, I suppose.

Another one? Do share this other song with me, Napster.

Teasing is a friendship language, Noelle. You may tease me back as retaliation. For practice, deploy a stinging tease or shade towards my person.

Forbidden knowledge, an info hazard. I understand.

Another Berdly, yes? I've seen a few today. Still, you aren't explaining what you're trying to spread.

Tell me, Susan. What is being spread for Berdly?

Yes?

the horror smiles

[ @gamermove.bsky.social ] … LONG sigh. “… you’re not as bad as you look. It’s actually kinda cool that you play video games. We should… play together sometime.” 💧

An acapella. It's somehow whimsical despite the spooky voice. It's a ten out of ten!