Aunty pho

I love that the future is apparently star trek but instead of being cool pansexual space communism save for a sprinkle of colonialism, what if we did the mirror universe and were bad?

Had a few days off and back at work and everything is making me ANGRY!!!!!!! 😊😊😊😊

Well I guess I can finally stop lying to myself that I'll ever pick up the Sims again

Yall I've been reading mychal3ts as Mychal eats like yas hunty instead of his actual name which is Mychal Threets 🧍🏻‍♀️

ICE officer seen on video pushing woman to ground has returned to duty

Trying to organize my yarn and found like 4 abandoned projects I completely forgot about oops 🤭

I saw this on Twitter and I thought it was a parody but it's REAL 😭😭😭😭

Why do I read internet comments

Checking the mangoes every hour to see if they're ready to eat yet

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age." She was 78.

Someone is having a valid crashout under a comment I made on Instagram against the racists who told me to stfu and were rambling about "illegals" 👁👄👁

Finally admitting to myself that if I want a gym baddie body, I will indeed have to go to the gym

Thinking I have a great idea only to realize of course it already exists

Currently on the search for a winter coat so cozy it could double as a sleeping bag

what the fuck is fucking happening How do you target ICE and only hit detainees

Holy moly I managed to buy women's jeans online in the right size on the first try

I love when my cat acts like he's gonna sit in my lap and then change his mind and use my tummy as a launching pad to jump away 😮‍💨

It's so funny to me that people try to cancel Pedro Pascal like he is universally loved, hella rich, and everybody wants to work with him and he knows he basically gets to do whatever he wants

I cannot believe the taking our jobs bullshit continues to persist

I guess if I had to choose between gender fascism or trantifa I

Waiting for my charitable donations to trans rights advocacy and anti child hunger organizations to become illegal 🤪

Lmao Google overview giving me the Korean dub voice cast instead of the original

Started freaking out that my keyboard was broken because of key chattering and until I took off the keycap and found a bunch of cat hair 😹

Someone explain to me how tiny cavities in your face can produce an endless faucet of mucus 🤧

Finally played Venba after having it in my to-play list and I'm

My hayfever is trying to kill me. I went outside for errands, immediately started coughing and sneezing and now this morning I feel like I fell down a flight of stairs and my throat feels like I tried to eat glass

There is so much info being released about the alleged shooter how tf is a jury supposed to be non biased

I just saw some old white person on my facebook post that Voltaire quote that wasn't written by Voltaire and it's taking all my willpower to not effortpost in response

JON KARL: What do you make of Pam Bondi saying she's gonna go after hate speech? A lot of your allies say hate speech is free speech TRUMP: We'll probably go after people like you because you treat me so unfairly. You have a lot of hate in your hate. Maybe they'll have to go after you.

It's awful that Koreans were treated horribly especially after being invited to work in the US but literally they've been treating other detainees the exact same inhumane way so I'm a little confused why some people are acting like this is brand new information

Trying to explain to my fiance how powerful the color pink is like you make something in the right shade of pink and the girls who love pink will be all over it

If there are no more Chris Pratt haters then I am dead

I don't not appreciate all of this new information I've tried to avoid for over 30 years from a corner of the internet that I foolishly thought would be okay to remain ignorant of

LOL they're 100% fucking up this investigation but I guess does it matter when you can just do whatever you want anyway?

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Bro I'm going back to bed

Chat I'm scared

I know this is a wild idea, but maybe instead of more AI we invest in making people better and invest in stuff like public health and free or low cost education and high quality financially accessible housing but nooooo i need a little guy in my phone who's always nice to me and does my work for me

Remembered that phone charms are a thing you can buy and now I have a new shopping fixation of looking for the perfect tiny cute thing I may or may not buy

You ever just read something on the internet someone said and suddenly understand every person on that show Snapped without ever having seen an episode

I stg RFK Jr is why I can't watch House MD anymore without having a full blown panic attack

How do I share all the wild and unhinged shit ive learn about how AI works and how it impacts people's lives without sounding like a conspiracy theorist to my normie coworkers who think AI is a fancier version of Google

When the thing you wanted a month ago is finally restocked but the shipping is almost as expensive as the item now

"Treated" myself to some Canadian indie nail polish in a pre tariff if-I-don't-order-now-I-might-have-to-pay-the-US-govt-a-ransom-to-get-my-stuff panic and they finally came in

Lmao the sims being the sims with their newest pack Adventure Awaits aka Outdoor Island Fitness Jungle Living

Pre-ordering things and then almost instantaneously forgetting you did so makes for a great surprise later 😅

You can clock my mental health by looking at my internet browser history and seeing how many plushies I've contemplated buying

Getting hit the the 'sorry, we don't ship to your country!' for the first time as a USian