Happy Halloween from the King and Queen of Chapel Hill @bkoo.bsky.social

During the postgame presser, Jim Harbaugh will remind us how to safely operate a Bunsen burner

Aaron Rodgers has spent the last five years embarrassing himself on many fronts, but being outplayed by recently-traded Joe Flacco would have me fleeing back to the ayahuasca cave

Why does she look like Jake Tapper? Solemn. Disapproving. A hint of judgement.

Had the privilege of reviewing Save: The Katie Meyer Story - a heart wrenching retelling of Katie's life, the events leading to her tragic death, and how Gina and Steve Meyer have turned their “pain into purpose” through judicial advocacy Save airs May 10 at 11am ET on ESPN 💕⚽️

1700 days of no booze AND remembering to wash my face before bed (those two things are highly correlated). 💪🏻

Stanford Athletics Chief Operating Officer Alden Mitchell has been named interim Athletics Director as President Jonathan Levin and a search committee go about finding a permanent replacement for Bernard Muir. Article coming. #Stanford #ACC

"Views = mine" is one of the funniest things you put in a social media profile, like writing I Own This Shirt on your shirt.

Which one of you updated Troy Taylor’s Wikipedia page to include a Pawn in Cal’s Ultimate Prank section

I’m just at a loss reading this. Two investigations that revealed bullying, gender discrimination, and inappropriate conduct - and Troy Taylor is still employed at Stanford www.espn.com/college-foot...

ESPN has re-signed women's basketball writer @alexaphilippou.bsky.social to a multi-year contract extension 🏀 #NCAAWBB | #WNBA

The White House says Elon Musk is not administrator of DOGE and that he’s merely a Senior Advisor to President Trump. Incredible but not surprising. Reminds me of the movie Casino when DeNiro played a Casino boss but said he was food and beverage manager to avoid scrutiny.

On one hand, it’s totally insane that the Governor of Ohio named Jim Tressel (!) Lt. Governor, and on the other hand what prepares you better for dealing with reactionary constituents, manipulative politicians, and petty infighting more than coaching Ohio State football?

Fam, read David's piece if you haven't already.

The Columbus Blue Jacket looks like a hungover mosquito with a pickled liver, and Jimmy Buffett night is only adding to that aesthetic

Buckeye whiplash is going from “I will personally pack Ryan’s Day moving boxes” to “Is it dramatic to say we should put his face on a stamp?” in a 2-month time span

Sorry but this is actually incredible

first half update from the natty is I’ve seen some very good ball and some very bad swag surfin

Exhibit A shows the first half of the national championship game as told by my heart rate

Go Bucks!!

If I hadn’t seen Giants Hard Knocks, I’d have no strong feelings about this, but good for Saquon. He said bet and shoved it in Joe Schoen’s ring of honor

Arsonist takes credit for putting out the fire he started

lol

Spot the moment Jack Sawyer ran back a sack-fumble-six

😆😆😆😭

Oh I’ll name a dog after a champ alright

Won’t forget the moment Jack Sawyer got the strip-sack-bounce-six to send Ohio State to the natty and my heart rate to the moon 🔴

I am growing an ulcer from watching Ohio State receive punts

I think we can cut the number of people holding the flag by 50% and still be more than fine imo

"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."

a 5-4 vote on whether a person can use their future role in the federal government to avoid being sentenced for a crime of which a state court already found him guilty 34 times 5-4.

The degree to which I experience second-hand emotions (shame, anxiety) is going to take 10 years off my life. Tell me why I’ve been anxious all day for a meeting I WAS NOT part of.

Ole Mrs

The original was merely average. The sequel will not be better.

I see Kirk Herbstreit has moved from “Lunatic fringe” to “Buckeye Faithful” for his in-game discourse lol

What if - just maybe - the PAC 12 was really the most stacked conference and most of you just slept through it while we slugged each other in darkness?

I am too old for the font size on Arizona State’s jerseys. Got me squinting because you hit print with Arial 14 for national television

One thing about me is if I have more than two consecutive days off work, I’ll be sick. The whole time. Returning only to a picture of health the moment I have to go back to work.

Please, do not send my mom an invite code to this place

🗣️STORY TIME! PART 1 Woke up to a commotion in the family group chat involving my grandparents and a neighbor’s cat. Get ready for this emotional rollercoaster!! Text 1 / 3 from my mom who should win a damn Pulitzer for this:

The thing about Threads is… I don’t want my Instagram friends knowing who I really am. They’re nice people and don’t deserve to sit shotgun to my unhinged thoughts.

HBO canceling ‘Game Theory with Bomani Jones’ after two seasons

Less functional (where are all my friends) but I’VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE FROM THE PETTY