Fucks sake, this is an awful Spurs team, and we lose to them 🤬🤬

Dammit Utd, get your foot stuck in guys, and Sesko should have scored🤬

Need to get Cunha in the game 🔴⚪️⚫️

Boom Boom…..🔴⚪️⚫️👌

“Boomboomlemmehearyousaywayoooowayoooo” Thats all I want to hear tomorrow 🤞🔴⚪️⚫️

Halloween is on BBC4, still the best music in a horror film; and Jamie Lee Curtis😍

Its a beautiful morning out there, Baltic wind, but the sun is shining; and Saturday was perfect🔴⚪️⚫️ ⚽️

Uncle Fester will be having a meltdown now😂😂😂😂😂🔴⚪️⚫️😎 That was a great spirited performance, now bring on Brighton 🤞

Its a beautiful crisp, Autumnal morning, will it be doom and gloom this afternoon? Come on Utd🔴⚪️⚫️🤞

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I have to go to Manchester tomorrow, and Liverpool on Tuesday; I hope they don’t like football where I’m going 🤞

In the last 5 minutes, we could have had 3 goals; we are not clinical at all

Our midfield were pulling caravans, trying to get back then

Luke Shaw needs fining for that🤬

Passing sessions in training tomorrow 🤔

Shaw, Bruno & Mbeuno have been so out of it today🤷‍♂️ We haven’t hit anyone with a meaningful cross today; so stop trying those little dink passes🤨 Great save by Donna🫤

Sat in a bar and a local started a conversation with us, asked if i was a Utd supporter😂 He didn’t think of if I supported anyone else👌 🔴⚪️⚫️ He’s a Young Boys fan

On a work trip to Bern, what an absolutely wonderful city it is; easily walkable, unique! Shame i have to go home tomorrow 🫤

So Onana’s off to Turkey…

Oooh, @fryrsquared.bsky.social is back on TV🙂 🤓

Ah well, well done Grimsby; but what a terrible penalty from Cunha🤷‍♂️ Bring on Burnley 😬

Bath water is getting cold, but can’t get out; incase I jinx penalties 🤷‍♂️

Lets hope the rain gets in the control panels, and the floodlights fail🤞🤞😂

I hope they watered the pitch at half time

Im going in 😶‍🌫️, might not come up for air😂 #DamnUtd

I’ve actually run a bath, and getting it; can’t handle this game. If we lose, i have to buy breakfast for everyone in the local cafe; it will be rammed tomorrow 🫤

Im afraid we need Bruno and Casemiro on, to give some control out there

Dorgu, Onana, Ugarte, Dalot, Fredriksen all off the pace; wake up guys!

Fkn ell Onana🤬🤬🤬🤬

Under the cosh🤷‍♂️

They deserved that

I see Dalot is wearing two left boots again🫤

A lot riding on Kobbie’s shoulders tonight

DeLight “You should see the size of the Haddock’s in Steel’s Chippy” 🐟

Big Len, Back of the Net⚽️👏🔴⚪️⚫️

No sports bars near where i am, luckily Wi-Fi though🤞 Cone on Utd🔴⚪️⚫️

Need food and watering now😋 But found a beautiful little church on the way

Heading back to the hotel, to heal my feet🤕 22 miles of stomping so far🦶

17 miles so far today😎🥵 j’taime Paris ❤️

Well, PSG are dominating the game, over 83% possession, and not a shot on target until late in injury time🫤 Also Dembele had a penalty miss, that was in tribute to Mo Salah😂 Lets hope the second half is better🤞

On holiday, so naturally Friday night football ⚽️

Got into a cafe to watch the game, and MUTV doesn’t work on my SkyGo🤬

A preseason trophy is great, some great combinations out there; but what’s going on with Zirkzee?

Is it me, or are Utd looking a totally different team this season👌 I know it’s only preseason, but damn we look energetic and connected 🤞

The Italian National Anthem, is so much better at the F1, when no one is singing 😬😬

Looks like Rashy is of the Barca, shame it’s only a loan; with a buy option. The best of wishes to the lad, just don’t come back

First game of season prediction; Heaton😳 Yoro De Light Heaven Amad/Dalot Bruno Casemiro Dorgu Mbeuno Obi/JZ Cunha Dorgu was good today

Was just in the Pain Cave again tonight, it was seriously hot in there on the bike trainer,30 degs 🥵 Then the fan stops, so unclip and see what’s wrong; then it starts up as I get near🤬 After second time, open Amazon 💵 Have a great weekend everyone 🔴⚪️⚫️

Watching the half time show, and…🤷‍♂️

Damn, Chelsea are looking good here😔 #unbearable