[banging my gf who loves dirty talk] oh fuck yeah baby give me that hole [remembers she has a praise kink] you're my [remembers she also has a denial kink] adequate girl

the picrew of dorian gray

yeah i got hEDS... huge Enormous Dick Syndrome ahhahha *finger guns* *my knuckles crunch*

save me £5 muscle ogre transformation spell pdf

i lied. there is no sex. put your clothes back on, we're listening to Northwest Passage by Stan Rogers on loop for the next 3 hours

mothers will purchase nail clippers engineered specifically to launch clippings across the room at mach 5

men will be like hmm therapy or hyperrealistic Joker tattoo and choose wrong every single time

I wear your grandad's penis I look incredibenis

it's not left vs right. it's not gen z vs millennials. the real culture war is between white guys who want to be black and white guys who want to be japanese.

in my restless dreams i got my ass beat. violent hill

stranger things ending? bad. the boys ending? bad. and me? i am also feeling not so good

Painting my warlock wow oc 😀 #warcraft #warcraftart #art

my mum's favourite hobby is watching videos on mute with no subtitles and then getting confused when she doesn't understand what's happening

people who get scammed online will post about it to warn others of how convincing and sophisticated the scam is and then you look at the messages and it's like "i'm John Discord and i'm gonna ban you if you don't send me $500 of itunes gift cards"

mutuals feel free to come to my place and tangle our tails together

Been in a mood to do sketchy studies/redraw of WoW official art in my style to see how it would look ~ Here angry Grommash from the Rise of the Horde cover ÒoÓ grrr ~ (credits to the original from illustrator Glenn Rane) . #redraw #orc #RiseoftheHorde #Grommash #WorldofWarcraft

no, i would not love you if you were a worm, but i'd be down for a friends with benefits arrangement

i could never be a DPS who doesn't interrupt. pummel is like a son to me. and shockwave, my beautiful daughter. spell reflect. uhm. ginger nephew with sticky hands and unmedicated ADHD.

guy who just woke up from a 5 year coma: oh boy I can't wait to go check on my favourite garrosh misogyny moment

What if I gave you this cartoony little Bwonsamdi head? What are you gonna do about it? Knock, knock! I’m here to spread the gospel of THE LOA OF GRAVES. #warcraft #bwonsamdi

remember to hide your dick under the covers when you go to bed or the footjob man will crawl out and give it a footjob while you sleep

Decimus #worldofwarcraft #warcraft #wowmidnight #decimus #wowart #warcraftart

courtroom sketch artist drawing defendant with suspiciously detailed feet

you can tell that haranir are a flop because I follow literally hundreds of WoW artists and not a single one of them has created one as an OC that they've quickly become obsessed with and drawn dozens of times

how did your grandpa stepping on a blight grenade protect the kingdom of stormwind

thinking about when my sister's boyfriend at the time said the glasses she was wearing made her look like "a gay Jeffrey Dahmer"

the thing about monster porn is that like 98% of it is making concessions to try and appeal to people who fundamentally do not want to fuck monsters

blows into my thumb really hard and my boobs inflate so massively and rapidly that I fall over

every troll with male pattern baldness is like that on purpose

ventured over to X, The Everything App for the first time in a while and within 5 minutes I found a guy saying Hitler sucked because he wasn't racist enough

Paulblart Mallcop is a lore friendly goblin name

being a stripper in azeroth must really suck because you're just getting pelted with coins all da-*remembers that goblins are the only race to have invented paper money* ohhhhhhh

constantly thinking about this

guildies aghast when I say I think pretty much every WoW race is fuckable except gnomes and vulpera. "does that include the undead??" brother you have no idea how much that includes the undead

has anyone met a man with an extremely prominent adam's apple who wasn't annoying. i have a theory

having hEDS is weird because nobody in real life knows what the fuck that is but you're like the cishet white man of the chronic illness community

mermaid for #mermay

if you send me a dick pic i'm uploading it to realbooru tagged as unusual_penis

LaWhat Cabbagehead www.findagrave.com/memorial/182...

stripping off and dropping into a naked dogeza for the old lady i rear ended in the waitrose car park

daily affirmations

"toerag" is such a good insult honestly. man you're not even a rag for a whole foot

I was just sharing this with someone else but if you're looking to commission art of a character with very specific facial features but have no idea how to find a reference, I cannot stress enough the power of making them in the sims. it's dorky but every artist I've shown this to has loved it

I have a tiny mole next to one of my nipples and one time when I was about 11 my mum pointed to it and went "there'll be a man out there some day who'll love kissing that" which in hindsight was incredibly strange thing to say

What say you, Bottom?

me? bukakke? oh. oh no. you misunderstood. i just spontaneously combusted and those fine gentlemen leapt into action to extinguish the blaze

hey so what's going on with these nelfs at the start of march on quel'danas

Actually no I need to show everyone this TRP I found in the middle of Stormwind. This has been haunting me and my friends every time we remember the Offspring Orb.

found this really good-ass peach in Silvermoon and I've been searching everywhere for another one but it seems this may be a unique peach that only exists in one location #goodasspeach #reallygoodpeach #silvermoonpeach #hashtag