darkness. imprisoning me. all that i see. fantastical penis

taking an "every year that passes without significant improvement is a complete waste of my life" approach to art. they're calling it the healthiest mindset anybody's ever had.

people who are not online art community regulars will do insane things like credit the artists they commission by their full government name

you look at people RPing as demons and obviously you know from the jump that the sayaad RPers are all going to be horny. but what catches most people off guard is that the imp RPers? also all horny. possibly even hornier.

was the lich king a plural system

if ERP you seek from me you first must solve my riddles three

BLIZZARD........

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autistic drag queen called Rhonda Spectrum

god grant me the serenity to stuff a curling iron up my vagina, the courage to stuff a curling iron up my vagina, and the wisdom to stuff a curling iron up my vagina

hiring a sex worker and paying extra for the joe rogan experience

do the "villain" love interests in those tiktok romantasy books actually do anything villainous or do they just wear black leather and say things like "careful little mouse... you haven't seen what i'm capable of......."

some of the old TCG art is amazing. what emotion is this even

mad that undead couldn't be hunters until cataclysm. the concept of a zombie with a gun is just so beautiful in its simplicity that it's crazy to think that it was unavailable for 6 entire years post-release

every so often you come across a character name that stops you dead in your tracks

there's a new sensation hitting the streets. they're calling it "black metal". and the kicker? it's not good

you can get any 65 year old man to swear an oath of fealty to you if you tell him you like jethro tull

give your drow darker skin. or else

starting to feel the same way about the GP periodically nagging me to get a pap smear as I would about some random guy online DMing me for feet pics. leave me alone weirdo you aren't seeing it!

yippee

broker bartender named Al'kahol

one is drawn to theorise that somewhere between a helldiver and a holy diver there lies some, as yet undiscovered, type of diver that is theologically neutral in every way

you think your life is hard? try explaining to a liberal that every 4chan board is not a cognitohazard that instantly turns you into adolf hitler

there are people who will attempt to police others for creating nsfw art with problematic themes and then turn around and draw catholic priests sucking and fucking

shit valve, you got me. when I made this account in 2011 i was actually 3 years old

low stakes conspiracy theory: it's not a coincidence that both the tallest and shortest men alive are kurdish

not that i believe in roko's basilisk but "the guy who came up with roko's basilisk obviously doesn't actually believe in it otherwise he wouldn't have told anybody about it" argument falls apart when you realise that there are people who send flashing light videos to epileptics for fun

rationalist kinkster: what if a superintelligent AI comes into being and everybody who didn't contribute to its creation gets resurrected and forced to be its sissy boy latex maid slaves

my bedbug struggling to form her first thought of the morning

found an awesome artist who draws my exact combination of fetishes but all their socials have been inactive for a year. this must be what it feels like to learn that your soulmate died before you could ever meet them. their commissions were open. im gonna hurl

when i was about 7 years old i tried to hide behind a shed for the entirety of a family friend's birthday party because it was harry potter themed. i've always been something of a trendsetter in that way

sees a woman reading fairy erotica on the metro and once she gets off I scamper over to the chair and start licking until my tongue bleeds

people who think "you live off of disability cheques" is an insult to a disabled person are wild. like yeah man that's what they're for lol

stone4stone relationship where we have sex by eating out a double ended fleshlight

what is happening in overwatch nowadays. whose white boy is that

realised my art is fundamentally fucked up after 8 hours of rendering

tiktok poster who wants to be punk so bad but can only refer to the sex pistols as the Smex Pewpews

haters will see you wearing a glowing jewel-encrusted amulet and be like "he has succumbed to the pharaoh’s curse"

the streets are saying he's finally getting a tooltip in Midnight

i'm mister small penis. i'm mister chode. i'm mister 3 inches. i'm mister watery load

haters will see you wearing armour and be like "he can't regenerate"

small health bar humiliation

why did bolvar not simply wrap his arms around arthas and squeeze him into paste? is he stupid?

gay billy joel: we didn't start the penis

i just remembered that i draw sometimes teehee

one of my favourite things about bluesky is that there aren't any insane guys who hate me on this platform

just know that if you a/s/c/e/n/d/e/d/a/s/t/a/r/i/o/n every single character from steven universe hates you