For some reason, my toddler feels the need to whisper everything in my ear tonight. On the one hand, it's better than yelling. On the other, he's an *aggressive* whisperer.

Made a double smoked ham yesterday with a glaze that would make you punt Baxter off a bridge. Shout out to @katharinegails.art for always rocking the prep!

Time is a government construct.

Kid slept all night in his new bed and got himself up, turned on the light, and played quietly this morning.

Lions unis are disgusting 🔥

"This is *historically* bad ball" Vikings getting absolutely trashed on the broadcast 💀💀💀 #GBvsMN #GoPackGo

Me waiting on the package that has the speakers for my vinyl setup and seeing the UPS tracking show the truck in my neighborhood then across town

Y'all, I cannot downplay how much I laugh every time the crow talks

One little thing I *really* appreciate about this laptop vs the last one is the fact that the fingerprint scanner just works. It's fast, it's accurate, and even the little dip in the middle of the button is a nice touch.

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The crow just talked for the first time in Demon Slayer and I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣

One of my neighbors just came out to tell his dog to stop barking and he was wearing a Packers jersey. I need to make friends with him.

This is the content I need

The kid wanted a piñata birthday party and it was a smashing success.

Just had to organize the bag of bags underneath my sink because it wasn't really a bag of bags anymore. It had become a bunch of bags. Just loose. Unnatural. Now we're back to being a civilized family with a bag of bags.

Shout out to Sling for having the Packers game last night while Disney and Google flight.

Shout out to the person on Reddit who linked an article about configuring the modifier keys in the MacOS settings on a keyboard-by-keyboard basis. Using the keyboard at my desk was awkward as hell but now it feels more natural.

Update: well, that thing sure works. Down below 1 from the pre-installation measurement of 7. Yay to not developing cancer. Boo to the hit to my bank account.

Decided to get AppleCare+. $80/yr to protect this ridiculous slab of glass and metal feels reasonable and my 2 year old doesn't really care whether it survives or not so better safe than sorry. Apparently I only had 5 days left to add the plan, so that's nice.

Time to run all unit tests: 6:20 Timing breakdown: 5:40 to build the solution 0:40 to run the tests #devLife

I should buy a circular saw...

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This week’s main story is about police chases – the incredibly dangerous practice made famous by O.J. Simpson, and kept famous by Sheriff John Bunnell and Pluto TV’s 24-hour car chase channel. But, because we are fun, this segment is also about how drivers doing donuts is awesome. Full stop.

I honestly thought I was taking crazy pills every time this happened to me. #windows lifehacker.com/tech/update-...

Super cool that there's not one streaming service I can watch the Packers on right now.

Neighborhood was pretty slow for Halloween tonight. We were giving away handfuls of candy. The boy also lost interest in trick-or-treating before we made it to a house giving out spiked hot chocolate that other parents told us about.

Radon mitigation system installation complete! That was faster than I thought it would be! Here's to not developing lung cancer 🎉

Submitted a claim yesterday and am surprised they chose to ship me a whole new phone. Fun fact, though: it got here this morning exactly 23 hours after I submitted the claim.

I love that one of my favorite tech reporters is also a Packers fan

Thoughts on the Steelers throwback unis tonight @claybagel.bsky.social?

It's Metal Month at work and I've been exposed to Polyphia and they're the perfect music to work to youtu.be/Z5NoQg8LdDk?...

Dear Google, let me customize the default reactions and skin tones in messages.

Two seasons into Attack on Titan and I'm kinda mad I slept on it for so long.

Kraft! #GoPackGo

I'm glad that, when necessary, Love can skedaddle. #GoPackGo

Onion sports is the only sports reporting I care about.

I think I might submit a claim for my Pixel 7. I was just talking to my wife about how I don't have battery health into but I just went into the settings and it's warning me that I'm under 80% and I should get a replacement. Might as well get the screen done at the same time.

MRW they play Feels Good after the Packers score #GoPackGo

I forgot that I shouldn't buy things I want near my birthday and accidentally bought myself something my wife was going to give me next week 🫠

Gang, the Mac life is still treating me well. Dev stuff has been a dream, everyday stuff has been solid, only a couple slightly wonky things that I'm sure are only an issue because this is my first Mac.

New clipping. album 👀

Started watching Attack on Titan the other day and boy howdy am I hooked.