Honestly thought that was Elon Musk

Stephen Miller driving home from this speech: youtu.be/XASNM1XEQPs?...

Whoa, so does this mean Nadler is already dead?

NEW — Controversial vigilante Murder Man has grown weary of defending his sidekick The Cleaner's handling of innocent bystander corpses, wants her to take responsibility for cleaning up the mess, people familiar with Murder Man deliberations tell @NBCNews

@themerl.bsky.social I, for one, would love to listen to an Absolute Units episode about gooseberries and gooseberry shows. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gall...

Breaking the air lock on my HAZMAT suit and frantically unlocking my phone with small pox samples all over my fingers so I can avoid listening to the two minutes of online casino commercials that run *after* the podcast I was listening to has ended

If "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" were filmed today, this is exactly what Jimmy Stewart would be doing--posting editorial cartoons without comment to his social media accounts

Why does the Kohl's CEO look like he sells weed from an apartment over a pizzeria in 1997?

Yes, I'm sure it's a fine product, but is it perfect for today's active lifestyles?

Me on Liberation Day Vs Me a week later

This was….five months ago

That horrible thing you were so worried I was going to do? Well, I'll have you know I didn't do it. In fact, I did a slightly different but still very similar thing.

there are like three overlapping scandals with signalgate — illegal distribution of sensitive government materials by top members of the administration, illegal attempt to circumvent records laws and possible unlawful use of military force — and democrats should be screaming about them all

John Hemingway was a fighter pilot in a vastly outnumbered Royal Air Force, one of the “few” hailed by Churchill that saved Britain in the early stages of World War II, and was an Allied flight controller during the D-Day invasion of Normandy in 1944. He died at 105 on Monday. nyti.ms/3RnD51z

“Yes, I’m opposed to a dictatorship, but I would rather Herr Hitler continue his seizure of power with the Enabling Act than without it.”

[FETTERMAN, AFTER VOTING TO CONFIRM CONQUEST, WAR AND DEATH]: I have met with most of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse and have carefully watched their confirmation hearings. After considering what’s at stake, I have voted against moving forward the confirmation of Mr. Famine...

No one's blaming Democrats for causing this crisis, but yes, many of them are failing to meet this moment. One Democratic senator could bring the chamber to a halt. House Dems can go to fed agencies being gutted by Musk with cameras in tow. Governors can push back. State AGs can bring lawsuits.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

So, folks on here have probably caught a whole bunch of lawyers and law professors (correctly) lashing out at a law professor (Ilan Wurman) for suggesting there's some meaningful "literature" supporting Trump's attack on birthright citizenship that the courts didn't "engage with" It's worth taking

Democrats should train AI on the communications their most effective messengers (like AOC) have used and then use that AI to help guide messenging for their most visible leaders (like ranking member of the House Oversight Committee).

I'd pardon Ted Cruz's dad for his role in the JFK assassination

Electing Trump in 2024 is the equivalent (in terms of age) of electing JFK (had he lived) in 1996

Dick Blumenthal and Donald Trump both received deferments to avoid serving in Vietnam. Only Dick Blumenthal spent years lying to voters about how he actually had served in Vietnam.

Hearing that Penelope Hegseth is the most persuasive DoD nominee mom since Jeannette Rumsfeld.

@prchovanec.bsky.social FYI, looks like you have an impersonator

Pop Song POVs (1968-80): "Young Girl," Gary Puckett & The Union Gap (1968): Child Predator "Knock Three Times," Tony Orlando (1970): Stalker "Moonlight Feels Right," Starbuck (1976): Creepy Older Guy "Into the Night," Benny Mardones (1980): JESUS EFFING CHRIST, EXHUME THIS GUY AND RUN HIS DNA

Biden should've rolled out a Project Warp Speed for eggs. Just 100% focused on eggs in 2024. Named Arnold Schwarzenegger Egg Czar. Had the USPS send every household 12 free eggs a month. Had the boxes of eggs say "You've got eggs" in Biden's voice when you opened them up. Trump would be in jail now

The poem, "Ozymandias," except that Ozymandias is the guy who carved his nickname (Weedman) into the metal hardware of 27 different urinals at Laguardia

Grand Emperor Zorg wants to tackle overpopulation. Despite controversial views on genocide, his focus on mass laser-based vaporization and ending all carbon-based life in our galaxy may find broad support — and face political headwinds.

JD Vance is a patriotic, God-fearing, upholstery-attracted American.

Flock of Incels