i'm not even mentally strong enough to watch figure skating

presidents day? more like NOT MY PRESIDENT day!!! (i've only been on bluesky for three weeks but from what i've seen i'm expecting this to do numbers)

just did a youtube yoga video that wasn't adriene

emerald fennell: so in this scene, cathy is wandering her new husband's house, knowing she shouldn't feel like a prisoner but she does charli xcx: got it, here's your song emerald fennell: awesome, can't wait to hear what subtle lyrics and metaphors you used charli xcx: what

i think if we all focus up and put our heads together we can come up with even more ways for people to slide down a hill for the winter olympics

i love influencers

i saw a reel that said chunky highlights were in the 2000s because it wasn’t yet uncool to be seen as trying and i like the sentiment but i also distinctly remember it being lame to have tied your shoelaces. so. idk

man these would go so hard if the dodgers organization hadn't been completely silent as ICE terrorized our city

was like "yay, i made it home in time to watch the last group of men's figure skating!" only for it to be basically the last hour of marty supreme

this is a lot better than the other keith olbermann quote i know, "that 18 year old i dated when i was in my fifties was craaaazy"

you know how southwest airlines instagram will sometimes do like a heartwarming reel of them returning a plushie left on an airplane to a little kid? feels like a real missed opportunity to do that here

thanks bluesky for adding the drafts feature so i can wait until the world is ready for this one

going to start now so i have my short sleeve sweater full of holes ready for yankee stadium at the end of march

when my therapist said last week she wants me to work on loving myself i didn't think it would be this hard

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aside from the rest of this being stupid as hell, aren't rotisserie chickens like famously underpriced as a way to entice customers into stores

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

just because he's ice dancing doesn't make it ok for a man to wear a sheer turtleneck

i swear to god if this french motherfucker wins

i do not understand how anyone is mentally strong enough to do figure skating

are they gonna do this every day

the olympics rules cause i’m sitting here crying my eyes out about the figure skater who lost both of his parents and i look up and the next skater is dressed like a minion

you ever sleep so good you're like holy shit are there people who feel like this every day

this is what all british people look like to me

my favorite part of the olympics is when i'm like wow, that was an incredible feat of athleticism the likes of which i can barely comprehend and the announcers are like oh boy, she is not gonna be happy about that performance

i don't remember them using the phrase "sliding sports" so much last olympics. i don't care for it tbh!!!!!

me on the podium after winning an olympic gold medal singing the alto part to the star spangled banner so the silver medalist knows i did choir

i’m so glad kaori sakamoto is back for another olympics, i love watching her skate

just turned on the game, what is this baseball ass score lmaoooo

don’t worry folks i got em. ahem. turning point usa? more like Toilet Paper usa

do these people know that if you hate writing and don't want to do it you can just not be a writer? they have other jobs out there. i saw the natural history museum is hiring a person to walk around with a cart full of rocks and teach kids. you could be a rock cart science lady!!

we’re about 2-3 olympics away from nbc’s coverage being exclusively inspirational intro videos with no sports whatsoever

if i were a figure skater and everyone in the crowd tried to start clapping along to the beat i would stop skating until everyone got quiet again. first grade teacher that shit. i’m not having it

i should be allowed to pop lock and drop it at the los angeles philharmonic

the peacock app is so bad. jack donaghy would never have allowed this to happen

the olympics opening ceremony requires so many dancers. i think i have a shot for 2028. i haven’t taken a dance class in 20 years but there’s like 600 of them they can’t all be winners

oh shit they got cardinal bellini to do this olympics voiceover?

people are asking why mariah was at the olympics and for me the answer is obvious, it’s because she desperately wanted to and was so thrilled to be there

i’m so grateful for announcers during the olympics opening ceremony. otherwise, i would never have known this is a tribute to italian culture

already mad at the olympics, if i wanted to see a woman dressed in the cutest, sexiest outfit and a man in a basic pair of pants i'd just look at any straight couple on a date in los angeles

when people find out i like classical music there's usually two responses: someone in my own tax bracket: i like classical too/it's not for me a man who owns three houses: classical music?!?!! get that hoity-toity crap away from me, a man of people

going back in time to tell my grandfather that all his years of labor in the steel mill paid off and his granddaughter will be close enough to the ruling class to have an epstein number of 2

we used to make fun of the comments on recipe blogs but at least those people had attempted the recipe. comments on instagram recipes are just the word RECIPE

tony rules and his books are great, buy them!

do you think the greatest showman authors knew after writing "this is me" that they'd just written an all-timer for the pharmaceutical commercial industry

in my mind this is exactly how rory gilmore's career turned out

dang, why would you serve wings at a chicken party? seems really insensitive

what shape is this

here now after deactivating threads because it was making me lose my faith in humanity

just told my cat "don't get yourself in situations and then cry about it" and then had to be like damn never mind i am not one to talk