Catching up on last nights’s #Corrie and wondering if anyone can help me to understand the wallpaper in the stairwell of Number Six. Is it a Hokusai-inspired frieze of a lesbian-landing of a giant cod, if you please?

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

As if Doctor Gaddas has *ever* diagnosed ‘it’s probably nothing’! #Corrie

Catching up on last night’s #Corrie. Why is the foyer of the Chariot Square Hotel like a noughties’ Frankie&Benny’s?

I’m not saying I miss Faye Windass - I don’t - and perhaps it’s due to the fact I’ve never watched the dancing/skating programmes - but I can barely reconcile Ellie Leach on House of Games this week with Ellie Leach in #Corrie, and I think it’s because she’s smiling.

As if I’d let this one slide. #Corrie #CoronationStreet #ClassicCorrie #JaniceBattersby

This poster behind the bar in the Rovers gave me such nightmares as a child. It was like the soap version of a Public Information Scene, but even more scarring. And possibly rather more effective. #Corrie

I like to think Our Terry (seen here in his early, non-evil incarnation in my 1986 #CorrieCalendar) has just given Jack a painfully good old twist of the nipple. #CoronationStreet #Corrie #ClassicCorrie #TerryDuckworth #MavisRlikely #JerryBooth #Cctober #Autumn

More undiluted Sally please, #Corrie. In Pride-leaning knitwear if need be.

Good to see that jolly Theo has found time to pop into Audrey’s to enjoy some of David’s scissoring between malevolent-gaslighting and superhero ambulance-calling this evening. Bravo. #Corrie #MissPopoff

What the Sainted Changing Rooms has Debbie done to Carla’s? #Corrie

Get Danielle to test Millie’s earbuds by driving past slowly and barking SLAG into them. #Corrie

I bet Christina doesn’t even know Annabel Bartrum, the wretch. #Corrie

Get Christina in a headscarf. #Corrie

Maybe Dev could divert some of his keeping-revenge-porn-off-the-whole-internet financial outlay into the defence of Bernie? Just a thought. #Corrie

5pm is far too late an hour for speed dating, Glenda. #Corrie

Dirk’s ladyfriends, though. #Corrie

Thank goodness Dev has finally addressed this anomaly. #Corrie

Theo’s progeny are disturbingly well cast. #Corrie

Excited for the slew of wit on the socials about Adam’s hair in tonight’s #Corrie.

Just catching up with Monday’s #Corrie, and frankly, they’ve gone too far. As if hard-faced plain-clothes (except during pantomime proposals) coppernob Swainer would be swayed by a sugar mouse! This is very poor lesbianing. Come back from the dead with fish fingers next time, please.

Catching up on last night’s #Emmerdale, and am relieved that Rodney has not disappointed in terms of wedding attire and general presentation.

Thank God for Dirk’s locker pic. #Corrie

It wasn’t like this when Rod-the-Plod went undercover in #Brookside. #Corrie

Imagine if they remade tonight’s #Corrie, but with all the wigs swapped.

Nicky Tilley-Platt’s new hair though #Corrie

As is so often the case, Bet and Betty speak for us all. #Corrie #CorrieCalendar #Corrie1986 #September #CoronationStreet #ClassicCorrie #ClassicCoronationStreet #BettyTurpin #BetLynch #Becky

Best t-shirt ever @chrisanstey74.bsky.social

“Nobody ever attempted to drink champagne out of my shoe.”

Today's Wordle though

Somebody tell Sophie Webster that if the best thing about being a lesbian is the bra shopping, she's not doing the sex right. Although if she's with Kate Connor, I take that back. #Corrie

LESBIAN DAUGHTER MENTION FROM SALLY #Corrie

Roy's new specs give him a lovely look of Ronnie Kray. #Corrie

Is it seemly for a police sergeant to thump about in full baratheas with a chunky heeled boot, and employ an aging megaphone-toting Ibiza dj/small-time dealer - and flashing constabulary vehicles - to perform sexy lesbian proposals outside a factory? (Asking for a friend.) #Corrie

Looking even more like Richard Madeley in Jim's Cafe in 1985, presumably seeking out the late Valerie Barlow. #Corrie #ClassicCorrie #CoronationStreet #RichardWhiteley #dinnerladies #Barry

'Very rich, very delicious and very easy' #JulietBravo (I love you @chrisanstey74.bsky.social)

BEV DIXON!!!! #Corrie

Actual wank joke in tonight’s #Corrie . Very near the knuckle.

Catching up on last night’s #Emmerdale, and can someone gently remind Nicola of that conviction she has for biting an actual child?

I bet he does.

I genuinely thought this was Toadfish. #Neighbours

Bravo to whichever scriptwriter put "so think on and look sharp" between Debbie's lips in last night's #Corrie . #JonnyBriggs #TheirPeterAndTheirSusan #VictoriaWood

The news that Swainer has - or at least had - a Pepsi and Shirlie mug, is irrefutably the best thing about her. #Corrie

Carla has gone into luvvie-overdrive this evening. I hope this indicates that her next entirely uncharacteristic character development will be morphing into Betty Turpin. #Corrie #Carla #TwoHotpotsLuvvie

At last, an erectile dysfunction storyline in #Corrie! Although Gary's enraged pamphlet-ripping turn had mild shades of The Reid Bin Scene. Classic stuff.

Steamy scenes at Weatherfield Recorder head office, where sexpot Ken is in a honeypot grey bomber, with feature spectacles and a provocative side-parting. #Corrie #CoronationStreet #ClassicCorrie #KenBarlow #MissPopov #DeirdreBarlow

Seasonal café garb. #Corrie #EastEnders1985 #Theo #EthelSkinner #MyWilly

As usual, my 1986 #CoronationStreet calendar has skimped on neither detail nor beauty. #Corrie #ClassicCorrie #GailTilsley #BrianTilsley #DeirdreBarlow #DeirdreLangton #OurBrian #BertTilsley #PercySugden #RoversReturn #MissPopov #KenBarlow #AuntiePamWithHerBasketOfHam #Dev #Aadi #ReneeBradshaw #Todd

Show me et cetera #JulietBravo