🎵 She lies and says she’s still in love with him… Can’t rely on a Fetter-man… She dreams in color, He’s gone to red… Can’t rely on a Fetter-man. Cant rely on a— 🎵

This could be USFG but y’all be playin’

“Guys, libs, seriously, you need to tone down the rhetoric, before I — first place a bet that I will — and then do — blow up more sailors and children. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO GET CONTROL OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, STAY IN LINE

We *are* fighting back 💪 youtu.be/NlLLEdXUEWY?...

S&P 500 Index moving swiftly from the window, to the wall.

When can we deport “Claude”?

You’ve Enjoyed Your Last free article, Last free election, Last free memory, Last free moment, Last free decision, Last laugh.

President Snuff Bumper Sticker “A […] will die tonight, never to be brought back again.” * child * woman * farm worker * fisherman * whole civilization

I do strongly support deploying ICE to Iran immediately to secure that Strait thing. No one knows more about borders and stuff.

Not a perfect experiment, but I think we’re demonstrating right now with some confidence that despite bold claims over the years, nobody would in fact go back in time to kill Adolf Hitler.

“Build the Ball!”

Balls to the wall.

It’s not.

One Big Beautiful Battle After Another All At Once.

Just One Oscar After Another 😮‍💨

President Donald J Snuff - his true name, and we should use it.

Aughts - back with a roar.

Oh no, some new jokers bought Batman* *and me too

Idk about this Safeguard Legitimate American Voter Eligibility (SLAVE America) Act…

not a law or history professor, but armchair opinion: SAVE act, if passed, leads rapidly to civil war.

Spanish! Just so un-European

Can we just call Twitter Xchan?

IDK what I’m doing wrong, I keep asking ChatRoulette for help writing emails like everyone says but no matter how I change my prompt it always suggests a cock.

Minneapolis’s police chief says “Our demand today is for those federal agencies that are operating in our city to do so with the same discipline, humanity and integrity that effective law enforcement in this country demands,”

Artificial Prosperity

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

“Kavanaugh, stop!”

Conquer, enfranchise, invest… time to get Venezuelans on Obamacare + SS and Make The Americas Great Again! Cubans, watch out, we’ll make you all citizens next. The secret 4D chess that will truly stop illegal immigration - growing US borders worldwide.

“Trumpety Center”

“A ventriloquist directs the audience's focus to the puppet, which enhances the illusion that the voice is coming from the puppet and not the performer.” There’s something here… is he the puppet or the puppeteer, or has the distinction collapsed?

Someone needs to start a list of the No-Donate Dems

Tonight America voted against fascism, and for sandwich 🥪

I doubt he’ll finish the ballroom, I bet it gets stranded and we see an interrupted construction project for several years

We should knock down Mar a Lago and build a wind farm.

They want so badly to be the new “Vampire Squid”

Taking away Tylenol, just in time, and just to be sure.

Maybe autism causes Tylenol, if you think about it, none of us has seen convincing evidence to the contrary.

Maybe tomorrow is the vaxopalypse

The general strike can’t come soon enough. Let’s pls shut it all down.

On second thought, maybe we shouldn’t go to Disneyland. ‘Tis a cowardly place.

Feeling a lot of fascism in the air but also I keep thinking of Barbra Streisand for some reason.

Oliver North x Fawn Hall should have kids just to name them “Iran” and “Contra”

Abundance - the new manifest destiny

What if I told you I had a new way of using computers, where they were no longer reliable and cost a lot more. Wait, before you get too bummed, what if I told you your boss was going to lay you off and bet on this approach instead?

Should we enslave republicans? Maybe two wrongs would enshrine a right 🤔

Do you swear to ReTruth my Truth, ReTruth my whole Truth, and ReTruth nothing but my Truths? So help you God.

Seems like a great betting opportunity: what are the odds this will actually take place? 🤔