There are a few people on my shit list right now and I just remembered that I can sign them up to receive mail and emails from the Mormons and the Scientologists 😈

You should thank your lucky stars that everything I wished for will never come true ✨

And the black cat laughed 🐈‍⬛🧡 Finally finished this spooky season embroidery!

Tonight in “war ravaged” Portland… a frog brigade standing guard outside the ICE facility. Trump says there’s “nowhere worse than Portland”… and the frogs magically multiply. They’re showing that he’s not only a liar, but Portland is still safe, still weird and still full of people resisting.

Once, a long time ago, I drew Prince Zuko as Ophelia.

“Taylor’s song is bullying” like you’ve never heard of a diss track before. Every artist does it. “Well she’s punching down!” No shit. She has no other direction to punch because literally no one else is at her level.

EXCUSE ME WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HAVE A FACE CARD LIKE THAT

I love Taylor but Opalite isn’t just a man-made opal. It is a man made stone, but it’s not actually an opal. It is its own thing entirely so her metaphors does work, it’s just a pet peeve for me.

I think I need to hire a witch to curse some people

I have to get scrubs for my new job. Is there a brand that anyone recommends??

I am so over painting my house I’ve been at this every weekend since august

Shipping costs more than once cd so fuck that

“Pete Wentz is probably- if I had to pick a favorite lyricist” oh Taylor I KNOW

I keep seeing people say that Taylor and Brittney Mahomes are friends. And I think they’re friends the way I’m friend’s with my husband’s friend’s wife. And that is I will hang out with her in a couples setting but I would never hang out with her solo.

“I pledge allegiance to your hands” yeah girl I GET IT

I love it when Taylor and Hayley parallel each other 🧡

Now that I’ve finished the album I’m going to watch og Godzilla

Clearly Travis has many green flags what a king

OH FUCK CANCELLED! IS MY FAVORITE THIS BEAT IS SO SEXY

SHES SO IN LOVE AND IM SO HAPPY FOR HER

OH MY GOD HER DICK IS BIGGER 😂

Small kittens are cute but we still have so many older kittens and adult cats who need their perfect people, too. If you’ve been thinking about adding a cat to your life, check out some wonderful little souls looking for homes in the Mid-Atlantic: crits4cats.petfinder.com (Elkton, MD, DE/PA/NJ ok!)

I GOT THE JOB

Having my first fall hot beverage and I couldn’t be happier

I would like for someone who more skills than me to make a Wednesday x Tyler edit to Hard by Hayley Williams because the lyrics “the way you held my face I swear I softened for the very first time in my life” is so them

This is my fav Bad Omens shirt because Nose ™️

Might rewatch Van Helsing(2004) not because it’s a “good movie” per say but because it is spooky season and everyone in it is attractive

She is ✨balanced✨ on an open lid

i’ll tell you the truth, but never goodbye 🩷

My first ever boyfriend said that if I died he’d keep my heart in a box but slowly cut off little strips of it to eat

My job interview went well 💜

It’s officially Fall and that means that Persephone is back home getting railed by her hot goth husband good for her

I woke up and immediately had a panic attack so the day can only get better

Current wallpaper is IT BABY

This picture has haunted me for like 16 years why is he so pretty

Oh Hayley Williams I adore you so

I wanna make out with Noah Sebastian so bad. It’s a shame I’m married and he has no idea who I am.

The drop in Spitting Venom is a fucking masterpiece

I’m a little upset that there’s a new TRON movie and Daft Punk isn’t around to do the soundtrack

Bro Sam’s Club has fucking crazy deals on diamonds. Back in 2019 I sold a 2ct lab grown diamond in 14k gold for $11,000. So when I say this is a SAMN GOOD DEAL I MEAN IT.

I figured it out I’m so smart nothing will keep me from the smut

I hate how some fanfic are super easy to download to kindle but some are like get fucked that shits incompatible

Look at my perfect baby Steve

I texted back a potential employer and I accidentally said expect instead on except and I hope I didn’t fucking blow it because of that 🤦🏻‍♀️

A thread of ring ideas for an alt goth baddie that are just black diamonds!

Also thinking about getting into bookbinding so I can build myself a library

I’m hoping I still have a chunk of selenite to put over my doors

I might be entering a full woowoo witchy era

Yall think Taylor will be at the chief’s game tonight? It’s an away game