“My son is in Bogota in South America” “That’s cool. What country is that in?” “He’s in South America” “Yeah that’s the continent, what county?” “South America”

If you ever have the chance to buy a 10ft by 10ft blanket you should do it. It’s the best purchase I’ve ever made

I’m unwell how dare he look this good

It’s wild how many people smell like actual dog shit

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❤️‍🔥The Life of a Showgirl friendship bracelets are finally complete!!❤️‍🔥 🧡They’ll all be available on my Etsy shop soon! 🧡

🌳Coming Soon🩷

Today I had a patient with a swastika prison tattoo on his neck

So today I tried to say “you’re welcome” and “no problem” at the same time and I actually said “you’re problem”

I had a hot dog so really my day has already peaked

I love him so much

i’m normal with a healthy brain

Burnt my hand making salmon 🙃

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What Taylor song should I make a bracelet for? Gimme ideas!

Somebody has gotta be the goth in the antique mall and I guess it’ll be me 🖤

I really need to sort through all of my new beads

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Took a vacation and made some new bracelets! They’ll be available on my shop soon!

Does anyone know of a bathsuit brand that makes a one piece suit that will fit a big booty bitch who also has kinda small titties?

Apparently I owe the government money this is so fucking stupid

God I wish I could get high right now

I have finally revamped my Etsy shop! I’ve restocked friendship bracelets for every Taylor Swift album! www.etsy.com/shop/RainFox...

So sick of people shitting on minivans as if they aren’t the best vehicle you could ever have

WE FOUND HIM 😭

My cat escaped last night and I’m a mess. We’re 90% sure he’s hiding under the house but I’m so fucking anxious

“Going to things like midget wrestling makes me think there might be a god” -my husband

cats are allowed to be evil, they earned it

I fucking love that they keep sending Colin Jost to the Olympics that man has no idea what’s going on in the best way

The Lenox Spice Village is so cute but it doesn’t suit the aesthetic of my kitchen at all. I need a spooky spice village

I have a whole playlist of this theme! open.spotify.com/playlist/6gj...

I just want Audible to know that I hate it

I like these ibuprofen more than the round one because these look like little hotdogs

I like these ibuprofen more than the round one because these look like little hotdogs

Why do patients regularly hit me with “are you married? Do you have kids?” This small talk is so unnecessary you don’t need to know

Ugh. I’m drunk and none of my friends will answer my calls

Listen, I love fall out boy so much

“Sleep Token are cymbal sluts”-my husband

I remembered why I was so autistic about Percy Jackson

I got a good amount of books for Christmas! (the tiny one is the Taylor Swift Little Gold book)

I keep sobbing at videos of kids/people meeting Disney characters and this is why

One of my Christmas traditions is to get fucked up, listen to my playlist and wrap presents

Here’s my Christmas playlist, what should I add to it? 🎄 open.spotify.com/playlist/69c...

TO THE TRACKS I FUCKING GO

I’ve been having crazy amounts of Déjà vu lately

If I make one more mistake at work today then I’m just gonna go lay on some train tracks

Even though Taylor took top spots in everything else Bad Omen was the most listened to song

It’s like I really like Taylor Swift or something

Unclogging my bowels only to clog the toilet