I have a whole playlist of this theme! open.spotify.com/playlist/6gj...

I just want Audible to know that I hate it

I like these ibuprofen more than the round one because these look like little hotdogs

I like these ibuprofen more than the round one because these look like little hotdogs

Why do patients regularly hit me with “are you married? Do you have kids?” This small talk is so unnecessary you don’t need to know

Ugh. I’m drunk and none of my friends will answer my calls

Listen, I love fall out boy so much

“Sleep Token are cymbal sluts”-my husband

I remembered why I was so autistic about Percy Jackson

I got a good amount of books for Christmas! (the tiny one is the Taylor Swift Little Gold book)

I keep sobbing at videos of kids/people meeting Disney characters and this is why

One of my Christmas traditions is to get fucked up, listen to my playlist and wrap presents

Here’s my Christmas playlist, what should I add to it? 🎄 open.spotify.com/playlist/69c...

TO THE TRACKS I FUCKING GO

I’ve been having crazy amounts of Déjà vu lately

If I make one more mistake at work today then I’m just gonna go lay on some train tracks

Even though Taylor took top spots in everything else Bad Omen was the most listened to song

It’s like I really like Taylor Swift or something

Unclogging my bowels only to clog the toilet

I WANT TO CHEW ON HIM

Idk about yall but I’ve been seeing WAY less pilgrim stuff for Thanksgiving and honestly I’m so happy fuck the pilgrims

Time for dessert!!!!

IM SO UPSET WHY IS IT ALREADY SOLD OUT

Why the fuck are blinds and curtains so expensive

Do I actually want to kill myself or is it just my luteal phase?

I love Bad Omens merch drops because we get Model Noah pics

Had a tiktok pop up where everyone was praising Joe Alwyn and saying how Swifties missed him and all that bullshit clearly I was in enemy territory because I will never forgive someone who made Taylor write “I’m pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free”

I need him biblically

Fez and Jackie never got together. Jackie and Hyde eventually got married. It took a long time though because Hyde doesn’t believe in the institution of marriage but Jackie wouldn’t shut up about having a wedding so they got married anyway.

It’s Evermore Season™️

Fuck it I’m chugging another marg

He’s been on my mind all day it’s actually a problem

Casually chugging a canned marg even though I have to work tomorrow oops

Lucy Liu is so fucking hot

Cancelled! is going to have a Vigilante Shit moment where it’s got a super sexy performance and suddenly everyone loves it

Once again, Taylor is so emo and inspired by Pete’s writing swemos unite

Van Cleef motif jewelry just looks so cheap to me like babe they have that T.J.Maxx what do you mean it’s costs thousands

Drunk Sav is so much friendlier than Sober Sav

The Selena Gomez figure was fire. So stunning.

The Lady Gaga figure was so stunning! She is also a tiny woman, in her huge heels she’s barely taller than me. Also that dress is IT.

You can’t tell but I was standing in a bathtub and a violent string section was playing. What a way to die.

MR WORLDWIDE 🌎

A selfie with was Ariana. She is so tiny!! Even in her huge platforms she was my height.

I got to see Reputation Taylor at Madame Tussaud’s today! She is stunning and also very tall but I am quite short 🖤🐍

I am consistently disappointed by the lack of proper princess merch at Disney

What in the actual fuck is up with the Steelers uniforms that is atrocious

It’s only been a day but bro I miss my cats

My bitch ass is overstimulated

I ate a whole bag of Doritos and it feel like my mouth is bleeding