I wonder when their sex tape will drop? Who's gunna hack one of their phones? What's the legality of offering a bounty for the video? Why does she have such a flat ass? The big questions. Yeah, I'm a student of philosophy.

Haha, who is going to tell @KariLake?

@jayapal.house.gov just made a VERY insightful point: Did Bondi only allow views of the files in order to monitor who searched for what? Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky. The more they be bad the more they show badness.

She's like a small child trying to avoid a scolding. "If I close my eyes you can't see me!"

@nicollewallace.bsky.social +1! I feel the same. Sue Gordon exudes calm, integrity, and a deep understanding of justice, the government, and of people.

I would totally party with @pattiegonia.bsky.social and happy lil dude Florida Man!

To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. -Theodore Roosevelt

There are examples of good dad-ing and positive masculinity all around us. Highlight these-- echo THESE into the world around us. Praise THESE. youtube.com/shorts/rUt9C...

Would someone PLEASE buy a t-shirt, a mug, or buy me a cup of coffee? Pretty please? The t-shirts are cool, I promise. I'm drinking tea from my mug right now. TheMastersReport.com buymeacoffee.com/themastersre...

I'm rooting for the dog. 🐕 Xoxo

Roberto Orozco-Ramirez is NOT "the worst of the worst." He represents who wants to be here, who deserves to be here, and whose neighbors want to be here.

Once more for the back of the room! ARE WE LISTENING?

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

I felt more proud and patriotic watching the #BadBuddy #SuperBowl2026 show than I have felt in a very, very long time. xoxo

Nothing is more American and #patriotic than saying about our country, "Wow, that isn't great. I'm happy to be American, but America needs to improve."

Donald, your makeup is terrible. #YourMakeupIsTerrible

Imagine...

Let’s check in on the alternative Pedo Bowl halftime show.

I hope upon hope! Is he dead yet? T-shirt is avails at TheMastersReport.com

Maybe she'd smile if he dropped dead. "Is he dead yet?" T-Shirt avails at TheMastersReport.com

Maybe she'd smile if he dropped dead. "Is he dead yet?" T-Shirt avails at TheMastersReport.com

Imagine...

“You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.” by Charles Bukowski Zen Enso bit.ly/InstallZenEnso

Counterpoint: no, no we're not.

Well, this is troubling... I'll have to reflect. I think I'll go and re-watch season 1 of "Altered Carbon." However, stupidly the article includes mention of Andrew Tate, but Braden Peters appears to be nothing like Tate. Shame on you @the-independent.com www.the-independent.com/life-style/b...

#SecretSettlements and #UnindictedCoconspirators

Not even they can drink their shame away. #FuckICE #AbolishICE #FuckTrump #ImpeachKristiNoem

I've been reflecting this week, thinking that I needed to take on a new arch nemesis. I have decided that it's now #TomHoman

When @joycewhitevance.bsky.social speaks, I listen. "The Fulton County search warrant & its implications for the 2026 & future elections is critically important news & not getting the coverage it merits."

Don't ever wonder why we're all scared to leave our houses. #FuckICE #AbolishICE #FuckTrump #ImpeachKristiNoem

Gold tinfoil. #FuckTrump

I told you she is finished. Monet X Change did not come to play. #MAGAMinaj #FuckTrump I have my monéy on Monét. #MonetXChange

"I was raised with three brothers who were older than me. You learn that maybe taking the first punch when somebody is bigger than you yields you better results." You and me both, girl. You and me both. @repilhan.bsky.social As my Swedish mofar (grandfather) used to say, "Good on ya!" xoxo

Watching Senator Rep Michael Holmstrom, Jr (R) make a fool of himself on @cnn.com's Town Hall "State of Emergency." He just made up a word, "bravitas", combining "bravado" with "gravitas." He makes up words and he makes up facts. #smh

Watching Sen. Michael Holmstrom, Jr (R) make a fool of himself on @cnn.com's Town Hall "State of Emergency". He just said all of this is Minneapolis' fault. That's like an abusive father beating his child, saying "The more you scream, the more whips you get." #smh #abuse #AlexPrettiWasMurdered

If you work at #DHS or #CBP or #ICE, consider sharing the name of the man who #murdered #AlexPretti with @muellershewrote.com. Her Signal is: muellershewrote.23

Wow. Human behavior is data over time. This is fascinating, impressive, and comprehensive in the most terrifying way possible. Don't tell me for one second that that this #ICE movement is not planned, organized, and sadly effective. Trump must be stopped. #ImpeachKristiNoem #StopTrump

Watched @repilhan.bsky.social ! She saw her attacker and stepped up swangin! Fuck yeah, bitches! That's what is us poor, skinny, scrappy warriors do! Next time you gotta get a bitch got, call your state representative.

OHMYGOD, she is so done. Nicki Minaj Will Stump for Trump Again #ByeFelicia #TheGaysSayNo www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

"You're a pop star. What do you know about monsters?"

I have no praise for Tom Homan. His values are ugly from the inside out. #TomHoman #PoliticalCarbuncle

"If you are a commentator who cannot see what the play is there, I'm not sure you should be offering commentary." @pbump.com

"I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out."

"I'm not voting #Republican again."

No, no, no. Do not give in to the sensationalized, illusory argument that this is a (lower case) "holy war". More Americans are secularly driven now than ever before and calling it a religious calling feeds Christian Nationalists' lies.

Yup, this resonates. #economy

"Like, ohmygod-- who brings a gun to a protest?!" MAGA protesters do. All of your people made it home alive, but Alex Pretty was murdered. #AlexPrettyWasMurdered #FuckICE #FuckTrump I started on this, but @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social's is better-- and already done. Good work, Sarah!

Jimmy Carr: "I find it hard to believe Victoria Beckham did a sexy dance at her son's wedding. She didn't even dance when she was in the Spice Girls." www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/cul...

Keep up the pressure: #KristiNoemMustResign #KristiNoemMustResign #KristiNoemMustResign #KristiNoemMustResign #KristiNoemMustResign #KristiNoemMustResign #KristiNoemMustResign #KristiNoemMustResign #KristiNoemMustResign #KristiNoemMustResign www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...