January 2026 be like: "Renee Good and Alex Pretti/ snow storm hit us the south weren't ready/Josh & Jace in Michigan/and more files released again/ Donald T did make a stink/ 4chan really made us think/ ICE storms spreading all around/ Markiplier does horror now? WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE"

I love being part of cool things my friends do!

Told a discord server of mostly newly-ish out trans women that they deserve better than horse tranqs in dive bars with a hot girl at the numetal show and discovered that I may have existed in an echochamber of bad decisions for a while oopsie

Hey what’s up UofM is trying to get a data center built in Michigan and if you happen to be free Jan 29th you and as many friends as I can find to bring with can go share your opinion on that in an open house record.umich.edu/articles/u-m...

The cruelest thing about life is that sometimes the things we want most are in the opposite direction of the things we feel like we have to do. I hate that fighting for what's right means I cannot live the way I desperately want

No wait why is this me tho liked I swear this is what I've been doing wtf

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Me: "yeah so like I guess I pass?" People who've seen my face: "well duh have you seen you?" Like yeah but idk it's weird okay?!

Tfw your lesbian ass can only go to the bar because your guy friend said he'd be your sugar daddy for the evening lolol Sigh the things I do cuz my friends and I will "yes, and" to the bitter end lolololol

Roommate: "Is your Gamecube okay?" Me: "The windows are down, it is properly cooled, it has its favorite games. It is fine."

Me: i wonder how so many people just instantly know I'm a lesbian Also me:

Hey, hey you! You like tits? Ass? GIRL DICK!? Yeah you do. Me too! You know it. I know it. Well ive got ALL of those! :D I know you know, cause you've liked my posts in the past! Please consider supporting me so I can continue to be an unhinged horny puppy mess on main! fans.ly/rosefromakiss

Tfw you get invited out to your normal bar and then two separate women buy you malort because you're a whore and like malort lololol

I've got zero context for this but my brain did a thing: "And where are all the gods? Where's the gunslinger sheriff now to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a lone ranger upon a sliver steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need!"

Considering I have a lot of friends on here that just know me irl I'm wondering if I ended up making an "account" how many people would get weirded out if I tried to promote here?

Maybe being a sports fan was a dumb decision cuz why can't my team ever win?? #torontosceptres #pwhl

It's so funny following friends/mutuals from other platforms on here and then realizing that it's their "advertising" page iykyk because it's like ope alright then guess I know now lol zero complaints hope it's not weird If I followed you recently and you think this is about you it probably is 😅

A close friend helped me watch Solo Leveling and tell me why I feel called out on like a genetic level with some of this?

If I had a nickel for every time I slept with a woman and developed a crush on her in the month of December I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice right?

Deciding on freaking out cuz of how obvious it is that so many peepshaven't read the entirety of hitchhikers guide cuz like the answer to the big question of life, the universe, and everything being 42 is because the question is "what table shall it be?" At the restaurant at the end of the universe

We are trying a DDR stream on my channel! Come say hi. It might be bad

How main character coded is it to have your house turn into an adult play house?

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate

This brought to you by watching the Last Meal YouTube video with Brennan Lee Mulligan and also being a nerdy lesbian who watches hockey

Possibly one of the biggest crimes of false binaries is the sports fan vs the nerd. Sports- especially wrestling- is basically the same thing as improv theatre! DND has more in common with fantasy football than it does with LARP and LARPing has more in common with literally any field sport!

Life high-key sucks rn but at least my fav Minecraft YouTubers are posting a new season!

Having a career in the culinary/hospitality industry is so weird because your entire career is most people's temp gig until they finish school or is literally the threat people use "Go out and get a good job or else you're flipping burgers!" Like damn dude I like flipping burgers it's fun

Y'all ever just be so messy that you feel like a character from Grey's Anatomy? Totally unrelated but wine drunk me is a bitch

TFW life is so goddamn weird and stressful that I'm feeling nostalgic over the violent clown sightings from 2016

That awkward feeling when you get recommended by insta your friends' and mutuals' "business" profiles lol

Fun fact forks and knives used to be the same species but then split some time around the mid to late medieval period in Europe and evolved as the fork then traveled around the world as an invasive species!

TFW you yearn for something that once was but due to circumstances outside your control can't be ever again and so you're just stuck staring and longing across an endless void that's as crossable as any bridge could be if it wasn't for barriers imposed by evil men

Alright who gave Superman black kryptonite? Or red kryptonite? Can someone give him pink kryptonite plz

Hey question for the TikTok girlies: how does one record an opinion/essay she needs to record but every time she hits record her brain goes empty everything is all rambling? Asking for a friend

Social media is so weird. Tell me why I've got less than a hundred followers here, a thousand and change on TikTok, a few hundred on Tumblr, and then I have mutuals with anywhere from 9 followers to 204k followers? What do you mean I'm that adjacent to niche micro celebrity?

Ya know the further I get in my transition the more I end up in situations I never imagined before that like really validate my femininity. E.g. listening to a friend rant about the guy that just turned her down while I sip wine. Or girls nights with a crudite board.

Yo "fake" discourse that people who aren't familiar with intersectional history think of is wild cuz like it's literally been actual discourse you just either aren't chronically online enough or talked to anyone who's been out and in queer spaces for longer than 5 years to know about it.

Ayo shoutout to this dude at my local McDonald's who used his own money when my card declined! Gave my mans some cigarettes in gratitude

The two genders

not to vague post much but the popularity of Sinners and Kpop Demon Hunters has shown me that ytppl really just do not watch movies the same way the rest of us do omg I can't stand some of these takes I'm seeing

happy lesbian day to my favorite lesbian

Hey question how worried should my friends all be about me if I chop off 18 inches of the hair I've spent the last 7 years meticulously growing out? Cuz uh. Well the DSM isn't telling me and all anyone else has said is that I look good.

Redownloaded Her because the border BS and fear of "ice" cubes broke up my long-term romantic relationship. Ended up immediately finding two of my close friends. I can't go on dating apps anymore apparently I know too many people in my dating pool

Quite possibly the worst move I've ever made time and time again is to be on social media at 3am. But here we are.

Rewatching What's New Scooby Doo is reminding me why Velma is absolutely a lesbian icon

One of the worst things about being a minority rn is that little sigh of relief when you find out it wasn't *your* minority that was just involved in a bad thing. Like, there's apparently a new incurable mystery disease and I felt relieved that it came from the Congo and not from E Asia this time

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