If they're trying to make Ben look bad…showing him give an exact recipe to his sous, and expecting her to use sugar IN A DESSERT...is not the villainous act they want it to seem like #BDDU

I’m going to have nightmares of Britani singing Daisy’s name. Goddammit I hate Britani. #BDDU

…Bronwyn ran into a wall with her floatie…i rewound that 3 times #BDDU

I am loving the snippets that weren’t aired on the SLC side. “B is for Besties with Bronwyn” #BelowDeckDownUnder

Soooo honestly…if there was any housewife cast the #BDDU crew had to deal with, it’s a good thing it’s #RHOSLC. they literally don’t care about anything except terrorizing Britani and shit talking Todd. If this was BH it would be an Erika Jayne disaster

Day 1, Charter 1…and we are already down a crew member. I’m so here for this season. #BelowDeckDownUnder

Wait wait…Alesia is crying after one crew meal with Ben?? I know she burned herself but even Rocky handled him better than that... #BelowDeckDownUnder

New favorite reaction from Ben #BelowDeckDownUnder

I think having Captain Jason and Chef Ben on the same season might be a manifestation of my good karma. #BelowDeckDownUnder

CHEF BEN I HAVE MISSED YOU SO #BelowDeckDownUnder

Okay time to disassociate from the dumpster fire that is American politics…time to watch #BelowDeck to see the other side of the #RHOSLC episode

This is the funniest thing to come out of all this bullshit. Cope you little bitchhhhhh

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Oh yeah and i don’t give a fuuuuck about new vanderpump. Sorry not sorry

Oh hell yes. These ladies are setting up a FANTASTIC season 7. I am so ready. My liquor cabinet is not. #RHOSLC

Lisa’s face during the whole Meredith intervention is giving bush baby vibes. #BushBabyGorgeous #RHOSLC

Damn Mary! Blunt as heeeelllll #RHOSLC

I really don’t love that they’re all sitting rows still…move the chairs into a circle so you can face each other and not look over your shoulders or behind?? I realize this is a weird hyperfocus. #RHOSLC

Say what you want about Bronwyn, this girl takes everything on the chin in a big way. #RHOSLC

Suddenly I’m watching housewives, 4 glasses of champagne deep, and my high school AP English knowledge is activating like a fucking sleeper agent. #RHOSLC

Does anyone know if I can leave a Google review for Stella the Greek Playwright??? She is a modern day Euripedes #RHOSLC

I didn’t think we could top “Receipts, Screenshots, Timelines”. Then didn’t think we could top ”one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel”. Now I’m pretty sure it’ll be impossible to top “humility is the only thing you can never afford.” #RHOSLC

HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING PLAY IS ART #RHOSLC #AntigoneMarks

Do you think the SLC housewives know they’re talking to the Greek Chorus everytime they give a confessional?? My money's on no. #RHOSLC

Fucking Lisa having a terrible season except for the Greece episodes. You do you Baby Gorgeous. #RHOSLC

Go on Meredith. Give us nooooooothing on camera. All her drama this season has been off camera - genius play for anyone BUT A HOUSEWIFE #RHOSLC

“now i know how Greek she is” Lisa Barlow speak for “can we wrap this shit up?“ #RHOSLC

Why does Britain have so many stuffed animals?? I hate her for unrelated reasons but also for that. #RHOSLC

2.5 min in and I almost vomited laughing at the playwright scene. Lisa taking 17 guesses for the zodiac sign took me tf out #RHOSLC

John Oliver on #WWHL is the exact genre of distraction that I need from the dumpster fire fascism I’m living through.

#RHOSLC not Lisa Barlow donating to the church of satan?! Do I like LB now?!

#RHOSLC Whitney in the houndstooth with the red hair? It’s giving parent trap

#RHOSLC Mary being locked out of her own church SENT me

Friendly reminder that Brittani is the oldest lady on #RHOSLC and still acts like a 15 year old

Mary made her bear give off only static?? TLC can fuck off, Mary might be my spirit animal

4 minutes in and we have broccoli farts, bad hair and Mary stuffing her face With cake...I fucking love these women #RHOSLC

New #RHOSLC episode...basically the only reason I have bluesky (I’ve totally dropped off on blogging my bad) LETSGOOOOOOO

If literally any other Bravo show had a #FlightFight like this, it would’ve been the focal point of every ad, teaser, the entire season… but for #RHOSLC it’s barely half an episode

why am I hearing about open relationships with Justin and Todd??? i feel attacked #RHOSLC

“unsinkable rubber ducky”?! be so fucking for real Britani #RHOSLC

Not a Meredith or LB apologist but if the #FlightFight was as bad as they say, no one recorded it?!? Hard to believe #RHOSLC

Taking a break from screaming into the void about politics or housewives to scream into the void about men: why do single men all assume women want a boyfriend. When I say I’m down for something casual, that just means fucking more than once!! I’m not lying to trap YOU into a relationship. FFS

This is my favorite reaction from the episode. I fucking love Ben #RHOSLC

I can’t wait for the #BelowDeck version of this where the background noise is just high pitched screaming

Meredith without downers in a peacoat on a yacht trying to kill Britani while claiming she’s disengaged is SENDING me #RHOSLC

I’m more shocked that Bronwyn and Britani went shopping together than I am about anything else this episode... #RHOSLC

How long until Meredith actually tries to waterboard Britani?? #RHOSLC

Meredith is so excited to fuck with Britani and I have never related to her more #someoneforgothervalium #thankyoumaam

CHEF BEN IS BACK YAAASSSSSS

All the guys freaking out over a marathon #WorldSeries game last night…but I have a #BelowDeck and #RHOSLC crossover to obsess on