Oh Whitney Rose came to PLAY! #RHOSLC

Name the brow girl. We’re here for competent business women… #RHOSLC

Keep the McDonalds scalding lady out of your mouth Baby Gorgeous!!! How dare you! She had 3rd degree burns biiiiiiitch #RHOSLC

Angie K and her dad giving me all the feels about being immigrants, and it’s making me really miss similar convos I had with my grandpa 🥲 #RHOSLC

Who is this Amy chick? she looks like a gossip girl extra and is somehow giving less than Brittani. Why is she so involved in 2/3 episodes?? #RHOSLC

Jon would like a second opinion

Let him cooooook

I feel like they’re trying for Blair Witch Project… But it’s giving McPoyle-Ponderosa Wedding Massacre #RHOSLC #IASIP

Hey Heather…no one cares about Molly/mary/maddy Sorenson #RHOSLC

in this moment…we were all Whitney. #rhoslc

I’m here for Whitney owning her own shit and opening up about trying something and failing. #RHOSLC

Britani exists to be mocked. I’m here for that. #RHOSLC

Fish CPR, Britani has an announcement, Blair witch project, Lisa Barlow lawsuits, and a sprinter van RV... we are ever so back! #rhoslc

I don’t think I can go another week…I need #rhoslc on my screen now. I need an escape from my reality. Pleaseeeeee

#seriousquestion for bluesky friends: why are rich people so determined to be oppressed?? Like the amount of “reasons” for their unhappiness and/or trauma are truly getting to ridiculous proportions

No but actually, who needs a #vanderpump reboot when we have #nextgennyc?? This shit is layered, cringe, hilarious and weird af

Oh my god I responded to Zack Wickham’s (from #TheValley) insta story and he responded back and I actually squealed. Does this mean we’re best friends now?!?! Please say yes. #numberoneguyinthegroup

Watching #nextgennyc for the first time…and I realize that Georgia is basically a Gen Z Stefon.

Okay but I need “functioning panic attacker” on a tshirt…I also need a sitcom with Jesse and Zack living together like the odd couple… #thevalley #stillhatejanetandjax

Once again: this is a Janet hater account. It is visceral, it is real, it makes no sense. I don’t care. Don’t worry, I also hate Jax and Jesse #protectzackatallcosts #nomorescheana #stopmakingniacry #thevalley

Sidenote: thank you bravo for putting The Valley on at 8pm. I like being asleep by 9.

Weekly Tuesday reminder…I fucking hate Janet. Like I hate her. #thevalley The mileage she is getting out of this dark-side Danny bullshit is honestly infuriating to me. Like for fucks sake Danny is on Bravo, the home of society’s worst men (second only to the White House), and seems normal.

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

Stay classy, San Diego. #NoKings

I was there! As California goes, so goes the nation 💙💙 proud of my city!

Hey #runsky It’s marathon day!! Been training for this for like 6 months now, and it’s happening and I’m never doing it again…

I feel like we, as a society, do not give enough credit to the cinematic masterpiece She’s the Man for popularizing the phrase “you know bruh” That movie is gold #sorrynotsorry

Exactly one week away from my first ever marathon (running, not tv binge). Question for other #runners: is it normal to anxiety spiral over day of schedule and logistics??

This season of #belowdeckdownunder is reaaaaally driving home my single status… this is the most coupley season yet and I just want to date Captain Jason…

People who have in-laws: please give me some hints for how to deal with them? My soon to be sister in law is tap dancing on my last fucking nerve and if it’s this bad pre-wedding then idk how to survive.

Yet another #blog post for #writingwednesday - this time about deodorant...but mainly about sharing and generational differences regarding what I thought we all learned in Kindergarten... Let me know what you think!

I am here to bully Elon Musk and make jokes and I ain't feeling funny today

New #blog post is up for #writing Wednesdays! I got fed up with #dayinthelife videos on insta/tiktok so I decided to do the opposite and write out what a real millenial schedule looks like. Also very glad I don't film things because internet strangers knowing what your bedroom looks like is weird.

Guys…please tell me I’m not the only who fucking hates Janet. On a cast of irredeemables AND JAX, I really can’t stand Janet. Amiright? #TheValley

Honestly thought this guy was dead - so happy to see proof of life! This is what we need from senators and representatives and governors!!

Back with a new #WritingWednesday where I try to give somewhat helpful advice? It's a new muscle for me... Read the new #blogpost here and let me know what you think? #blogging#blog#blog #writing #finances

Autogenocide is in the news every single day. People can’t recognize it if they don’t have a word for it. If we don’t call it autogenocide, which it is, we allow the perpetrators to name the crime and assign the guilt. #3E #EndAutogenocide #EndImpunity #EndOligarchy

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Deportation and How Trump Fails to Deliver youtu.be/OZbCyBMfy2c

Which is more San Diego coded: going straight to teams and socials after an earthquake? Or openly admitting to preferring rollers over shakers? Lolol

I have a question for fellow #runners: how do you stay loving running? I’m marathon training right now and my runs are becoming something I *have* to do? I am trying really hard not to let them feel like a chore but idk how to do that. Any advice? #runsky

New #blog post about the time I thought a dog died on my watch. Luckily she quickly became undead but still...I wish this story wasn't as real as it is... #writing #blogging #writers #help

People who don’t deserve deportation: students, immigrants, green card holders. People who do: fuckheads who park their trucks and suvs in compact spots. #traderjoesparkingisalreadybad #youremakingitinfinitelyworse #hummermakesanelecticcar??

Senator Cory Booker at #HandsOff Montclair, NJ @booker.senate.gov Tell it sir! 📷 Jay Lustig

When America’s chillest city shows up, you know people are piiiiiissed. Way to go San Diego!! #heartsfull #americasfinestcity #50501 #handsoff #resist #surprisinglynoanchormanpuns

San Diego turnout!! #handsoff

Nothing bounds two strangers like the joy of finding out that the middle seat won’t be taken on an airplane. We’re now besties just out of sheer relief. 😊

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

ChatGPT ass presidency

That’s all I got for y’all.

New #blog post about that one coworker that you probably hate! Here's how I make her life harder and my life more fun. #corporateculture #writing #blogging