Not seeing any chud clusters on the BlueSky map

They got me in there between Queer Leftist Artist/Shitposters and Weird Internet Left. Finally I'm cool

I woke up and the Seahawks won and Kid Rock made a tool of himself yet again. Monday morning rating- 7/10

The traditional Olympics sport of switching back and forth between channels to find some good coverage

When I was a kid during the Winter Olympics my dad was all "we can cheer for the Scandinavian countries too because we have Scandinavian blood"

Team USA freestyle skiers speak out against ICE 🇺🇸🔥 #Olympics

They are doing that fake English song this is not a drill

Let me introduce snow wrestling. Striped down to skivvies, waist deep snow. It's more about endurance then strength.

The Italian national anthem is just a list of pasta shapes

The constantly climbing rates for energy is 💯 part of the plan to eliminate third spaces

Love coming in Monday to fix all the stuff they fucked up Friday

My son has a friend over and they are making fun of my shitty Dutch together

In this essay, I will explain how buying fake Louis Vuitton bags is actually praxis.

Super Mutant but it's Ron Howard not Ron Perlman

I forget where I read it but gonna call Mr. House's body double Bobby Apartment

My also foreigner colleague - "Why is our boss angry all the time?" Me - "She's not angry that's just how Dutch people can be."

Anyone else psyche themselves out while writing addresses and make stupid mistakes?

What's wrong with my pet chimp? Oh, it's chimpanzee I keep as a pet, I see the problem now.

There's this American lady on the TV speaking Dutch in a reality show and it's oh man, is that what I sound like? My husband nods. This isn't great folks.

Good morning and welcome to the chaos palace

Honey I shrunk the kids doesn't get enough credit for launching 1000 fetishists

"Mama, I have news. It's fun news. I saw a cat at school today."

Evangelizing to every women my age I meet that "you really need to talk about getting a hormone patch to your doctor, don't be like me and wait for the migraines before you seek help"

Due to me not understanding German I accidentally ordered another beer. Ah well, when in Duisburg

Wank em if you got em

Had a dream that late 00s goons got a hold of my AO3 account and ripped me to fucking pieces man.

I'm triggered by the geography of the Strip and Freeside in the show. That's not where the King's building is!!!!!!

Floppy dongs for dinner!

The greatest trick the foriegner ever pulled is pretending not to understand enough of the language to get drawn into a long conversation

Come to the Jumbo at the Zuidplein if you want to donate non perishables and get an asskicking in the parking lot

Watching Arrested Development and struck by how much fashion has changed

This shirt is from the goatse collection

It's times like these I'm glad I'm not in my public policy program anymore. Good God I don't want to have these foreign policy debates anymore. Also I am just tired of being an American anymore.

Tastes like ass jerky and fleas! #fallout #fallouttvshow

When I was little my mom did all the taxes and financial stuff for our household and I was dreading having to do that because that's the woman's job in the marriage. Turns out my dad is just bad at that kinda stuff. And so am I.

The traditional New Years Eve activity in our household of my husband figuring out our health insurance for the upcoming year at the last possible minute

God decided my special gift would be a very loud and projective voice which is also a curse but boy oh boy if you need to get a rooms attention for an announcment you come to me

I love the last week of the year. So liminal. So meaningless. No rules, just right.

At my in-laws for Crimbus so time to get hammered on nice wine I guess.

I'm so happy the fallout show is good

Two cool Christmas cats

The Mages Guild be all "necromancy is forbidden :(" but ignore all the psychotic shit you can get up to with Alternation and Illusion. Lemme just make myself invisible and then take over your mind and make you kill your friends. That's allowed.

Me about a dozen times during Christmastime "You know Bing Crosby is from Spokane"

My boy loves playing Skyrim with me (he loves the houses) and I've introduced him to the UESP and he's learning about the houses "Wow so many bookshelves in the Solitude house!"

I could go to bed, but I could also stay up all night and play Skyrim......and I don't have anywhere to be tomorrow.

I've said it before and I will say it again - Jumbo grocery stores are the worst and can gargle my fucking balls

I got to get this stupid dragon problem dealt with so I can enjoy my true passion - crimes for money

I just realized that the reason those big Stanley cups got so popular is because you can hide liquor in it

MY GOD there are so many "make the women hotter" mods for Skyrim.

I love seeing a blast from the past like Mitt Romney trending. What's that nut up to?