I can generally create nuanced written communications out of my ass on command, but spoken? Duuhhhehhh me no English good.

I am, in fact happy with the first pulls 🙏 #pokemontcg #pokemon

I also am willing to not build nukes for 300 billion dollars, just putting that out there.

Mixed-raptor adoption is a way less cool thing in reality than it was in my imagination. #biology #zoology #paleontology

Just gunna put this here #reading #literacycrisis

#investing #stocks #stonks

Ill accept any shiny luck 🤷‍♂️

#werk #uspolitics

I can dig it. Not my chase card but im not complaining

So pretty 😍 very babygirl

2 shinies in 1 day? Yes please #pokemontcg #pokemon

Yea thats fine too

#uhoh #useconomy #finance #economy

Hold on, i need to breathe. I was just assulted with cuteness. #pokemon ##pokemontcg

Bad luck lately but finally got a lil sumthin #pokemontcg #pokemon

#birds #chicago

🙋‍♂️can confirm

Your doctor just called, why is he calling you Butt Herpes Patient 0?

Meme time magic users

ebay.us/m/xclwTS link to the auction.Share with anyone youd think would be interested🥺🥺🥺. #pokemon #pokemongames #pokemonredandblue

KRISTY NOEM'S WORST NIGHTMARE

Age 37 and i just realized every man thats said he would make it up to me, proceeded to never actually make anything up to me 🤦‍♂️

Ppl just shouting "Trump is a pedophile!" in Rogers Park. Love my neighborhood.

Bbbbiiiiittttttcccchhhhh 2 megas and a straight shot up mew's butthole #pokemontcg

First pull got me weak in the knees #pokemontcg

Hurricanes? More like Himicanes amirite???? NO. Themicanes...

Finally a bit of luck. Been a series dry spell over here. #pokemontcg

Further: there is no non-partisan ballot in this election. Independents can register in person if they wish to vote in a primary.

Its election day in Chicago! Go vote for @katmabu.bsky.social

Success can be a threat to ones stability and comfort the same as failure.

#badgeofhonor #coffee #chicago

Just delete a bunch of friends on #pokemontcg app. I cant be the only one sharing cards 🙄

Alexa, whats fragging?

PSA: Your government is not your friend even when they do things you support.

True to life this is how it happened

What calling and emailling congress looks like #katabughazaleh #chicago #illinois

Breaking news

Mary, Mary, what a bitch. I cant believe she can grow flowers.

Reminder: Jesse Jackson fought for queer people during the AIDS crisis when other public figures refused and remained a champion for us until his death. We lost one of the real ones.

Oh gawd he stole all of our toilet paper

That clown has been in the bathroom for an awfully long time...

We're switching to Missy Elliott radio when these losers clear out

The difference between treason and extreme reform is how much love in your heart

New housing collapse just dropped. Stay cute, fuck ice, free Palestine, kill perps on the epstein list.

I cant speak any spanish but i can lipsync to Gasolina which is not nothing