My best friend’s 9 yo daughter/nug’s best friend prepared a speech she gave at thanksgiving in lieu of the blessing or saying grace about how the pilgrims were awful to the native Americans and we have reduced their identity to one holiday etc. and basically the kids are amazing.

ELIZABETH TAYLOR

Nothing I have to say is socially acceptable or politically correct by any corner of the spectrum.

You might have wondered how 2025 could get any worse.

Hepatitas

I feel like this is probably bad and mean but a very shallow observation: these are the ugliest most deformed humans. I swear not a one of them is ever moderately attractive or even human presenting.

Finding champagne at Oktoberfest is a personal achievement.

Flying through Chicago during a shutdown and this shitshow administration is next level travel hell. We are not great again.

From now on I shall only pledge allegiance to the vibes

Just finished like it never was by faith gardner and what just happened. I have no concept of what’s real and what’s not anymore.

Why is the Clemson male tiger #1 and the female is 1/2 🧐🧐🧐🧐

Why are we late? Oh just trying to negotiate with my 4 year old over whether snow boots are appropriate for a pool party

Sorry I can’t talk Magi just died in fern gully

Sometimes you just gotta make biscuits and sausage and cheese grits and eggs for dinner

Brunch in Alabama

Life of a showgirl

My friends are already sick of my Taylor swift induced mania

Taylor I’m so tired 35 min to checkout? I mean yes I’ll wait but 😭😭😭

Did I set an alarm to get up for the end of the countdown? Yes. Am I unhinged? Also yes but that’s not why we’re here.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU WEARING ORANGE?!

Annnnndddd taco 😂😂😂

Gonna try so hard to stick to a rough meal plan for back to school to ease/reduce grocery shopping and help my sanity. Just spent $50 at Aldi and $75 at Trader Joe’s and I have meals for all 4 of us for the entire week plus lunches.

Yesterday was an interesting snapshot of the range of the stages of life of my friends. Brunch with moms to celebrate back to school -> wedding dress shopping with my beloved @bee76.bsky.social -> unexpected overnight stay at the hospital with my friend and her new baby 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

“Sorry” *sniffle* “my nose is kinda nosy” - 4 yo at bedtime

So he just went out for a stroll on the roof? My friends did that in college after a significant period of substance intake.

A princess

Made meatball subs for dinner with all Trader Joe’s ingredients and 1) excellent 2) crowd pleaser 3) quick prep minimal cleanup 4) cheap af - less than $25 in ingredients made 6-7 sandwiches

Playing golf in the south be like

Having my Big shop for me because she’s near an out of town store I love - 20 years later and Greek life still going strong for us 😂😂😂

So the guy who has WE THE PEOPLE tattooed down his arm and a thin blue line tattoo probably stormed the Capitol right

My 4yo wants to go to “baraoke” because they have “mud bugs” and “mom I love microphones and crawfishes!”

My 4 year old just called someone a chuckle butt. Sick burn actually.

My friend’s 6 year old just said bro I’m gonna crash out 😂😂

My best friend had the sex talk with her daughters and they were APPALLED. Disgusted. Horrified. All follow up questions surrounded “what if we married a woman that seems better” 😂 I think that sums up girlhood

No one wants to work anymore

My tummy hurts. I’m mad at the government. Our leader is somehow still among the living against his body’s will. I’m tired. And I don’t feel like doing job work anymore I would rather be paid for my creative mind and general existence as a delight in everyone’s lives.

Still thinking about the person last night who removed their prosthetic leg to wave it in the air at Brittany Howard during the concert.

I just made spaghetti for dinner and when I poured the pot out to strain the noodles the colander tipped over and dumped the entire batch of noodles down the drain.

Current situation

Antique finds from today 🥰🥰🥰

Bubba’s fourth birthday party is in the books and was a huge success. Top golf - a little expensive for a 4 year old. Worth every penny.

Schrodingers Pedo List

Did he just threaten tariffs against a country currently under sanctions that bar imports from the country?

My husband’s family gave me his late grandmother’s mahjong set for my birthday. Yesterday I finally procured a mat that I love and matches them and this setup is so precious I am obsessed

Mahjong & Mumus with my girls. My conversion into someone’s kooky aunt is almost complete

Reclaiming patriotism by yelling taco at every boat with a confederate flag

Having 3 friends with pools + a country club membership has made for a fantastic summer. That said, we did pool Friday, pool yesterday, pool party last night, and we’re going to the pool today and a pool party tonight and I’m actually kinda tired 😂

Harassing my friend’s grumpy frenchie to force him to be my friend. As one does.

The fact that every airport doesn’t have a hotel is really odd actually