Drive home from Florida is usually 8-9 hours but today we’re looking at a solid 11-12 yeeesh

Ok I am maxed out on family time

My grandpa hugged me goodbye today in a way he never has. The longest, strongest hug. I am not ok.

I have no one to discuss the danish deception with

It’s going to be so strange to only come to the dentist twice a year after being here every 3 weeks for Invisalign? Like yall have been here through wedding planning, job changes, surprise elopement, and I’m just supposed to not see you anymore?!

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation

Very annoying when websites offer a first-time promo code via email but it takes 10+ mins for the email to arrive

Finally picked up Katabasis today eeeeep

It was fine and somewhat funny but terrifying to learn how much of BoyB comes from that movie. I guess it tracks for a guy who watched it for the first time around 10-12 years old.

Watching Austin Powers for the first time wish me luck

We tried to go to a concert in Atlanta after work tonight but got stuck in traffic from a really bad wreck and would be lucky to get there in time for an encore at this point sooo we are turning around and going back home 🥲

Gushing and elated and cannot share with family yet because we are telling them in person over thanksgiving so naturally sharing on my semi-anonymous account WE ELOPED

The last few days have been a whirlwind

Toyota is always calling me trying to buy my Corolla I KNOW WHAT I HAVE AND YOU ARENT GETTING IT

I went to a new workout studio this morning and the description did not mention that the class was heated. That was not a fun 7 AM surprise.

Made sour cream & onion drop biscuits and OH MY GOD new go-to

Have you ever tried to teach a blue collared man how to use a computer? Not to mention a desk job is a one way ticket to depression for them.

The Midwest is always such a culture shock lol

Watching the newest Naked Gun and everyone else is cracking up. I just… don’t get it. Not my kind of humor I guess.

Chilis is getting rid of their queso IS NOTHING SACRED

Overnight drives <<<

after getting weekly allergy shots for the last 20 weeks I have OFFICIALLY graduated and only need them every two weeks!!!!

Some conspiracy theorists have been spreading to boomers that statins cause dementia and I’m having a helluva time trying to get MIL to see the light

MIL had a heart attack today. She is ok. Just. Crazy how suddenly things can happen.

What are your fave phone case brands? Hoping for cute but something that won’t break the back screen if it drops

We found ANOTHER dog wandering our neighborhood and I need to stop looking out my window and start minding my business

Finally got Hashbrown back from boarding at the vet and he will not leave my side 😭

I can’t get myself to feel anything about this month’s book club read. Just very blah. Bored.

In today’s lab rat experiment, the allergy nurse and I have determined that my most harsh reaction is to the tree shot. So now we can isolate that one and make sure it’s done on the arm that is the least sore each time 😅

Having to borrow cowboy boots for a concert my dad would be so ashamed

Chilis was out of chips it was devastating I don’t want to talk about it

Are steam cleaners worth it? Specifically for grout, faucets, floors, etc?

Nothing like a crisp apple to get you through the day

Ok so if our mattress is reaching the dreaded decade limit and it’s time to upgrade - does it make more sense to get a mattress topper to buy time, or just go all-in on a new mattress? The idea is this mattress will only be used for a couple years then become guest bed when we upgrade to a king

SAVED POSTS??? Blessed be the day

I’ve gotten weekly allergy shots for almost 5 months. The kiosk to scan a card and check in has never worked so I don’t bring it. Today I got scolded for not bringing my card bc the kiosk is suddenly operational. I felt like I was in the twilight zone - they were acting as if it has always worked!

I AM HOMEEEE

Is there an actual reason people hate the Atlanta airport or is it just racism bc it’s probably my favorite airport

I know it’s the most efficient form of travel in the states but god I really hate flying

Night before vacation and things are not fitting in the suitcase red alert red alert

Finally watching Mulholland Drive buckle up

Pros and cons of changing your name after marriage GO

Didn’t want a drink at the bar. Ordered Caesar salad instead. Bartender forgot to ring it in and didn’t realize it until everyone else was done with their drinks. I just didn’t want alcohol man I still want something 😭

So the first 10 weeks of allergy shots were pretty easy. Then I moved up to a stronger dose. The last five weeks have been… tough. The shots make me so tired. The swelling and soreness after interferes with my workouts. But… I haven’t gotten a sinus infection since starting so I’ll keep trucking.

Being the designated insurance policy reviewer in the household is such a heavy burden

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Weapons was… overhyped (imo)

First work day with my new desk. I think Hashb approves.

Not to brag but BoyB and I got fourth in a corn hole tournament today

I honestly feel bad for the kids today because they can’t eat out like we did in our early 20’s. Just got tropical smoothie and it was TEN DOLLARS. Six Publix tenders the other day were $16!?