sometimes when I'm feeling down i just think about how charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

i have such a headache

making a very forlorn comic with your fursona about puritan right-wing values re-emerging in society because someone said it was weird you jack off to drawings of kids

🐰

a coworker asks me if I watch Smiling Friends and a Telltale-style choice box pops up asking if i should politely say no or ruin their day by explaining who shadman is

i know he's set himself up so any criticism of him whatsoever is designed to make you look stupid, but it is genuinely disappointing that dan hentschel is just resorting to rape jokes and literally yelling the f slur at the camera for comedy at this point

this has gotta be the corniest shit I've seen in my life

the one thing about the cunt who's trying to ruin the life of a random transfem professor is at least we don't have to hear Charlie Kirk's thoughts on it

FUCK SPOTIFY WRAPPED!!! Here's my number 1 song from the shitty media player on my phone

Cleffa I'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful

i miss when we drove people off the internet for being into rape porn

bringing back this Misam from the beginnng of the year cause I was just browsing my Misam collection 🌌🌌🌌 (which is way too small. Gotta work harder!)

aurrgh i hate filing out forms. name change documents after I've Already Gotten My Name Legally Changed are asking me for like every piece of history of my life for the past 10 years

i would bet money that my mom is dating ChatGPT right now

jarvis Johnson exclusively makes videos for people who need background noise in the shower

Lin-Manuel Miranda just died

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

i need someone to suck me off or a switch 2

"IF THE THREE STOOGES WERE STILL ALIVE TODAY"

Have any other retail workers been getting the impression that Black Friday is going to be nothing this year

The brick in question

they were fucking

Guardian #deltarune

1 million views?? Who the fuck cares about this

it's kind of funny that the person making a huge fuss about pirating books right now is doing it over maybe $30 maximum. and the book isn't even good

they're going to ask me to be a manager

can you interact with media in any other fucking way oh my fucking god

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

How I feel fucking over my entire store by getting two separate managers fired the week before Black Friday

A manager got fired today for looking at nudes on the clock, and another one said she agreed with hitler's ideology right before I left. like cmon guys you really couldn't have kept this in until after black friday

asmongold kind of looks like the halfway point of someone who's gone into their hole in the enigma of amigara fault

we are charlie kirk

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK, WE CARRY THE FLAME! WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE GOSPEL, WE'LL HONOR HIS NAME!!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

We are Charlie kiiirk we carry the flame

WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIRK

we are charlie kirk

we are charLIE KIIIIIIRRRRRRKK we CAAAAAAARRRRRY the flaaaaame

We are charlie kirk we carry the flame 🙂‍↕️

WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIRK WE CARRY THE FLAME

When I die you guys have to make shit like this for me

Why is The Mentalist so obsessed with people faking disabilities to get away with murder

I don't know if you can react to stories the "wrong" way, but Mouthwashing fans really gave it their best shot

yup

it's kind of unbelievable how shit stranger things looks

SouljaBoy reveals new gaming handheld... that's just a clone of the Retroid Pocket Flip 2/Pocket 4 retrododo.com/souljaboy-re... "This is not any kind of official licensing deal. He does not have permission to rebrand our products and sell them as his own." - Retroid

i forget how much i fucking hate bluesky until i say "your first impulse to finding out something was made my a bad person shouldn't be defending their product" and i wake up to people in my replies interpreting that as "you have to take your child's squishmallow that he loves sososoo so much"

notice we aint seen charlie kirk in a while #MYSTERYMEAT

i think i might be done with them. i don't think they've ever made a concession for me for as long as I've known them. even reaching out is too much for them.

why is it so much work