Damn Mamdani works fast to benefit society.

I’m normally anti dementia Don but this isn’t the whole story. He’s also struggling to protect his friends from getting exposed in the Epstein files. I think it’s fair he could mix those up while he’s dealing with that.

Quantum Physics can best be describe by…

Breakfast time. Coffee and psych meds.

Why don’t more people understand that a crueler is the best donut?

Fuck these people. ground.news/article/a-da...

Yes sir.

No thanks. Tax the fuck out of you.

If we don’t die early, the end of our life will probably shine some light on what is happening right now. What people don’t understand is how crazy things are behind the scenes.

My Pep is being delivered from @lukepbeasley.bsky.social today.

I have a hypothetical for you. Would you rather… Vote the opposite party you traditionally do, with no objective reason to suspect they’d break the law… Or… Your general parties candidate, but you know they’ll break the law and be impeached in their last year.

We put ours where MAGA will never find it. The public library.

So why couldn’t you theoretically make a bologna/hotdog sandwich with cottage cheese and potato chips? Now you have to be predisposed to enjoying cottage cheese, but would it be good? Cottage cheese and tater chip hotdog please.

I think it’s safe to also say that most varieties of potatoes would go with a deli meat sandwich. Chips. Fries. Hell even mashed, but that’s weird.

And really, we’re starting to get into the general deli meat territory. Most deli meats will pair nicely with a variety of cheese. So a hotdog or bologna should both be considered a deli sandwich.

So if a hotdog and bologna are the same, can you put cheese on them? Of course. Chili cheese dogs are delicious. Would bologna chili be good? Maybe little cubes. So I think we can establish that baloney and hotdogs can go with cheese.

Over 40 years old and I realized one of my personality traits that my parents build that really really stuck with me. Don’t get a tattoo of anyone’s name except your children. So, they were fine.

If you can put relish on a bologna sandwich, then a lot of possibilities start opening up. Why do you think Chicago dogs are so good? It’s a deli sandwich in a hotdog presentation.

I’m going to be controversial here. Bologna is just a flat hot dog. You can put relish on it if you want.

AMA I’m currently in a group chat where someone is going nuclear on another friend and I get to watch.

She says how I feel.

Cenk ball coddler.

We the people should also flood the zone. Every weekend we protest. We’ll figure something out. I say we start with the 32 hour work week. Make them start dealing with OUR bullshit.

It’s Friday and on Fridays, we dance!!!💃

I think Karma is playing a claw game. But I think Karma is dialing it in.

7 got a new tablet. And before putting it away for the night she yells “Can I do one more math equation?!” She’s playing with the calculator.

It’s Twitter until Elon stops deadnaming his daughter.

Jim Stewartson is 100% spot on with this.

I'll be over here waiting for Elon to admit he rigged the machines for him

You ever just ignore the world for awhile?

I finished a chapstick.

I have not been feeling very social lately. It’s too peopley out.

Arizona is a sort of mini Australia. You only go there if you want to fight nature.

Roses are red Violets are blue I’m autistic Hey RFK, FUCK YOU.

@emmavigeland.bsky.social is right. Interstellar did suck.

I think something we need to remember is that the average American doesn’t even vote.

I’m going to wear my @anarchyprincess.bsky.social shirt to Hands-Off today.

You wanna piss of rich people and obey the law at the same time? Go drive the speed limit in their neighborhoods. Source: This X3 acts like they are too good to drive 25 mph…

I think it’s okay to not trust people in your life that you care about that have major life impacting mental health issues. There is a near zero chance you won’t be a scapegoat or have your trust damaged.

Wow. I’m impressed.

The same people in DC who got us into this mess are not going to be the ones to get us out of it. Today I'm announcing my campaign for U.S. Senate. Because we don't have a minute to wait.

I’ve been donating to her since she went viral. I bought her shirts. Support her. Even if it’s a little bit. A few bucks a month is totally fine.

Preach