I LOVE to see a lik the bred reference in 2026 and this is such a good one.

Holy shit this crowd singing Cody’s theme. Wow. European crowds. ❤️ #SmackDown

My ex-housemate messaged me that he’d died and I was ‘oh well I guess he was older’ but he was only 72. 😭😭 Genuinely devastated about this one. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Having a very 'I want to win the lottery and never have to work another day in my life except on fun things' kind of morning.

So, I read years back that very few species of animal understand ‘pointing’ as a concept. You point at something to a cat, they look at your finger. Padmé usually rubs her face on it. It alarms me slightly that I point at his bed or upstairs or the door, and Nova… goes to it. Because he understands

“Photos” from a patient resource I was just sent by a nurse who’d “put it together”. Did you. Did you really. THEN WHY IS THAT “WOMAN’S” HAND MELTED AROUND THE MAN’S ARM. WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK LIKE A MANNEQUIN. WHY IS THIS SOMETHING I AM HAVING TO RESPOND TO POLITELY INSTEAD ‘WHY FUCK WHY’.

Just watched a sad Instagram vid about a cat whose owner died, then the cat stopped eating and pined until he died too. Meanwhile, I was in an on-camera meeting earlier and Nova was sitting by my desk, so I put my hand down to pet him and he bit me. Really hard. So, at least I know he’d be fine.

Using any technology in 2026:

I'm a big believer in writing what you want to read but I keep seeing this self-insert fic at 49k (and counting; it's on chapter 34/64) pop back up with fresh updates and. It has one singular kudos and one comment. Like bless your heart sweetie, but maybe that's a losing battle you're fighting.

Me, searching DuckDuckGo after the meeting’s already started: Okay so here’s two good examples of what you’re looking for, in depth and abbreviated, and here’s an old draft I dug up on my OneDrive, also here’s NHS England guidance. Meeting lead at the end: Thank you for steering the meeting today!

Served’s fact about Mensik reaching the RG semis was ‘First man born in 2005 or later to reach a Slam semifinal’. I. I started watching tennis in 2004.

Nooo I was in and out and thought briefly I’d make it, and then the woman in front of me asked to book a hygienist appt which took longer 🥲

Already five minutes late going in, so I’m not going to make the ten past train and I’ll have to wait until 5:37. 🙃 Cool, I didn’t want to get home for tea or anything.

Why doesn’t it surprise me that, in this shitty town I only lived in for a year and yet encountered some of the biggest assholes of my life, there’s a Union Jack or St George’s Cross zip tied to half the lampposts.

I have missed this train ride.

Ah damn, I messed up my train station timing and arrived fifteen minutes before my train, despite a stop in Marks to get a bottle of water. If I arrive more than five minutes before my train leaves I get annoyed at myself for wasting time.

And so commences my four and a half hour round trip to the dentist because this country is too fucked for me to get a dentist locally. 🙃

I’m going to the dentist tomorrow afternoon which I haaaaaate, which means my brain is already in waiting mode and I just want it over. 🙃

Someone asked me how I can continue to write fiction where people find a way to be better when the world now shows it's not the case. And fella, nothing the fash want you to do more than give up on hope but you really must not. If it's getting too dark to see you don't turn out the lights.

Welcome to June. Wasn't it March yesterday? Shut up. Has this year felt like it's been 16 years and also only 3 days at the exact same time? Yes because time no longer exists in a world where every piece of information we recieve is just adding to the trauma lasagne of our collective mental health.

Just had a brief powercut and it set off everyone's EV car alarms on the fancy ass estate next to us.

Okay I was expecting great things from this crowd but the unison with which the e n t i r e arena launched into Cody’s theme made me literally go ‘Holy shit, this is going to be WILD.’ #ClashinItaly

This is 100% accurate to my viewing experience.

The Supergirl movie looks exactly like the sort of emotionally damaged character study that will piss off the assholes and be exactly what I love, yes please. The Masters of the Universe trailers continue to be bad, which at least gives me hope that they didn't just cram it full of the good bits l.

Advert for Google AI using Devil Wears Prada 2 fuck oooooooooffffffff. Who watched that film and thought the message was 'yes AI is good actually????

Made the cinema in twenty four minutes, just as the adverts started. Probably could've walked a bit slower and been a bit less sweaty. 💀

If they have to replace Jacob Fatu at Clash in Italy, I might actually stick around to watch the match. I don’t like Roman & I’m utterly neutral on Fatu so I don’t care as it is but if they roll in someone like Drew McIntyre I’d care (& if they weren’t cowards they’d have him win for the pop)

I have to repost this because I read it AS Barenaked Ladies’ If I Had A Million Dollars was playing (for the first time in years) & it felt like a glitch in the matrix or something. Also I’d hire great writers to take all the bad fics I’ve read that’ve haunted me & rewrite them well. There’s…a lot.

Made the mistake of letting Nova out at 11pm, hoping he'd be back by midnight because he'd already been out most of the evening. It is now 1:10am and when I called him (again), he walked slowly up to the door, hesitated, looked around for further crimes, and legged it.

One of the more misogynistic takes currently trending in the AI policy space is "women use less AI than men because they have less tech literacy" Ok but have you considered that women use less AI than men because we have more tech literacy?

It's actually impressive that Gunther was pretty on the money about Cody representing the crumbling American dream right now and a lot of the European audience would agree with him down the pub but he's such a total heel, he got booed anyway. #SmackDown

This Spanish crowd for #SmackDown has already set the bar high for this tour. The pop for Rhea was wild.

I have collected my exceedingly silly wall decor though so now to trudge it home.

Me: Jesus why is town a shitshow of annoying people in my way today. School half term: Hello did you forget me! Me: Every time, dammit.

BOLLOCKS, now the mirror is wanted from Dunelm for the lounge is out of stock. I should've bought it when I realised it was on sale but I hesitated because it wasn't essential but it was great and the most reasonable price I've seen for one ffs.

My bank account is relieved I didn’t know how good the WWE house show line up for Liverpool was going to be, because I might’ve dropped a few hundred pounds I don’t have spare on it for Cody and Rhea. Too late now, can’t get there, my house spend fund is spared for another boring day.

Sinner was two sets and 5-1 up and still lost??! That's bonkers. I guess the heatwave won? But wow.

It’s surreal that The Pitt s2 keeps pointing out the pitfalls of using AI transcription for patient consultations, while I sit in work briefings listening to directors proudly announce that we’re rolling out AI transcription of patient consultations. 💀💀💀

Just looked out the window because thunder woke me up, just in time to see biiiig bolt of lightning. Nice jump scare at 1:20am.

I apologise, the driver explained that ‘the chiller’ was broken so that’s why a lot of freezer and fridge stuff isn’t getting delivered. Also, I randomly got two pots of Onken natural yoghurt I didn’t pay for?? So now I need to work out how to use that.

Ten unavailable or substitutes on my Morrisons order and not one of them is worth keeping, so guess who’s walking to Sainsburys for emergency kitchen roll when it cools down later. 💀

Oh man, I wanted this to hang over my stairs next to the gallery wall but I've just measured and it's waaaaaay too long. 106cm is huge, wtf Rockett St George. www.rockettstgeorge.co.uk/collections/...

I was worried the new Masters of the Universe movie would take itself too seriously to be fun but I’ve just seen it described as ‘self-aware’, ‘campy’, and ‘like Guardians of the Galaxy’ and sir, you have my attention.

Within 14 minutes of being paid, dropped a casual £80 on cat food. 🙃 (It's not even all their food; I still need to buy Nova his Scrumbles biscuits to drag out the Lily's Kitchen ones for longer but Sainsbury's keeps not having them in stock).

I have no ice cream so I’m making myself one single cookie in the air fryer. This is why I shouldn’t buy the M&S cookie dough.

The orangery is 28.4 degrees. The lounge, right next to it but insulated on all sides from direct sunlight, is 21.8. I knew freezing in this damn lounge all winter would have a payoff.

It's funny how I've loathed the orangery for being nothing but an expensive waste of time and space all winter, and now the weather's warmed up it's my favourite room to sit in. I can't decide it it's going to make next winter easier, or make me more mad when I can't use it for another six months.

Annoyingly, there's awkward places on the stairs I can't reach with the flat sander I borrowed off A so I'm thinking I need to buy a file sander or go mad attempting it by hand. Why did I decide to strip the handrail back to wood. 🙃

I’m finally catching up on #SNME after the Dustpocalypse and this crowd is great. I wish all the US crowds were this enthusiastic.

I knew I was making a mess as I sanded today but it’s only as I’ve come to clean up that I’ve realised the sheer level of dust over e v e r y r h i n g. We’re talking biblical proportions. I don’t know if I can clean this.