I don't think I've seen anyone more embarrassed about owning a multi million pound generating cultural phenomenon than Wizards is with D&D. It's feels like it's everything under the sun these days expect for a TTRPG.

GROND! GROND! GROND!

"Invaders Must Die" by Prodigy blaring in Hi-Fi Rush "Pieces of the People We Love" by The Rapture in Tales from the Borderlands And for the WTF of it all. The bit when Jack in Final Fantasy Strangers of Paradise interupts someone's sob story by walking away listening to My Way by Limp Bizkit

Nintendo you can't just announce a remake of Starfox 64 at 11 o clock at night on a Wednesday. What did we do to you!

The last twenty minutes of my Brindlewood Bay game the group just failed every roll and it went from "yeah I guess we're wrapping this up now" to "...ah crap...errm guess you are now staring into the writhing mass of leering hands and fingers while fighting for your very sanity." #ttrpg

Slightly diminish a book: Animal Fart

I quite enjoyed The Sheep Detectives. It's that cozy midday Sunday vibe to it. Though it does have some heart to it as well which I wasn't ready for but I can recommend!

At the cinema with the essentials

"The Weekend is upset he messed up romancing the goth doctor in Persona 5" is perhaps the most relatable thing I know about him now

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

The word steps challenge in Taskmaster is an all timer

In The Matrix humanities big idea to stop the robots is to block out the sun because they're solar powered and for ages I was like "That's stupid, no one would ever do that to themselves." but here we are.

Me five minutes into my self staring AI generated romcom movie with Marlyin Monroe. "God this guy sucks."

"A man with shiny, shiny armour and a shiny, shiny sword and a bit of stubborn grit in the terror on his face. Such a handsome face. Oooh, what a brave one. The Vigga-Wolf wanted to bite it and find out if the good meat was hid inside." The Devils reminding us that god forbid a woman has hobbies.

This does nothing to disprove my theory all movies are now either Guardians of the Galaxy or 30 Rock Skits

To defeat the grifters curse simply quote a bible verse

So many banger games one after another. Guys slow down I'm still on Nioh 3!

I've had a blast playing ttrpg games with these folks. Honestly from #dnd, #pathfinder2e to other games like City of Mist and Daggerheart. Wherever you're London based or not why not come join us!

What’s your favourite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only.) "Thou...shall...not..uh... *Throws a stone at a spider*" Homer 4:16

There's nothing in the rules that says a Dog can't fight a pair of evil Androids

OOH Banana!

I once got stuck behind a woman shoving a tiktok into a Barrista's face demanding the same drink. The Barrista calmly said 1. That's in America some of those ingredidents aren't stocked here 2. That drink would cost 15 pounds if she did all that. The woman took one swig of her drink and went "Ugh"

Cable & Deadpool it was just before Deadpool exploded in popularity so it was odd seeing those characters get more and more popular from issue to issue. Doubly so they would later rename it for the trades as Deadpool & Cable...

By this point seeing new screenshots of Spider-Man: Beyond the SpiderVerse in the wild is like spotting a cryptid

It's 30 years since Steamed Hams first aired. That's crazy considering they're quite clearly grilled.

Finally #Wingspan has the best bird!

It's Rooting time! Even more Root! The Homelands Expansion looks like it'll be a lot of fun!

Suns out Robins out!

How it feels to be working from home today

Fairly certain we're going to get an SNL UK Skit about Keir Starmer actively ignoring Trump's genocidal remarks in favour of this.

#ttrpg writing is just like any other type of creative process. Staring out a window wondering to yourself "what WOULD a Cow do during a murder investigation?"

They've only gone and made a Tony's bar filled with stuff. We're through the looking glass here people!

Watched Bullet Train last night what a hilariously stupid film. The kinda film if I saw it on a Plane I'd improve the flight.

Articuno has moved things around on their calender in order to accept the teams invite to this meeting!

Every interview from the Trump Administration feels like that one guy who was upset he didn't win Come Dine With Me. "You won, Iran. Enjoy the Oil, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Iran. You ruined my night completely so you could keep the Oil."

I suggested a mate would like the Infinite and the Divine and he brought the new fancy limited edition hardcover which feels like the hard mode of recommendations

If you see this post a concert photo you took. (The time I saw the man the myth the legend Yoko Taro!)

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Movie execs when you ask if you can keep suprise cameos a secret

Hi I'm the official Soulslike consultant. It's me who decides what is and isn't a Soulslike game and if you're asking "Well who died to put you in charge?" The answer is Me. I died A LOT.

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Non stop crossovers $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

I hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you transform into the Autobot sign

Went to the Natural History Museum's Pokemon pop up the other day and while it wasn't really much they had a postcard set with a bunch of Pokecology artwork. Though to be fair I brought it mostly for this one of flying types...

Oh thank god I was worried we'd forgotten about Christmas

It's time for a Bizzare Adventure...part 7 #jojofriday

My clank bard whose a cockney chef in #Daggerheart not know much about magic but damn well knows a Berry when they see one. #ttrpg

Still baffles me how Italian Guyhawk gets no fan art despite being the best transformer* *It's true. He is.

We're levelling up in the Season of Ghosts adventure and I'm making sure my character grabs only the essentials #pathfinder2e

Come at me Bro...ticus This was a lot of fun to put together even if the legs decided they wanted to fight me! #blokees #transformers #combaticons #bruticus

Well that was easy to do! #blokees #transformers