Helloooo?? 25th??! Anyone?? Pleeeeeeeeeaseeeee

Democrats leading message till November needs to be “HE’S LITERALLY STEALING FROM YOU”

I hope its very clear to everyone at this point. They are gonna do ANYTHING to stay in power cause they know they are completely fucked if they were to ever lose power. So yeah, they will continue to lie, manipulate and kill you if necessary. And they dont give a fuck how u feel about it.

The Trump Nobel Peace Prize thing is basically a lost episode of the Office. Michael loses a Dundie he felt he shouldve won…to Dwight. Michael bitches, complains, and makes a fool of himself until Dwight gives it to him in exchange for an assistant regional manager office plaque.

Im gonna stick my head in my garbage disposal✌️

coffee in cars with nazis

U guys do realize Trump will award the ICE shooter the medal of honor at the state of the union address next month right?

My prediction of the ICE shooter’s history b4 today: 5 counts of sexual assault 8 counts of aggravated assault Pedophile Stormed the capitol on Jan 6th Took 13 tries to pass ICE written test Today was hid 2nd day on the job

Today is why they want to criminalize recording ice with your phones Stating the obvious but its true

Already starting to realize that as horrible as 2025 Trump was, i will actually look back on it multiple times this year and actually miss it compared to the level of atrocities we’ll certainly be going thru in 2026

Ryan Day is even weirder looking then Donald Trump

If u just discovered Olivia Dean on SNL tonight, i just wanna say welcome to the club. I discovered her just 2 weeks ago on YouTube and im not sure how i existed without her new album. Seriously if u love jazzy r&b a la Amy Winehouse, shes a home run

Our own President just declared war on an American city but NFL season just started, so who gives a fuck

This is how u do it!! KEEP HAMMERING HIM EXACTLY LIKE THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER….

Ok does everyone comprehend how ridiculously absurd this is? The man who used autopen to pardon hundreds of criminals is now saying we need LAW ENFORCEMENT to look into Biden using autopen during his president🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

What Richard Nixon did with Watergate is a nursery rhyme compared to this Qatar deal. And itll be buried in the news by Wednesday. Possibly even Tuesday

This country is stage 4 cancer

So uhhh…anyone read the Trump interview in Time??

Stop saying Trump “caved” This was the plan all along. Market manipulation of the highest degree. And gee i wonder why doge eliminated the SEC beforehand🤔🤔

The sooner people realize he does NOT plan on leaving, the sooner an angry mob can make sure he does and itll be the greatest day in US history

U can get mad at the Dodgers all u want but the reality is pretty much ANY mlb team would be kissing Trumps ass in the white house if they had won the WS last year. MLB is full of MAGA probably more then any other pro league. Especially the white players. Sad but true

FUCK AROUND: “I have no interest in politics, i hate getting involved” FIND OUT: “Wait, theyre delaying and raising the price of my Nintendo Switch?!”

Start ordering your stickers folks. Stick em on every fucking store shelf in your local area

Itd be nice…just FUCKING ONCE…if a reporter said “but hes bankrupted multiple businesses and casinos” whenever his cronies are saying on live tv that we need to trust in trump on the economy

Can we stop with the “Obama vs Trump in 2028” charade? Democrats could run Jesus Christ himself and hed still “lose” cause trump/elon would have it corruptly rigged at that point with the way things are going right now

Filing by taxes next week. I will owe this year. So who do i make the check out to…the IRS? Elon? Trump? Only half joking btw

I need to print like 100 of these and post em all over my town

BLAH BLAH BLAH DO SOMETHING

Oh it worked in 2017 Chuck? Then im sure itll work out again this time. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

What i really wanted to scream in the grocery store today…

"town hall night in america" -- every congressional district, once a month, all on the same night: oldgoats.substack.com/p/lets-creat...

Guilty as charged. Fuck.

More of this. More of this. More of this.

Just notified my Trump voting landlord that if my parents lose their social security, i will have no choice but to immediately give him my 30 day notice to move back near home and help my parents financially and physically Hope voting Trump was worth losing your reliable tenant of 3 years asshole👍👍

Rage against the Machine US Tour. NOW PLEASE

I know its pointless to point out the off-the-charts hypocrisy but DEAR LORD if Obama or Biden ever said at a televised governers meeting “will you comply?” Marjorie and gang woulda lit themselves on fire in protest at the Capitol steps

If i saw whoever was holding up this outside the arena in Boston i would immediately buy them a beer and bowl of clam chowder

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If u hate Aaron Rodgers now, just wait until u see the retired from football version of Aaron Rodgers. Its gonna be brutal. Like really really bad

Imagine how stupid you have to be to think billionaires give a 💩about the working class.

When Hitler was surrounded and completely fucked he didnt have nuke codes to take down world with him. So he just took his own life. Wouldnt be the same with Trump and thats a scary thought

Hey lets keep repeating the same shit over and over. Clearly its working for us and gonna stop them

For the love of god #bluesky users, nobody gives a flying fuck how many followers u now have compared to your twitter account. I promise u