Sigh. This Mick Jagger sketch is why I (almost) never watch #TonightShow. Jimmy Fallon is sooo disappointing

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WTAF

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

Ag secretary confirming 1 in 4 US farmers has no fertilizer secured, American Farm Bureau survey says up to 70% can’t afford enough fertilizer for the season under the spiked costs Honestly shocked this isn’t bigger news. 25% of farms are just not planting at all this season. Farm bankruptcy up 46%

Wordle 1,781 3/6* ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Finally got to the Wordle before OH did it!

I really want to/don’t want to start a discussion about why I’m an atheist, but it’s just too “whiplash”

Let’s go Ninjas! Beat those Gritty Scumbags! #CanesvsFlyers 🏒

Sent to me by someone who has the FB still 😂🤣😂

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.

Sent to me by someone who has the FB still 😂🤣😂

I lived there then. I will never forget 🤬

On busy mornings, Sophie's window for dog walking is very small. Luckily, so is her dog.

Does anyone know who this is?

I’ve never been asked for ID at a restaurant. Where TF does he go to eat?

Olivia Rodrigo seems like she might be a really good singer, but her performance on SNL didn’t do her Justice. May have been the vocal mix, but I really couldn’t understand her vocals, which were a bit mushy. Probably SNL production’s problem. I’d like to hear her raw

Hey @mackaracka.bsky.social I’m now reading the third book of that series and it’s disappointing me. I’m only maybe 20% on but I’m not impressed. Nowhere near as good as the first one ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ or the second one ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I love love love this Impossible Girl. We found her when I needed her most. She is a silly, happy, puppy-like girl at 10 years old. She filled a big empty place in my heart. She will always be my baby. ♥️Clara♥️

It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck

"The US Supreme Court..has calculated that Magna Carta is cited in at least 160...cases since 1789, not least as the foundation of the principle that executive power is subject to checks and balances." A British King just rightly checked the entire Republican Party on the Floor of the House.

When a King and direct descendent of King George III has to remind the American government about the utmost importance of checks and balances, you know we're in deep trouble.

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

Oh #UglyDogs you are the best & sweetest friends!Thank you all for caring! I am fine. I'm having a flare up🔥 of all my OWL issues, so I've been dragging bottom. Not to worry, the South end of this northbound dragon shall rise again! I love you! 🌊🦭💚

Fellow #UglyDogs, emergency alert! Our friend @seakelpie.bsky.social seems to be seriously struggling tonight. Let’s all show her how much we love her!

Fellow #UglyDogs, emergency alert! Our friend @seakelpie.bsky.social seems to be seriously struggling tonight. Let’s all show her how much we love her!

The days when you would turn on your TV for good info on a breaking news event have never felt more quaint.

LET’S GO PENS! 🐧🏒

This is all so fucking fake. Even if it's real, it's fake.

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Anybody read any of this series? Sounds really interesting #Booksky #Uglydogs

So the Naked Emperor says what?

The European Union on Thursday approved a $106-billion loan package to help Ukraine meet its economic and military needs for two years, ending months of political deadlock. n.pr/4vOA1P6

By 1920, all state bars in the US permitted women to practice law. I was admitted to the bar in 1985, only 65 years later. Ladies, there are many legal rights that we have only recently gained. And we are not done yet. Not nearly done. Until we have real and full equality for every woman.

Who is the Designated Survivor these days? I’d really like to know

So the Naked Emperor says what?

I have to admit, I did (inadvertently) see the whole preface to the Steelers first round pick in the #NFLDraft and got goosebumps. You can take the girl out of #Pittsburgh, but you can’t take Pittsburgh out of the girl. Lifelong Steelers fan. #Renegade 😎

I never want to use the word “hate” towards any person, class of persons, countries, cultures, religions, political parties — with exceptions for serial killers, genocidal maniacs, fascists. I do feel unencumbered hate towards them. This includes the cretin voted into the highest office in the USA

Nobody understands the Shadow Docket

I never want to use the word “hate” towards any person, class of persons, countries, cultures, religions, political parties — with exceptions for serial killers, genocidal maniacs, fascists. I do feel unencumbered hate towards them. This includes the cretin voted into the highest office in the USA

The emergence of Kevin, who can find none of the nuts he buried but sees lots of seedlings.

Due to rising costs, Aardvark will be spelled with one A going forward.

Locked in his office, Pete Hegseth pours a sixth bourbon, giggles, and turns another page of the Atlantic.

Twirl!

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What enjoyment or enrichment would I gain from using AI to solve the Sunday crossword puzzle for me? These people underestimate human urge to complete a challenge on their own

Murph really hates storms

Two color print on wood! 🌸

Some GREAT news! Pippa’s urinalysis and Cushings tests came back negative! 🙏🏼🥰🐶