I am appearing on Bluesky to share a blog post about Forward Madison that I decided to write. Okay bye meerkatbang.substack.com/p/meer-rants...

Jay Tee Kamara jumping at Damià Viader like he's trying to dunk on a 5'9" tall basketball hoop www.reddit.com/r/USL1/comme...

Jay Tee Kamara jumping into Damià Viader like

Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...

Foot Golf with the Flock is now FREE! Register now and join us on Sunday at noon at Vitense Golfland! There will be multiple @forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social players in attendance, and prizes including FMFC merchandise and gift cards! The reg cap is now 60 people, but don't wait! Register below! ↓

Going through my grandma's computer for files to pass on to my mom (pictures, documents, etc.). For some reason, she had an internet shortcut to the Wikipedia page for Google+. And while I guess it could be because it was a Wikipedia link in general... why Google+?

Adding to my list of IRL side quests, I covered one of the semifinals of the National Amateur Cup yesterday! And boy howdy was it a humdinger of a match.

Me in 2025 and delayed, canceled, or re-routed flights, name a better combo. Legitimately, well over half my flights this year have fallen into one of those buckets, it's getting really old.

Not-so-positive news regarding former Forward Madison goalkeeper Raiko Arozarena.

My frustration with Forward Madison is reaching its tipping point. There need to be some changes, whether that's with players, tactics, or attitudes.

If One Piece is so good, then why don't they offer it at KFC

What in the sam hell is going on in Indianapolis right now

Some Forward Madison fan said sometime after the season opener loss in Naples, "I hope that by the end of May, Forward won't have lost another game and Omaha will be in last place," and the monkey's paw curled

Forward Madison FC: 1 (1.33 xG) vs Portland Hearts of Pine: 1 (0.53 xG) #MADvPOR | #UpTheGos | #heartsofpine | #USLLeagueOne | 🤖⚽

If waiting for a bus at Boston Logan International Airport after 1:30 AM when you were never supposed to be there in the first place doesn't sound like a fresh enough hell, then may I suggest that, with a 20+ minute helping of the airport testing its alarm system?

guys you gotta see this, there will not be a funnier goal in 2025

This happened within 20 miles of where I'm staying this weekend. It's been an eventful morning.

Charlotte Independence: 1 (1.01 xG) vs Forward Madison FC: 1 (0.81 xG) #CLTvMAD | #WeAreCLT | #UpTheGos | #USLLeagueOne | 🤖⚽

Stefan Lukic should be off right now. A horrible studs up tackle from behind on Garrett McLaughlin and he only gets a yellow. Forward Madison now lose our center striker for an extended period and we get nothing for it. #USOpenCup #USOC

@fotmob.com FYI, all your games for the second round of the U.S. Open Cup have the home and away teams switched www.fotmob.com/leagues/9441...

Not April Fooling! Forward Madison FC have signed proven playmaker, Damià Viader, for the 2025 Season! 🇪🇸 🤩 ⭐ 2022-24 Sacramento Republic FC 🦉 2021 Union Omaha 📰 Check out all of Damià's career highlights here: www.forwardmadisonfc.com/news/2025/04...

g+ GameFlow: USL League One Regular Season Richmond Kickers v Forward Madison FC on March 29, 2025. #RICvMAD ⚽️🤖

me when I perform a time-wasting masterclass

The funniest part of this clip is how completely unnecessary the backheel was. Like, he could've just passed it back to Michaud with a regular right-footed pass and it would've accomplished exactly the same thing

Our second round U.S. Open Cup match is A WEEK FROM TODAY! We're taking on FC Tulsa in our first ever home match against a USL Championship club, and we need you to show out! Don't miss this opportunity to catch what could be our first ever home cupset!

awaiting some top binns

Second round U.S. Open Cup matchups have been drawn. Forward Madison FC (@forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social) will host USL Championship side FC Tulsa (@fctulsa.bsky.social) on Wednesday, April 2nd at 6:30 PM at Breese Stevens Field.

Devin Boyce, when a ten-man amateur side scores:

That'll do, Mingos. That'll do. 🤝 🦩5-1🌲 | #MADvDFC #FMFC #FT #OpenCup #USOC2025 #goMAD

Open Cup, Round 1, Part Deux

In today's edition of "Former Forward Madison players you forgot existed that are playing in the Open Cup", Robert Screen just subbed in for Chattanooga FC in extra time

🚨 PRO-REL IS REAL 🚨 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

Hello from Lakewood Ranch! Here for Sarasota Paradise vs. FC Naples in the U.S. Open Cup! @opencup.ussoccer.com

The best breakfast airport food vouchers can buy

Going through security at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport was not high on my list of things to do today, or really on it at all, but here we are

All U.S. Open Cup first round matches will be broadcast on the U.S. Soccer YouTube channel. Links for Wednesday and Thursday matches, including for @forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social's match vs. Duluth FC, have not yet been posted.

Forward Madison FC signs Defender, Eddie Munjoma, on a 25-day contract, pending league and federation approval. 💪 📰 Read up on Eddie's career highlights here: bit.ly/4kJzp7T

Christian Chaney has signed with Charlotte Independence. Chaney leaves Forward Madison FC as the team's all-time leading goalscorer (23), tied for 6th in assists (6), and tied for 10th in most appearances (62). He was also tied for first with Derek Gebhard in total goal contributions (29).

Bell trained with Forward Madison through most of last season. Catch the next NDZ Live episode with FMFC Director of Soccer Ops Keith Tiemeyer to hear more about Laurie and what he brings to the team (as well as a ton more!). Released to Patreon subs tomorrow, all other platforms on Friday.

Gonna be a busy next week and a half... Sat 3/15: FC Naples vs. Forward Madison FC in Naples, FL Tue 3/18: Sarasota Paradise vs. FC Naples in Lakewood Ranch, FL (USOC) Thu 3/20: Forward Madison FC vs. Duluth FC in Madison, WI (USOC) Three games in six days, nearly 1250 miles between the three.

Preseason final: Forward Madison FC 2-2 Drake Bulldogs Scoring summary: 9' - MAD - McLaughlin GOAL (assisted by Gebhard) 25' - DRA - Kirsch GOAL (unassisted) 64' - MAD - Galindrez GOAL (assisted by Brown) 66' - FMFC - Murphy YEL 67' - DRA - Schrage GOAL (unassisted) 75' - DRA - Petrich YEL

Forward Madison will have their home match against Westchester SC on June 18th broadcast on CBS Sports Network. Additional matches may be flexed to CBS Sports Golazo.

Me, silently backseating a lady on the plane playing riichi mahjong who called pon when she's a tile away from all pairs:

Hold up, *what*

~0.5% of all wild nene are currently hanging out below my resort balcony

I am at a bar that is playing PBS Kids on one of the TVs and I'm not sure what to think about that

Hearing MMMBop on a classic rock station and I can feel my bones crumble to dust

We’ve been tracking this one for a while and now it’s official: Fort Wayne FC to join USL League One in 2026!

Breese Stevens Field is set to host USL W League Women's Soccer Showcase on June 1st! 🏟️