Nicholas Cage in Spider Noir... Oh dear. I think I figured out why Christopher Nolan won't call him back....

My alarm clock has fallen asleep.

It's so funny to me that people will drive 40 minutes away to save 20¢ on gas. Absolutely clueless to the fact that they are burning gas to get there and back, not to mention wear and tear and the wasted time. Anyway, I love being able to simply plug in my car overnight.

Hard at work. #BusinessCat

Watching Citizen Kane again. I think it's been 30 years. I didn't know enough about filmmaking or the world in general back then, but now I can truly appreciate what went into this movie and why it's so highly regarded.

Gas up the road is $1.87/L Coincidentally that's about as much as it costs me to charge up 100km range on my EV at night. Go figure.

The family bought me a new TV for my birthday. It's awesome! But one of my favorite features is that it has quick animations when it turns on and off that replicate an old CRT TV turning on.

Not to brag, but last night my cat woke me at 3am because he needed a very aggressive petting. The kind where he forces his head under my hand and if I don't rub his head hard enough he bites the most tender part of my arm...

Sharing a May 19th birthday with Malcolm X and Ho Chi Minh means the anti-imperialist energy today is off the charts. Anne Boleyn also made history today in 1536, though her radical dismantling of the system was a bit more literal and involved a French swordsman.

It seems that today is my birthday. I wonder what kind of wild and exciting adventures await.

Never high five an angry cat.

Adobe apparently doesn't make enough money already and has to charge more for their plans. I hope they end up losing money because of it. They'll certainly lose my money.

I finally get my new car tomorrow. My first #EV. Poetically, it's from the same dealership where I bought my first gas car 25 years ago.

The Simcoe County district school board has money to run commercials on Prime, apparently. Not sure why this is a necessary expense.

Forecast is calling for 99% chance of #EV on Friday.

youtu.be/mEUl4DThSwE?... Whenever this song comes on my playlist I can't help but sing the Hasan Piker outro song lyrics instead of the real ones... Chat, is that normal?

Not too many people with EVs in my neck of the woods. Every day when I walk the dog I play a little game I call "count the EVs" and so far my high score is 1.5. (plugin hybrids are a half point)

Since America isn't using their 25th amendment, do you think we can borrow it to get rid of Doug Ford?

We've had an induction stove for a number of years and every time I use it I'm amazed. Boils fast, but isn't hot to the touch. It's like magic. Definitely one of our better decisions in life.

Dogs are fun. #dogsofbluesky

I will be headlining #SketchOfTheImagination, a sketch/improv show next Thursday, April 30 at the Queens Hotel in #Barrie Ont. There are so many funny people in this show! #comedy #simcoecounty #crabpeople

I'd be great if it happened right now with all the press in the room. Just saying...

Pepper is one today! 🎂🍻🥰 #Dogsofbluesky

voting to conceal freedom of information requests is super fucked up. But Making it retroactive for 40 years is a neon sign advertising their hidden crimes. I wrote my MPP to congratulate her on her corruption and commend her for doing nothing helpful for anyone ever (except Doug Ford.)

Some of you post a lot of stuff and I don't know how you have the time to deal with all this stuff.

Did you know that I have a website where you can search thousands of vinyl records, CDs, DVDs and BR discs currently in stock with my distributor and order them for prices way less than most record stores? It's Canadian but I might consider shipping to the US if you're nice to me Smallpondrecords.ca

Math is just vibes now.

The guy who keeps saying it will happen soon says today is the day it will happen. as much as I hope that's true, I just somehow don't think it will happen. But oh man I hope it happens.

This week's Sunday morning movie... Seven Psychopaths. Which I think is about a small farming village that steals a shih tzu and hires a bunch a psychos to protect them from the owner.. but I could be mistaken. I could look it up I guess but..

Looking forward to a relaxing #caturday

Welcome to your life. There's no turning back... www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCd... #EcksteinsMonthOfMusic 🎼 #MusicChallenge 🎶

youtu.be/DYzY7-V5vxY?... #EcksteinsMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge

I love when you ask someone what time would be good for them to meet and they say "anytime" and then you suggest a time and they respond with "actually I'm busy at that time."

Top of the line Tabletop Cat with self cleaning feature.

Sure he looks cute, but you don't want to be around when the Velociraptor genes kick in. #dogsofbluesky

Today's villain. #caturday

My cat tried to blind me today. He caught his claw in my eyelid instead. Friggin hurts. Happy #caturday I guess.

Future Quest hosted by Jeff Goldblum in 1994 is on Tubi and it's a gem. Highly recommend. Currently watching the episode about virtual reality.

Look at this adorable troublemaker.

Eat your beans.

Never thought I'd be a dog guy, but Pepper changed that quickly. #dogsofbluesky

Today I learned that in Ontario it costs $59 for new license plates... and $110 for the police reminder to get new plates

Those who do not pick up their dogs shit, become the dog shit.

It's incredible the difference a good dog trainer makes.

I once hit a cop with a snowball when I was a kid. It was an accident. Was just throwing snowballs at other kids across the road and a cop happened to drive by. I didn't get investigated, just told not to do it in a stern voice.

If CBC is gonna do commercials so extreme like this I might have to forgo watching the Olympics.

Pickles are disgusting. I don't understand why people like them.

You're welcome here any time @nehoc.bsky.social

My email ended up on a list of record labels, so sometimes I get emails from bands who want me to sign them. Sometimes I wish I could. this band from Spain recently sent me their EPK and I'm really digging it! I wish I actually knew someone to help get them signed here. wearederiva.bandcamp.com