His face is an indescribable death-mask of greenish orange

1976: Freaky Friday 1986: The Karate Kid Part II and/or Little Shop of Horrors 1996: Fargo 2006: The Departed 2016: The Nice Guys

He's every bit as dumb as he looks

This commercial where Otani Shohei only says "MAMA" exactly the same way three times makes me laugh. 説明できないが、大谷翔平が「マ・マー」と言う度に笑っちゃう www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qltb...

"Uncertainty?" Fucking stupidity

We Are NOT Distracted Chump RELEASE ALL OF THE EPSTEIN FILES TODAY CHUMP.......

AMERICANS DO NOT SUPPORT THIS ILLEGAL, UNPROVOKED, AND UNNECESSARY WAR. Trump must be removed from office.

What exactly went wrong with Operation Valkyrie? Asking for a friend.

Colombian President Gustavo Petro:

War in Caracas? Release the Epstein files.

I have moved beyond calling it "slop" to calling it "caustic poison slop."

I mean, who wouldn't?

Fight for Justice💪🏽 it’s been long enough.

Had a free hour, got the super-secret ending

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Accused of Raping Same Female, Newly Exposed FBI Files Reveal okmagazine.com/p/donald-tru...

It hit me kinda hard today: I really like Metroid games, but I really DON'T like the first-person ones.

NEW: The Jack Smith deposition transcript is a devastating, point-by-point rebuttal to claims that the Trump prosecutions were “political,” as Smith details evidence of Trump’s crimes "beyond a reasonable doubt."

What a dumb fuck

Surprising? Hardly at all to me. Bombshell report reveals Trump sent young women from Mar-a-Lago to Epstein www.alternet.org/trump-jeffre...

I don't like it when people say "even a stopped clock is right twice a day." Because ONLY a stopped clock is ever EXACTLY right, but it's only exactly right for such an infinitesimally short moment, I'd rather just have a clock that's approximately right all the time.

Cute setup for KiKi KaiKai

New claims of Trump pursuing underage girls open.substack.com/pub/trumpfil...

With every second person on Earth posting about it, if Die Hard wasn't a Christmas movie before, it certainly is now.

Share a smile

I think I feel a Christmas miracle* coming on. *Livestream of ROR2 www.twitch.tv/JesseJaceTV

Beast run #ror2

Imagine still using Twitter.

So he's admitting that, if the United States somehow ceases to be (or is proven not to be) a Christian nation, it's God's will. No takebacks. God says He doesn't exist. This is the word of the Lord.

Post some fire

"Psst. You're unintelligent."

The #1 Movie When You Were 10 Years Old Is How Your 2026 Is Going To Go

Sometimes you really agonize over whether to buy something.

Baby don't you like my zombies youtu.be/CcDVtCvD4yE

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Getting ready to go live with Risk of Rain 2. I want to beat the final boss on monsoon difficulty and I can probably only do that with sacrifice and command artifacts turned on, so that's what I'm doing.

Cue Alex Jones bragging that he'd been having dreams about Rob Reiner.

I wish this jacket's pockets were deeper.

Do you like old video game instruction manuals? Well you're gonna. youtu.be/s1ohgoK4lQw

Dog Day Afternoon is a Christmas movie.

Can a video game movie ever be made by someone who knows what they're doing

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Join me on Twitch for more zombie dating tips twitch.tv/jessejacetv

Star Wars came out on May 25, not February 17. What are we doing

In Japan, the war on Christmas was won long ago by KFC.

Sometimes you just gotta sit down and re-watch It Follows (2014).

That's a weird way to misspell "Fancy Bitch"

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