Just had a good ass trip home

Never forget this

As an eagles fan and a hurts lover I feel like people saying hurts over cam is kinda crazy. Just feel like rings trumping everything in a TEAM sport is so dumb. Hurts performed better in both bowls for sure but like… cam ain’t never have a team like last years eagles

Moment of realizing you’re living l everything you manifested >>>>

Everything is collapsing but melee is fun so #balluptop

Forever

If Elon musk is our next president someone gotta take the L and nuke us. We simply gotta go

John Morales is whom I turn to during hurricane season and all those devastating storms ready to hit us in South Florida. I’ve trusted him for over 30 years! If he’s worried, I’m worried!

I been locked in on zomboid negl

I understand hating the story in the acolyte but niggas saying qimir vs the Jedi was trash is insane. Someone said every fight in the sequels was better and I almost threw a chair I hate Star Wars fans lmfaooo

Being able to tell ai writing is so exhausting. Some text generated ai stuff has such a boring cadence and if you write like that I’m gonna assume you’re an npc

2024 eagles being talked about as top 5 teams all time 🥹🥹

I hop on Facebook and they doing a versus battle between ms trunchbull from Matilda vs Madea and someone in the comments said Ms trunchbull “was the female brock lesnar before Brock lesnar could even Lesnar or Brock at all” I’m fucking crying

I swear some of ya'll be taking this shit way too seriously

Star Wars is frustrating because when it’s done right it really is so peak but it just misses the mark so much and it’s oversaturated

This legit would be my villain origin story cause clearly something went wrong for you to be playing in my face like that

“The thing that get me…. Is the way we strategize our obesity”

It’s a bountiful Patrick harvest this year

Look at my baby girl

I’m not sure I’m gonna say this correctly, but I think there are a lot of people confused how black people have been fairly … content with a lot of things. You have to understand, when you are shown at like 3 you DO NOT MATTER for most ppl, you learn very quickly how to fend for yourself.

Miraculous how my tongue was in somebody daughter ass not 7 hours ago and I didn’t flinch but I felt something solid while (accidentally) chewing the brown part of a banana and I almost threw up

Whoever came up with tobirama calling the uchiha ”uchiggers” ain’t seeing the pearly gates

I’m negl women that keep you fed are so elite… have yo ass eating good 😮‍💨😮‍💨

all this trauma and still no sharingan smh

*taps sign*

This is a direct result of the 2016 clown epidemic.

Frequency of car full of chickens could do some damage. Worst case scenario you might lose an eye. But you can also get ruthlessly efficient with that many reps… like the John wick of killing chickens. That gorilla gonna beat the brakes off you every time sword or not. Give me the chickens

nah this project m shit is serious get ready to die for it

I go through cycles of build up to everyone wanting me at the same like can we stagger ts

It’s so funny cause deadass having kids at 27 seemed “late” and now that I’m here whenever someone has a kid the initial gut response is always 😬😬😬 before the rational “oh it might actually be fine” thoughts come

Thinking back to in 2014 me and my highschool friends (some republicans) were talking politics and one of the republicans goes “I don’t see America lasting another 50 years.” We disagreed on a lot of stuff and we were only 16/17 but i think about that a lot cause bro was absolutely cooking

Ironically this was the episode that solidified it when her hair was down younger me was ready to risk it all

I’ll never forget I went to Chicago got a deep dish from a top rated pizza place. Split it with my boy pizza was like 35 dollars…. It was so ass 💔 we ain’t even finish it

My nieces (14/16) were calling me grampa gen z and they’re absolutely right cause no way we’re the same gen

I know this moment does rightfully get its flowers but Aizen stopping ichigo’s theme song with his finger really is so raw 🤣🤣🤣 nigga shut that whole shit up

All of the skill none of the aura

Being a dude funny cause a friend told me “yo you should move in my city you’d get so much ass” like you just say I’m cute my nigga? 😂😂

This is crazy cause if someone was reading for 3+ hours a day no one would bat an eye

Rewatching bleach so I can finally get caught up has been dope

Take one, pass it along.

I thought I was tripping 😮‍💨

I don’t think courage was a cowardly dog fr that shit was just genuinely terrifyingly scary😭

This makes me wanna do shrooms and dance

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“Damn it’s Thursday morning why ain’t any of yall at work??” - lmy ass in public, on a Thursday morning, not at work

No weapons all 25 of them are cooked I would say 25 250 pound men are also cooked but I could see a timeline where it’s pulled off. Problem is the gorilla can actually just one tap everyone so 10 people go down the problem gets worse. 150 pounds stands ZERO chance tho

This applies to friends too cause drinking on occasion is cool but I got mad people I had to distance myself from cause fuck yall drinking every day for! My liver can’t be around yall 😮‍💨