Good news, Rat fans. It's only 29c tomorrow

David Beckham looks sad. Feck him

Current look. String vest. Flat cap. Holding my power washer like a fathers for justice version of Charlton Heston, knowing a hosepipe ban is days away. Like someone who has had their bank holiday nosebag when the football season has ended.

www.instagram.com/reel/DYwFDbO... @cosmocatalano.bsky.social is the greatest in the game when it comes to breaking down bike races. TNT/HBO hanging a rider out to dry so thr Giro bans him. Not a good look.

Anyone comparing Spurs and Arsenal should remember that someone called Money-Coutts wrote a piece about being an Arsenal fan

How many of the team that started, will still be at Spurs in August?

Get it fukin up youse! #COYS

Someone tell Vicario to sit down and get out of the way.

Spence putting his body on the line #COYS

Got myself a new toy. From Cyprus BBQ in Leeds. The video is showing a skewer turning over hot coals. It is cooking via indirect heat.

Shows where Spurs are that folk seem OK with Porro pushing up top. Anything better than Kolo Muani

I'm a Spurs fan, it is what it is. I just find it hilarious that some of the media are portraying Arsenal's league win as a return from the wilderness. Propped up by an area of the city, even in the dark times. They should have won the league every year for the last four or so. What is going on?

Oakley Meta's tagline for their pervert specs is "What you can no longer film, you can now simply watch". That makes them sound even worse.

You can't just keep selling sports off without ensuring they are free to air, then complain they are not free to air when your team is in the final..

Off to the seaside, so busting out this new Adidas t-shirt with the Ciao mascot logo from the 1990 World Cup. Ciao was a stick man with a football for a head. Body, arms and legs are all blocks designed like the Italian flag

Support the Blueskiers you like to follow.

I hope you all pre-ordered your copies of @emmasouthon.bsky.social's Servus? I see Audible has delivered mine. Can't wait to jump in.

Just saw a deer on King Alfred Field in Moortown, Leeds. Where do "urban" deer come from/go to? The field and wood is flanked by a dual carriageway and another busy road.

I think I know about three Trans people. No idea how many non-binary as it doesn't come up that often. Why, therefore, is it headline news most days that someone just needs a small space to have a slash? Likewise, I bet some of my family came to England in a boat. Are all small boats our enemy?

Just checking my understanding of the Southampton situation. A man stood on A patch of ground anyone can, and filmed a perfectly visible training session? Surely if this goes to court it would be thrown out.

The reaction to this is typical. You need to use voice mode in Gemini. Which you then use in Gmail. If you don't currently use voice modes in Google products, you won't use this.

Josh Widdicombe will present, podcast and crowd work strictly as part of the BBC ploy to keep him off of other TV shows. Might have a fiver on Rob Beckett and Romesh being on the next series.

If someone phones you on the bus, simply ask if it is urgent. If not, tell them you will call back. If yes, get off the bus and carry on with the call.

First Bus sending a single decker during rush hour

When your goals are out of reach

If he had just taken the Saints and Greavsie League Cup and not done anything, he would now have a flourishing Simod Cup as well.

If I buy one of those €1 in Nowhere Near Anything, Sicily - do I have to declare it, or can I just hide out there?

Whoop pushing the Tadej ads in the month Fitbit Air comes out. Doubt that is a coincidence when targeting the FKW cyclists #Cycling

Is Alonso trying to destroy his management career?

The utter fascination with cosplaying a Frankish army, draped in the Genoa flag is utterly bizarre. Was this really a thing before people started going on winter cricket tours?

Everyone loves a Tango, but there really is something pleasing about seeing the FA Cup final and a Mitre Delta

Sturridge and Micah as Dreadward?

3-0 defeat to Celtic for pitch invasion

Scott Brown without hair: I'm gonna boot you into that stand. Scott Brown with hair: Here's what I learnt from Hearts' revival that I will apply to B2B sales

Keeper with holes cut in his socks. #GamesGone

Buy this. Who knows, if enough people buy this and the last book, Christina might branch out into cosy crime set in a comedy club or grey, council office setting 😉

'tic v Jam Tarts. What's going to be your favourite conspiracy theory today @deathofbuckley.bsky.social ?

Dear @janinegibson.ft.com. I like to get my juices going for a day of cleaning and arguing with the kids, by reading FT mens fashion or HTSI. Can you please pass on my compliments to the gentleman who is recommending double breasted for SmarCaj in the office. It was the perfect pick me up

Them: Here is a list of books BlueSky: it's the wrong list. Those are the wrong books. Why have the people who voted not included my favourite book.

Zac Galifianakis's "This is a Gardening Show" on Netflix is just lovely. It has funny, farmers, passion and kids being interviewed by a massive kid. What's not to like.

Me: I want to go out with the dogs, have a coffee and a decent pastry. Also me: urgh, fecking park runners up in my coffee shop!

I am now the kind of person/parent who goes to the gym while I wait for the kids to get out of scouts. At 9pm on a Friday. I used to be fun

Andrew L Jackson.

TIL that Americans say prescient as "preshunt"

Another Friday of sobriety. Another long old week being rescued by double strength squash.

Me: When I am on my third gelato of the day

Just read that Spaghetti House are shutting down. Where are tourists going to eat now?

Currently learning about The Anonymous Cosmographer of Ravenna. Why was that an option for me at career's day?

People I have followed for years on Instagram, tend to have a habit of reposting stuff Matt H@ig. It is so distressing. They are good people

If you are currently anywhere near LinkedIn, DHSC is going hard on the waiting list thing - might just be that "the numbers are in" or it could have been planned comms push.