Absolutely nobody~ Kyle Rittenhouse~

James Comey has been keeping busy waiting for his upcoming trial.

Attention all news media: A news conference updating the condition of Rudy Giuliani will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, 7339 State road, Philadelphia, PA tomorrow at 8:00am. All media personnel are required to proceed through security screening at the dildo shop across the parking lot

“Hillary wants to abolish - essentially abolish - the Second Amendment. By the way, and if she ..If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people - maybe there is. I don't know”~ Donald Trump Here’s hoping you reap the fucking whirlwind, asshole.

How bad was Donald McFondled’s SOTU Festivus speech? I couldn’t watch. I didn’t feel like risking getting E. Coli from a tv broadcast.

Fucking idiot.

BREAKING: Greg Bovino’s team have put an air tag on him in case radical leftists abduct him. They’re worried folks, keep up the protests!

Republicans talking about how little money you need to eat when they should be talking about how little billionaires are being taxed.

Me~ “that damned cat sprayed the cover on the Blackstone, right in front of me too!” Wife~ “Woah! That’s rude!” Me~ “Don’t worry, I pee-washed it off” Wife~

Jake Paul be like..

Wife~ “I think I have a cold” Me~ “Dear God, is it a man cold?!!” Wife~ “No I think it’s just a regular cold” Me~

Donald Trump will initiate “military incursions” into Venezuela to distract from the Epstein shitstorm.

BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson says House will vote next week on whether to release Epstein files, right after the first annual DOJ Bonfire.

Imagine a world where, on day 15 of a government shutdown, everyone in congress would lose 2% of their pensions per day, and if it went a full month, they would start PAYING the federal government 2% of their pensions every day? Either shit would get figured out or people would resign.

Trump’s healthcare plan in one picture

The people who said the COVID lockdowns were adversely affecting children seem quite indifferent to canceling the SNAP benefits that gives them the nutrition they need to learn in school

Trump’s going to make Sham Blondie find a reason to indict George Soros isn’t he?

When you’re MAGA, you’re expected to pray every by exposing your donut to the south, Mar a Lago to be specific.

@nothoodlum.bsky.social Hoodie you’re in the big leagues bro! Almost a quarter million followers! Don’t forget your old Hounddog when you’re rich and famous! 😊

Charlie Kirk is dead but lo and behold, Jimmy Kimmel was canceled and has arisen three business days later. 🤔

Me when I saw all the “Kirk dead” headlines and found out it wasn’t Shatner.

From your lips to God’s ears, Chuck.

Q: Does Putin know the contents of the Epstein Files? A: Yes. Q: Does this give him profound leverage over Trump? A. Yes. Absolute leverage. Q: How do we neutralize Putin's advantage? A: Release the entire Epstein files. Now.

So they haven’t caught the guy and you don’t have a ton of leads? Maybe sending all your federal law enforcement agents to help ICE and dismantling the JTTF and firing the head FBI field office for political reasons wasn’t the best idea.

Elizabeth Warren on people who say that the Dems need to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he has posted and every ugly word."

I’m struggling with so many emotions tonight. Indifference…disinterest…apathy…aloofness….

Reminder that no one called for flags to be flown at half mast after the assassinations of Melissa and Mark Hortman, their dog & two other political targets by a right wing nutjob. Also that today's victim felt your loved ones were expendable to preserve his 2nd Amendment rights Image

…and fuck you too, Alex. Fuuuuuck you.

The important thing to remember here is that “thoughts and prayers” should be enough. If you’re one of those people who seeks biblical answers for everything, I’d suggest reading Matthew 26:52. Now let’s just move on…

Judging by the shamefully opportunistic & politicizing rhetoric of some rightwingers on Twitter, & their cynical use of Charlie Kirk’s horrific murder for political point scoring, it’s almost as if Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman wasn’t murdered by a Trump-voting MAGA maniac just 12 weeks ago.

RFK Jr and Trump~ “You are smart to let your immune system handle viruses and diseases instead of relying on vaccines, now come to our rallies, and bring your wallets!” MAGA~

I think we should start calling Mar a Lago “Club Ped”.

Dear #MAGA: If you know Trump hates Democrats and you heard him say he “loves the poorly educated”, who do you suppose he was talking about?

Remember the time that soulless, dead inside loser was paid to pretend Trump’s balls hadn’t been someplace that they obviously were. (No not Trump’s caddy, I’m talking about Pam Bondi)

Stop the cover up.

When you supported a pedophile, misogynistic con artist and and the afterlife finds you in a purgatory paddy wagon with Rush Limbaugh and Hitler…

I could be right, I could be wrong It hurts so bad it's been so long Mama, I'm coming home…

@hopeforukrain.bsky.social As a 🇨🇦, I’m more than willing to send a portion of my tax dollars to Ukraine to see the obliteration of Putin’s war machine. Fuck Putin, Slava Ukraini!

I’m not a fancy dancy political analyst but here’s my take: in a true democracy, a president or prime minister is under the employ of every citizen in the country. The office of the president can only be respected if that respect is earned. He’s just an employee at the end of the day. Remember that

If you truly don't think Donald Trump is hiding his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, you have a profound need to improve your ability in assessing human behavior. Said another way – you've been conned many times regarding highly significant matters, and you will be again. And again. And again.

My Doctor~ “Do you drink alcohol?” Me~ “a few… on the weekends” Me on a weekday evening~ “Alexa, play blinding lights by The Weeknd”