That was some epic set-piece defending there, Canada.

WHAT IS HE DOING????

That's never a red card. Awful decision.

BREAKING: Joe Pasquale must now use women's toilets

In the news: bloke fancies girls that he thinks are 16 but he has to double check just in case they're actually children. Cool.

This might be the most addictive game I've ever played. Better than the actual World Cup. 7a0.com.br/en/play?mode...

Rosemary's Baby's Day Out

What's the point? What could he buy that he can't already buy now?

For my last ever meal I just want a plate of those bits between freshly baked bread rolls that you can peel off the side when you separate them.

I know he saved one but Raya seemed to dive way too early every time whereas Safanov waited and waited for Eze's silly run-up and caused him to panic.

Ref's wife left him for an Arsenal fan

If Arsenal win this then they should re-record their Hot Stuff cover.

Havertz!!!

Piero Hincapiē in a few hours:

There are no afternoon beer garden games in the World Cup. The closest we get is a couple of 5pm group games. Shambolic stuff.

The 'panic' around Lia Thomas was about creating a target people could point at while demanding exclusion. So much of what people “know” about Lia comes from manufactured outrage and years of misinformation repeated without context. We commissioned this comic to break down the actual story. 1/2

Dug a massive hole in the garden on the hottest day of the year

Nuno's stock was higher than it's ever been but he threw his toys out the pram because he couldn't have Adama Traore and got himself sacked. Now he's been relegated after finally getting Traore - who's been shite btw - and will be lucky to ever work in the Prem again. #nffc

Relegate Everton if they ruin this for us all

Now go and buy Hayden Hackney #nffc

Congratulations Middlesbrough on being the first team to be knocked out of the playoffs in back-to-back games.

Got my kid a phone and really enjoyed finding 129 unread messages in the 6 WhatsApp groups she's created that each includes the same people

Just go bald, my dude. It's fine. But don't keep those side bits.

We've had the first "don't walk your dog on hot pavements" post of the year on the local Facebook group. Summer is here!!!

Thomas Tuchel becomes the first England manager to pick a squad without using his eyes.

Half expecting Adam Johnson to be in this England squad

Jamie Theakston is in the England squad?!

There was a bloke in a Villa shirt at Rock City last night watching the game on his phone. What kind of shit fan can't skip a DMA's gig to watch his team win their first trophy for 30 years?

John Fashanu (John F'shaaarnu)

It feels inevitable that someone on the right (Mike Parry) is going to latch onto the green poop graph

Semenyo is ridiculous

If this game finishes a draw then it should be a rollover and next year's winners should get 2 trophies #facupfinal

Don't think I've ever cared less about an FA Cup final. Didn't even know it was happening today.

Come on Hearts! 🙏

I urge Spurs to set out their departure timeline from the Premier League

Leeds are ruining the fun

Slightly increase a band Pink Eye Floyd

1) I call bullshit 2) if true, fuck that school for not booking a terp in the first place

All West Ham from now on aren't we? #nffc

The reds are staying up!!!

I now have a Reform councillor, and I've decided I'm going to be a thorn in his side and make him fucking work and you all need to help me so please provide suggestions on what I can write to him about x

The good thing about being PM is if you're fantastically unpopular all you need to do is say "right, that's it, let's have a reset!", and everyone that hates you goes "fair fucks, I thought I hated you, but if you've decided to have a reset I'll look at you afresh with an open mind".

Oh god, we're fucked

Anyone know of any companies that can repair an overton window?

Jair Cunha is not a right back

Kompany missed the goal because he still on the door, turning away fans for wearing trainers

Well played Arsenal. Fully deserved that.

Donnarumma, just shave it lad

Some finish that