Thank fuck that's over #nffc

Just been to Tesco's and all the food has gone anti-woke, with PROTEIN plastered all over the packaging. The libs being owned by chicken soup.

That's the shittest bicycle kick that's ever bobbled into the net

That's never a penalty

Mad game this!

That's my secret Santa present sorted

Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon

Someone shared a thing about Clare's Law on our local FB group but they ended up deleting it because loads of blokes were in the comments crying sexism because men suffer domestic violence too. Proper arseholes.

Kalimuendo's really deserved that. Looks so much sharper tonight #nffc

Liverpool will be fine once Isak comes back from his strike

The grown-ups in charge are grown-upping again

Watching The Hack and Dougray Scott absolutely nailing the Gordon Brown jaw drop. Mesmerising stuff

I will once again not be taking part in Whamageddon because Last Christmas is an all-time banger and I will happily listen to it on loop.

This man is nearly 60

Anfield is really starting to become a fortress for Forest

Slot's shit isn't he?

Winning at Anfield isn't for everyone 😂

VAR shit decisions against Forest are so back

Loving this for Nathan Jones

Chelsea are gonna throw this game

i love rereading a post i’m writing and then telling myself “literally no one gives a shit” and delete the draft

They're going to hide all the worst stuff by saying it's 'under ongoing investigation' aren't they?

They've got a Tom Wambsgans bust at Chatsworth House. Pretty cool.

Are we sure chocolate teapots don't work? Has anyone actually checked?

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

Phew! So many positives from that. Hutchinson brilliant when he came on, Sangare best player on the pitch in the first half. #nffc

I have just been to my 2nd Yorkshire wedding where tea & coffee was not served after the food. What the fuck

Now we're talking...

We haven't scored in the Premier League for 448 minutes #nffc

We look every bit a bottom 3 side #nffc

Watford? More like WTFford

Lol

Pretty shocking that Charlotte Church has been pretending to be Welsh this whole time

I can't think of a manager that I want to prove everyone wrong more than Sean Dyche. He's done incredibly well in tough circumstances and ignored by big clubs basically because he looks like Phil Mitchell and has a voice like an '80s printer. #nffc

Thank Christ for that. Hopefully we can just forget this ever happened #nffc

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After a good first half, we will probably concede 5 now #nffc

@homelandgov.bsky.social your boss shags cheesy wotsits.

Alan Carr looks like a little old lady in that gown. Like the Queen at Balmoral #TheTraitors

We've scored 7 goals from 99 shots since Ange took over #nffc

I read the first 2 books in this series before I knew the witch was the author. Book 1 was a bit meh, but thought it might improve. It did not. The 2nd book was unreadable shite and the characters were all terrible.

After 25 years of driving, today I have achieved something new...closing the boot door on my nose

In a straight fight between the greens and reform, I reckon farage would get twatted. Leave the centrists to their death spiral into irrelevance and hop on the Polanski train!

Maybe, but at least they'll be getting laid.

Make a band singular. Echo and Zero Bunnymen.

That was horrible but we just needed that game out of the way. Give minutes to the new boys at Swansea on Wednesday and then pummel the Dingles next weekend #nffc

every time you hear someone try to launder false goodwill for a fascist like Charlie Kirk when talking about his death, please think of this.

Moldova? Rolled over more like

How shit are Serbia though?