This man clearly doesn’t hear the Polar Express bell anymore

Socko may or may not have applied to a job above his weight class but darn it you never know if you don’t apply

SPIRITS COME THROUGH SWIM UP TO MY HEAD MAKE OLD THINGS NEW ITS A LITTLE BIT HEAVENLY A LITTLE BIT SICK

Bruce Baby Hang up the cowl They got hell demons in Gotham

Socko is about to become more insufferable

Feliz Bisexual Day 🦕

SOCKO LOVES YOU FAT BITCHES

Socko loves you Fellow autists!

Wife socpreeety :))

These assholes really gonna have to make Socko watch Jimmy Kimmel

Socko is wondering if Hardy is gonna take 30-06 off his set list for a while

“White people have no culture.” Try again sweetie.

Socko thinks Channing Tatum is a good actor

And Socko’s coming for you Ric Flair, baby

Politicians nowadays are banning porn When Socko’s in office, porn will not only be unbanned, but all peoples over the age of 18 must have a mandatory 1 hour minimum goon sesh a day. #SOCKO20208

I’m a degenerate… and I’m proud!

Jack Daniel’s New No. 8

Socko would kill someone to try Jollibee

Alexa clown farting in balloon porn

Watched Superman 11/10

Socko has awoken He is unwell.

Socko likes to think if they were real, Sonic and Mario would be the equivalent of 90’s child actors who hated each other but while Mario kinda kept his shit together Sonic didn’t and crashed out a bit (Sonic 06 era) but got sober when he reconnected with Mario and now they’re friendly rivals

Mississippi We have the money to give Bezos a 100% tax break Yet we can’t give school kids food through the summer

Mono made Sockscalibur Give Mono money

Socko Is My Passion

Socko and Mexicans have a lot in common. Like eating tacos for breakfast Wink

If socko ever does a karaoke stream, he’s doing all Nickleback

You open a dungeon chest and inside is Socko!

ZE NAILS ZEY ARE NIEN INCHES

Socko had to pull out the Stern Teacher Voice today Like, 5 times Socko is glad he’s taking Monday off. He needs a long weekend.

Socko’s killed @thisisgoblin.bsky.social

Sock of the morning. Socko has finally finished his lil project Socko hopes u enjoy And maybe Just maybe Put you into the Halloween spirit early youtu.be/ThNO-Wtabgo?...

Sock of morning Aaaaaaaaa

Gyms should have a guy in the corner just fucking shredding on a guitar

If Socko was a bajillionare, socko would have a room of car seats with different flavor car seat belts

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS (safely)

For all his faults, Babe Ruth lived the fucking life. All dude did was eat steaks, smoke cigars, and hit hot steamy piss missile dingers centerfield

Socko has nothing but respect for lesbians. Socko loves you lesbians.

Who’s up trying to lampoon some manpoon tonight

SOCKO’S OFF HIS MEDS THIS IS THE REAL SOCKO /jk Socko just forgot his meds today but will take them tomorrow

Socko really wants to try a Pokémon nuzlocke but the twist is Socko’s in chastity until he becomes champion Thoughts Lactation Nation?

God can you imagine being sentenced to death by drowning in the Kool-Aid Man? Thats how Socko wants to go out.

BODY ON BODY IM NAUGHTY NOT EVEN SORRY

Smoked too hard Dying Goodbye

Goth Tinkerbell

You know Socko’s not too far from Tennessee Wonder if Socko can go up there a steal a tank

Socko is cooking something And it involves VOICE ACTING

Socko put suicide doors in the Ford Fiesta

Socko is crawling back to Adobe. Gimp and DaVinci don’t do it for Socko. Feel free to fling poop at Socko.