Hold space for this fart

Gay Socko from Planet Gay Socko

Socko loves it when socklings use AI to write their assignments for them Don’t even attempt to cover the fact they used ai so it makes it easy to fail them.

The only medically grade non-drowsy heroin on the market

A Dr. Peppy was left on top of the vending machine A gift from the gods

[REDACTED DUE TO THREATS AGAINST THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT] Thats what Socko thinks anyways

“You’re going to make ten general, broad ideas for a game that should fit a sentence each.” “So can we use existing games?” These children refuse to be creative and it irks Socko

Yeah one butthole burrito, extra ass sauce and a poop shake

Thinkin about watching all of the great actor, Stanley Tucci, films A Tucci-Thon if you will

Big Lock is trying to recruit Socko Socko needs to run

Socko wants to hear Gordon Ramsey say “big booty Latinas”

Socko’s a Headmaster But not in the educational sense

Boujee Tiny Tim Me leg may not work, by me money sure does

Need to coif the pubes

Listen A raw chicken looks pretty fuckable

Skillet’s Hero but over a trap beat

Still farting

Can’t stop farting

FINAL PAM HAS RETURNED TO US

Socko’s favorite thing about the Chainsaw Man movie is that people who’ve never interacted with Chainsaw Man up until that point being surprised that it gets worse for Dennis

Sock

Socko secretly looks forward to the day where he can retreat to his grandsockfsther’s forest shack

Doing some research on how wanting to grab onto the shower rod while you’re pissing reminds early men of pissing while holding onto a tree branch as monkeys

Mood

“Craving Captain D’s Seafood?” …no DoorDash. No Socko isn’t.

Socko went to a Round Robin Tennis Tournament and was disappointed by the lack of fat bird women

LaBaron is dead Join Socko next time on A Sock at Love

Honestly Guro is probably one of the tamest things Socko’s whacked it to

Steamy weenie beanie machiney

Trans friendos Socko has learned info that he needs verified During bottom surgery do you actually get to choose the size of your wang?

Really need to figure out how to do that Analog Anti-Horror idea Socko had

Holy shit and Devil Wears Parada 2 announced? This been a good day

Socko wonder if the Cube can fit up his Sockhole

TLDR

Ngl getting actually emotional thinking about Godzilla Minus One

Socko’s sorry to get emotional It’s just m Thinking about all the people that won’t get to experience Socko eating their hole gets to him

Socko doesn’t know how to spell it but he does know where the clitosaurus is

Call Socko an Industrial Cardboard Compactor the way he’s crushing box

Socko still doesn’t know how to spell clitouriois

Saw furry porn of a penis (with a vagina parasite in the piss slit) fuck their own nipple (also with a vagina parasite) Everyday, Socko is outclassed by furry porn artists

SOCKO UNDERGROUND SOCKO UNDERGROUND HE MADE A VOW THE CLITORIS WILL BE FOUND

You wanna be Friends with Socko Socko wants you To pay him five dollars

TANGLE AND WHISPER ARE GETTING ADDED TO CROSSWORLDS THERE IS NOW A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF SURGE BEING ADDED

Microsoft is calling Socko out

The burger came onto Socko first

Socko can be Gooner Slop if you want

2 piece / 3 piece bands are always 10/10 Chevelle, Loveless, TOP, White Stripes 10/10

Sock of the morning The socklings are whiffing their presentations they’ve had a week to do but Socko has already mentally prepared for it Spaghetti

Socko fears the day the clitorus looks for us