CBS News, America's newest place to C... BS news — Nikki Glaser is a genius.

The 'give ice qr codes' thing reminds me of when Sarah Everard was murdered by a real policeman using his real police id to kidnap her, and the police & gvt made out the solution was to have a helpline to check that the person bundling you away was a real policeman (as the murderer was)

babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel

CBS News, America's newest place to C... BS news — Nikki Glaser is a genius.

Many of you won't be surprised to know that Morrissey's new single is ridiculously bad. /cc @snig.bsky.social

The fetishization of my accent is something that shouldn't bother me as much as it does.

She’s also married to Boris Johnson’s brother

Bwahahaha... bsky.app/profile/roge...

My mate Lorenzo was recruited by a UK company from his home in Rome to come work as a qualified nurse at the Manchester Royal Infirmary. Every night shift he suffered abuse from the people that he was treating. Being told to go back to his country whilst cleaning vomit, blood & shit was normal.

Many of you won't be surprised to know that Morrissey's new single is ridiculously bad. /cc @snig.bsky.social

Bluesky rule to live by

In today's news I got hacked on Instagram. No sweat, situation averted. I need to get out of meta!

Epstein files. Don't forget.

"Haters are fans on a bad day" I love LA

Stephen Miller puts mayo on everything.

I'd call it alarming, but the alarms have been off for a while now and people tuned out.

I'd call it alarming, but the alarms have been off for a while now and people tuned out.

Stephen Miller puts mayo on everything.

OK, whatever this work thing is, let's do it.

What everyone is thinking, in a single skeet

Imitation is the most artificial form of intelligence.

What everyone is thinking, in a single skeet

First film of the year: 'One of them days' very good, well written and a good intro to AAVE. Fun

The ratio of the number of people that go out of their way to ask me for advice to the number of folks that do not follow the advice is 1:1. I'm chilling. They come to me. I say things. Zero action.

First film of the year: 'One of them days' very good, well written and a good intro to AAVE. Fun

Happy new year blueskiers ✨📯🕺

My tomato obsession took on a new level. I ordered some Murice from Spain, am chuffed /cc @paulburley.bsky.social @kavey.bsky.social

The new Knives Out is on youtube free to watch! youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?...

The new Knives Out is on youtube free to watch! youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?...

The most important factoid of the month.

I left my partner unattended at the post office, and they sent something to their friend via #EVRi Another parcel that would never be received or recovered!

Me thinking about the future.

"Haters are fans on a bad day" I love LA

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Jimmy Kimmel’s Christmas message to the Brits. youtu.be/PqTPV6Fr7xg?...

Happy Christmas bluesky folks!

Me thinking about the future.

We're trying to stop something that's already happening in our country. My whole life I was told to worry about fascism coming back.

Different music, 24/7. vonradio.live Let me know your thoughts ✨

When I say Britain takes Christmas very seriously people don't quite get it. This is, by the way, a tiny village, not a massive town or city. There are 10s of 1000s of these across the country.

Perfect

Is Santa Tell Me by Ariana Grande based on Baby Baby by Amy Grant? Asking for a nerd.

Celebrity deaths rarely affect me but I've been thinking non-stop about Rob Reiner, his wife and their son. Quite a shocking story.

Very helpful signage #Argos

Any Shattered Pixel Dungeon player here?

Very helpful signage #Argos

@discogsofficial.bsky.social your new app design is atrocious. It's not accessible, hard to read and impossible to identify buttons and clickable areas. I need to do 5 clicks to see my orders, 1 click on the web or the old app. Please rollback, there's no shame in admitting a mistake.

We all knew about David Walliams, even people disconnected from the industry. What took so long?

Is Santa Tell Me by Ariana Grande based on Baby Baby by Amy Grant? Asking for a nerd.

We all knew about David Walliams, even people disconnected from the industry. What took so long?