funniest part is gonna be when i wake up sober then run a couple miles to the same album on repeat. smth wrong with me 🥰

necessary chores < falling asleep very high + listening to the same album on repeat

i do enough drugs to fw lacan but not, i fear, quite enough to fw freud

sick based objectively correct opinions (facts) stated on all of my social media tragically do not reflect the views of my boring cringe objectively wrong employer

the thousands of lines of unnecessary code + dozens of spreadsheets which would exist if not for the self-limiting nature of my stim consumption... it's like a sea of unborn children out there

one day i'll master landing a stim comedown + then i'll be virtually unstoppable. google sheets hates to see me coming.

idk abt u guys but i personally have no intention of giving up the phantasmic object that i believe will suture desire. open to crit tho

i have to post here again certain hot people are interested in witnessing my past crashouts

queerbaiting the minecraft movie is actually the funniest thing anyone has ever done

taking suggestions for new compulsions-- tryna mix things up -- uninterested in the stove one but all else is fair game

the fact that reassurance makes obsessions worse is evil actually. pure fucking evil. i will still be reassuring myself though

the art of timing my airport benzo so i'm not so fucked that i struggle to get through the boarding pass check (inconveniencing employee) but also will be fucked enough that i don't have a panic attack when we take off (inconveniencing employee)

the issue is that my primary job + my extremely time-sensitive school obligation is to write papers but i keep getting side tasks of Puzzles to Solve in R which are like little balls filled with catnip for me. woke up at 8am thinking of how i'm gonna recode some tinuvin samples.

totally content with mere yearning guys completely + totally content with admiring from afar i am normal abt everything that has ever been said to me

not to be controversial but i was not even a little sad when agamemnon died. prick

the problem with "imposter syndrome" is some of u rlly are imposters + i would like that to be reflected on

all that i'm saying is i think i could draw on the ftir really well. not sure how this would work maybe some elaborate cutting agent work but i could draw a heart i know it. i know it in my heart i could draw it. plz fund my efforts

but you see the thing is i DON'T know why i am the way i am. i CAN'T stop staring at the ceiling fan + spinning out over things that haven't happened. half a mind DOES keep the other second guessing. there IS something in the static + i think i HAVE been having revelations.

need to get some interests that aren't deeply morbid bcuz explaining my taste in music + television + film + books to ppl who like to be happy is humiliating. also maybe i should try copying ppl who like to be happy.

the upside of regularly forgetting i am loved is regularly remembering that i am loved 🥰

in your relation ship who has the ocd and who has the bipolar disorder

Caroline Ellison sentence reduced so she gets out on my wife’s birthday 2026 😌 now thats a woman we need to put in the public eye

maybe if they didn't want me to compulse they should have made compulsions less anxiolytic hmm???

maybe i have ocd bcuz i consumed too much media as a child where the protagonist had hidden clairvoyance + small but significant super powers outside of their control.

Am I Based, God? It's Me, Elon

"friendship bread" was like some middle-aged women saw The Ring + thought "what if i did this to all my friends but with sourdough"

having a crush at 26 is humiliating like i might as well be doing homework- oh wait i still have that too >_<

Look at what was taken in “sweeps” of homeless encampments. projects.propublica.org/impact-of-ho...

we're at the stage of the family visit where i have to explain, again, the "meaning" behind each of my 9 tattoos

i think there are two types of autism: airport best experience of your life or airport extrahelldimensionpain

going through a little saw trap of my own trying to download saw ii director's commentary on boston logan public wifi

when i'm playing console games in bed my dog is playing a different, undisclosed game called "how much of the screen can i block with my dumb body"

was not (but probably should have been) expecting nosferatu 2024 to be so indiscriminately horny

12 hours until my whole family is making fun of me

does anyone else's tiktok algorithm think their obsessions/compulsions are like. hobbies you want to see more of. like "hey we heard you're really into dying animals + dead family members + car crashes + parasitic infections"

it turns out an iud can affect your MOOD which like. guys i was already so at my limit i rlly may be fucked here

also need to rewatch every saw movie including the ones which are so bad they made me physically ill. this will give me new forms of trauma which PEMDAS cancel out the other ones

my mental health has not been thriving this holiday season but i just woke up hungover at 1am + i think remaking my 2013 amv of lawrence + adam from saw set to taylor swift's "haunted" would possibly fix me

coworker who suggested i be neutered also suggested a lobotomy. still looking into which one makes the most sense to do first

TIL people are still doing "let people enjoy things" discourse. No. We tried that and look where it got us. Enjoyment is now centralized under tight controls and the Committee for Enjoyment has everything running nicely. If you missed this memo that's on you

can't believe conor oberst cowrote "savior complex" + marshall vore cowrote "ICU". fleetwood mac ass behavior i could NEVER

god let me never see or be seen by ryan reynolds again

trying to motivate myself to finish my finals in the library but there's a children's group singing "old mcdonald had a farm" + adding, may i just say, an unnecessary amount of animals given the state of this economy

grading takes sooo long... my biopolitics professor is actually a genius sending us all voice memos instead like. if i could just get these kids on the phone + tell them to stop breaking the fourth wall + pass them all i'd be content

i think cillian murphy should play a dyke in 28 years later so i can finally be right about something for once in my fucking life

help how do i edit post i misspelled PROFESSOR... red alert yall they are never giving me that degree now 😞

me grading on benzos, having lost my concerns as to how the professir will respond to my student comments: anyWay, really appreciated your analysis of racialized capitalism here but think you need to rethink your suggestion of further regulation at the state level due to white supremacist state 😭

got kicked out of the library while trying to write this fuckin methods paper because there was a GAS LEAK??

my coworker was right i do need to be neutered

if it turns out this guy used The 4 Hour Work Week to free up time for this assassination we will formally issue a correction on our episode