Name them shame them

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend

Holy shit

Oh my GOD

Phew!

This is a real emperor has no clean pants moment

Today was good day. I eat two rubies and one emerald. But tonight no good, must sleep with excrement man” - that’s from the Melania movie I haven’t seen it tho, just imagining

Feb 1st is now Trump Shit His Pants On Live TV Day!! Mark it down on your calendars and exchange the traditional gift of fudge!!

I am NEVER going to stop talking about how Trump shit his pants on live TV today. This is my tan suit.

To the tune of Beethoven’s 5th: Trump shit his pants Trump shit his pants Trump shit his pants!

Any FBI reading this I will buy the Trump poop chair dm me

WIPE TRUMP

I have shit on top of a TV does that count?

Really starting to wonder if this Trump guy should be president

Worst band name idea: The Incontinent Pedophiles

I have shit myself in public but not as a TV credit

If the Epstein files are this vile and incriminating already, just imagine all the stuff they’re still hiding.

Donate to standwithminnesota.com, send me proof and I will send you this uncensored pic of my delicious foot in my wonderful bathroom!!! And if you donate 100 dollars, I will scratch YOUR NAME in the mildew patch in the tub. 🩷 Stacey

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Hell yeah hang on im putting the stank on them first!!!

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

If you donate money to Minnesota and send me proof I will send you a photo of my dead lover Mr. Peanut’s penis from my own private archive.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Sen Schumer reminds me of the cowardly little guy in my sex basement who hides behind the feed barrels when I grab another male for the Tickle Room. I see you, worm!!!

It might be up to comedians to save America. After all, a comedian saved Ukraine.

Mr. Peanut, my lover, (RIP), believed in the first amendment and, if he saw ICE attacking an innocent citizen, well, it wouldn’t be pretty. He was a passionate man who stood for justice and loved America. And his penis, while misshapen, was completely functional, believe you me.

If my lover, Mr. Peanut was still alive, he wouldn’t tolerate any of this bullshit for a single second!!!

Abolish ICE!!!! @schumer.senate.gov what are u doing to help us???!

I thought I would like elect people and they would stop these sorts of things from happening but no, it’s up to me, a person with crab claws for hands to save America

If you support ICE u have a smelly shriveled penis and I wanna kick it

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

Not only am I part crab, I’m part crayfish!! My great grandmother was a beautiful crayfish who lived in Lake Minnetonka!!!! ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!!!! 💜 🦞 👊

In a time of great need, I shall return from the depths and donate my foot pix to save America!!! Send me proof of donation to Stand With Minnesota and I will send you a pic of my terrible feet. www.standwithminnesota.com

Thank you most beautiful man!!! I will honor your request to not show you my hideous feet!!!

Abolish ICE, Prosecute Every Single One of Them, and Send Greg Bovino, Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and Donald J Trump to The Hague

If you support ICE, your IQ is 56 and I’m sorry you are too stupid to live in my sex basement. Even I have standards!!!

Alternately, I will promise never to send you a foot pic!

If you donate money to this and skeet me proof, I will send you a photo of my naked foot standing in my filthy bathtub where I lovingly bathe men before throwing them in my sex basement!! I am NOT joking!! www.standwithminnesota.com

ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!! Please donate now, they need your help. Anything helps!!! www.standwithminnesota.com

I’m a malformed sea monster and even I sent these guys some money!! www.standwithminnesota.com

RIP dildo

I ate a small bowl of diarrhea today. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

Swallowing handfuls of Tylenol to own the cons

I am a PROUD TYLENOL EATER

You guys don’t need me anymore, you have real monsters! Stacey out! 😎

Question re the $5000 baby bonus- do the babies have to be my own???

Kinda psyched for there to be sewage in the water

Dm me if you have a Tesla and want me to take a huge shit on it

Please don’t follow me if you are in any way right wing. I wouldn’t even want you in my sex basement!

I will never eat at Steak & Shake again F them. Nazi burgers make me want to barf