ike
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Thought about a boob and got light headed
2 days ago
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my balls rumble when i'm horny the same way your stomach does when you're hungry
4 days ago
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when the huzz kinda stupid so you have to do their flirting for them
4 days ago
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there are two eggs inside of me
4 days ago
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Nobody cares about me
5 days ago
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people on bsky will be like "i'm such a whore~!!! being a whore is sooo fun" and then never have even kissed another person
5 days ago
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I'm going to confuzzled later this week, who wants to come say hi?
5 days ago
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I'm going to confuzzled later this week, who wants to come say hi?
5 days ago
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free use relationship that fixes me
6 days ago
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nevermind, i'm actually just a passionate lover. a pervert with a heart of gold.
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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just found out i'm a pervert :/
6 days ago
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i want a furry gf sooooo bad
7 days ago
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everything i post is a joke until proven true
7 days ago
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when the huzz lowkey pathetic >>
7 days ago
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when you hang up the vc and the stench dissipates
7 days ago
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sigh.. i wish i had more furry friends...! i would even draw free art for them >//< ~! โซ
7 days ago
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#unclepussy
vs grandpa pussy, which is better? ๐ฅต
7 days ago
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once again persecuted in the voice chat for engaging in solo listener x britney spears voice erp
8 days ago
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ike
mattt /๐/
9 days ago
getting busy in may~
#funkyfluxed.art
#mattt
#vivian
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Mayternity is a big deal for a guy like me Art by
@curseofdreg.bsky.social
9 days ago
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Friiiick i wish i was having awesomesauce bomb sex right now
9 days ago
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i'm just a little chud chungus and nobody likes me
10 days ago
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ike
hey so i was thinking.. maybe we could collab on a baby?
12 days ago
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ike
I won't understand that you're flirting with me until you're actively spreading your legs in front of me sorry
13 days ago
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Wabutt
10 days ago
This was a really fun one, done for Ike!
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it must be devastating to slowly come to terms with actually liking me
11 days ago
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i think i just invented a new voice
11 days ago
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my belly hurts so bad dude fuck i'm gonna die
12 days ago
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hey so i was thinking.. maybe we could collab on a baby?
12 days ago
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I won't understand that you're flirting with me until you're actively spreading your legs in front of me sorry
13 days ago
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14 days ago
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has anyoomf dealt with potential onset of carpal tunnel before?
14 days ago
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I need a sugar mommy but like where I'm still the breadwinner
14 days ago
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hey do you like me
14 days ago
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remote toy play but i just give you access to the smart lights in my home instead
14 days ago
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straight up just need to chew on a fat tit i think
15 days ago
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i slept through my alarm by like 2 hours today and my belly hurts iยจ'm going to die
15 days ago
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vc so good i creamed my pants handsfree
16 days ago
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need oomf who will let me punch them for sexual gratification..
16 days ago
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Can't fucking sleep because of my stupid fat stinky drooling leaky cock again
16 days ago
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ike
Good morning say it back
18 days ago
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Whenever someone messages me right before I bust I like to imagine I got their pfp pregnant
17 days ago
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my underwear just ripped a perfect balls hole and they're just hanging down my legs wtf
17 days ago
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Good morning say it back
18 days ago
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yeah, so what? i FART when i CUM
18 days ago
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hey, uhm, i'm a pathetic loser. do you wanna go out with me?
18 days ago
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i will ruin your life with. my dingaling
19 days ago
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Almost peed myself walking home but then I thought about how embarrassing that would be and the resulting boner helped me hold out
19 days ago
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I want to show the whole world my penis, and for everyone to clap
19 days ago
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Might just pay you to make out with me tbh
19 days ago
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