You're not just gonna keep me waiting, right? You're lucky I let you do this shit for free. Art is by @cozymun.bsky.social

You're not just gonna keep me waiting, right? You're lucky I let you do this shit for free. Art is by @cozymun.bsky.social

dates always end up like this eventually, oops art is by Nefitail Pretty girl is WoolyRose

date idea: you let me eat you out for a few hours while you scroll through your phone

It's crazy that you're gonna let me be the guy on the left

Lost a player for my d&d campaign and need to find a replacement....

genuinely can't tell if someone likes me at all unless they're desperate at which point i get uncomfortable cause it's too much

devleoepign alien tehcologfy

Some furries are so dry man. They'll be all like oh oh oh I want people to talk to!! And then just absolutely not even try at all lmao

Posting nudes for April's fools so I can claim they were never actually of me

yeah of course i'll pull out.... APRIL FOOLS!!!!

i NEED to make out with you rn

genuinely need someone to ask me out cause the thought of moving first scares me so bad i piss and shit myself a little bit

yeah of course i'll pull out.... APRIL FOOLS!!!!

i NEED to make out with you rn

genuinely need someone to ask me out cause the thought of moving first scares me so bad i piss and shit myself a little bit

i'm so tired... you'll let me keep my dick warm inside you while we sleep, right?

i'm so tired... you'll let me keep my dick warm inside you while we sleep, right?

Hey can I look at your boobs real quick? I just want to make sure they're okay

Guys it's starting to feel like mating season

Hey can I look at your boobs real quick? I just want to make sure they're okay

Almost posted a selfie cause I felt particularly unchopped yesterday and then didn't instead

I wish it was socially acceptable to scratch your taint in public

Regular morning routine if you ask me Done by @\sugars_lewds on twt

like this post if it's okay for me to come annoy you repeatedly forever

Like this post if you wanna get married (NO TAKE BACKS)

i think the "like this post" meta is coming to an end soon

like this post if it's okay for me to come annoy you repeatedly forever

Regular morning routine if you ask me Done by @\sugars_lewds on twt

the entire vc burst out laughing at my joke i'm actually in heaven

hey baby are your pits sweaty or are you happy to see me

Like this post if you wanna get married (NO TAKE BACKS)

this was a social experiment and you all failed. only those who liked both get to see it

Like this post if you wanna see my freaking awesome penis

Like this post if you wanna vc with me

got praised at work and got a boner

Like this post if you wanna see my freaking awesome penis

Like this post if you wanna vc with me

got praised at work and got a boner

Who wanna vc with me 🥺🥺

my nuts clench when i think of you

I really want to just hold someone's body tbh Like this post if I can hold you by the fupa

my nuts clench when i think of you

I really want to just hold someone's body tbh Like this post if I can hold you by the fupa

even though ive been feeling better about my appearance lately i hate being on camera at work something about my webcam makes me look 100x more chopped

i'm single btw dm me for application form

I court pretty women by pulling really hard on my foreskin and playing it like a banjo string

i'm single btw dm me for application form

I court pretty women by pulling really hard on my foreskin and playing it like a banjo string

i think they should make spaghetti that is longer and. slimier