Thought about a boob and got light headed

my balls rumble when i'm horny the same way your stomach does when you're hungry

when the huzz kinda stupid so you have to do their flirting for them

there are two eggs inside of me

Nobody cares about me

people on bsky will be like "i'm such a whore~!!! being a whore is sooo fun" and then never have even kissed another person

I'm going to confuzzled later this week, who wants to come say hi?

I'm going to confuzzled later this week, who wants to come say hi?

free use relationship that fixes me

nevermind, i'm actually just a passionate lover. a pervert with a heart of gold.

just found out i'm a pervert :/

i want a furry gf sooooo bad

everything i post is a joke until proven true

when the huzz lowkey pathetic >>

when you hang up the vc and the stench dissipates

sigh.. i wish i had more furry friends...! i would even draw free art for them >//< ~! ♫

#unclepussy vs grandpa pussy, which is better? 🥵

once again persecuted in the voice chat for engaging in solo listener x britney spears voice erp

getting busy in may~ #funkyfluxed.art #mattt #vivian

Mayternity is a big deal for a guy like me Art by @curseofdreg.bsky.social

Friiiick i wish i was having awesomesauce bomb sex right now

i'm just a little chud chungus and nobody likes me

hey so i was thinking.. maybe we could collab on a baby?

I won't understand that you're flirting with me until you're actively spreading your legs in front of me sorry

This was a really fun one, done for Ike!

it must be devastating to slowly come to terms with actually liking me

i think i just invented a new voice

my belly hurts so bad dude fuck i'm gonna die

hey so i was thinking.. maybe we could collab on a baby?

I won't understand that you're flirting with me until you're actively spreading your legs in front of me sorry

has anyoomf dealt with potential onset of carpal tunnel before?

I need a sugar mommy but like where I'm still the breadwinner

hey do you like me

remote toy play but i just give you access to the smart lights in my home instead

straight up just need to chew on a fat tit i think

i slept through my alarm by like 2 hours today and my belly hurts i¨'m going to die

vc so good i creamed my pants handsfree

need oomf who will let me punch them for sexual gratification..

Can't fucking sleep because of my stupid fat stinky drooling leaky cock again

Good morning say it back

Whenever someone messages me right before I bust I like to imagine I got their pfp pregnant

my underwear just ripped a perfect balls hole and they're just hanging down my legs wtf

Good morning say it back

yeah, so what? i FART when i CUM

hey, uhm, i'm a pathetic loser. do you wanna go out with me?

i will ruin your life with. my dingaling

Almost peed myself walking home but then I thought about how embarrassing that would be and the resulting boner helped me hold out

I want to show the whole world my penis, and for everyone to clap

Might just pay you to make out with me tbh