All I want in 2026 is a girl so obsessed with me that my nuts are permanently drained

for 2026 i'm gonna make ike cum way more btw

Chat I really just need a smidgeon of pussy if you'd be so kind as to provide

oooo bandwagon ooo please do this for me oooo

In light of my remployment likely being quite imminent, I'm gonna be able to get back on the comm streak again Reply with beautiful women you wouldn't mind pairing with ike in the future :)

If she doesn't gargle my cum like mouthwash before swallowing, she doesn't love me

In light of my remployment likely being quite imminent, I'm gonna be able to get back on the comm streak again Reply with beautiful women you wouldn't mind pairing with ike in the future :)

You guys wouldn't get mad if I started posting my dingaling here again would you?

you gastronormatives will never understand my plight

oooo bandwagon ooo please do this for me oooo

You guys wouldn't get mad if I started posting my dingaling here again would you?

Frotting with an uncooked hotdog in hopes that the ensuing bacterial infection plumps up my girth a lil

mother that forces me to imrpegnate her so she can make sure i'm a good match for her daugther that I'm dating

Hey I stopped posting on here for a bit because I got lazy lol but back now and gonna be uploading stuff y'all missed

Mom said I look younger than last year during obligatory Christmas video call.. who want me?

okay guys be honest what did you get me this year?

if you're not sure what to get me for christmas a free pass to cum in you whenever i want is a great option

sit in my lap and cockwarm me during d&d tonight? 🥺

The inevitable outcome of two giraffes bumping into eachother. 💦

sit in my lap and cockwarm me during d&d tonight? 🥺

hey can i get you pregnant for christmas?

I'm gonna drop my shame at some point and start getting art of Ike knocking up like 10 women in a single session

guys i told santa that i want a wife for christmas this year. who's it gonna be?

Would you hang out with them?? 🫢

i need a giant woman to make fun of me for my untreatable medical abnormalities

sorry if this is inflammatory but i genuinely really wish more furry artists would treat their art business like a business - it's kinda disheartening how involved the process of just getting what i've already paid for is sometimes

sorry if this is inflammatory but i genuinely really wish more furry artists would treat their art business like a business - it's kinda disheartening how involved the process of just getting what i've already paid for is sometimes

i need a giant woman to make fun of me for my untreatable medical abnormalities

the worst part about clean shaving my ass is that my taint turns into a sweat driven slip and slide the moment i exert myself

chat i've been real lonely lately and the seasonals making it so much worse, does anyoomf wanna hang out and do something? bonus points if local too

He got his own body pillow 💤💦 Comm for @lizardti.me

chat i've been real lonely lately and the seasonals making it so much worse, does anyoomf wanna hang out and do something? bonus points if local too

I wanna do this, leave likes and i'll start answering tomorrow

he might let you unwrap it a little early this year, if you've been nice christmas piece from last year by @boosterpang.bsky.social

Words cannot describe how badly I want my autonomy taken from me. Like, leash me, tug me around, show me off, treat me like property It would fix me

I wanna do this, leave likes and i'll start answering tomorrow

he might let you unwrap it a little early this year, if you've been nice christmas piece from last year by @boosterpang.bsky.social

Words cannot describe how badly I want my autonomy taken from me. Like, leash me, tug me around, show me off, treat me like property It would fix me

i keep calling myself "unc" around people older than me and getting reprimanded

they call me the nut the way i bust'er

y'all mind if a softspoken whiteboy cries during premarital backshots

double nostril snotjob from a girl who snorts >>>

i'm mentally unc in a newgen body

I gotta get back on my breeder shit - reply to this with a character Ike can impregnate please

sorry kitten, daddy just doesn't really rock with the whole reddit millennial quirk chungus thing you've got going on

hi sorry for literally never speaking to you again, i got nervous

The thought of setting up like a hinge profile actually fills me with so much dread someone should come take it out of my hands

The thought of setting up like a hinge profile actually fills me with so much dread someone should come take it out of my hands

Love is when you milk the cum out of me so hard I forget my own name

i like to think the reason i'm single is cause people find me intimidatingly attractive and are too afraid to message me