I actually need to mating press someone so bad it's severely affecting my mental state

I actually need to mating press someone so bad it's severely affecting my mental state

Would you mind getting milked for hours on end by a revolving door of top heavy ladies who have a simply insatiable lust fo… — would i mind? that's the end goal of my life alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

Can I slobber on your cock and balls for hours before you plow me? — yeah i'm pretty sure that's part of the package alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

Genuinely how are you so beautiful and androgynous? every irl post is like transition goals (in other words do you have a s… — I exfoliate and moisturize regularly, and make sure to prep and care properly around shaving to keep things smooth. I use a … alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

if you saw my kc you would never forgive me

How long can you last? — This is very situational! Generally pretty long though, I guess alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

if you saw my kc you would never forgive me

Thoughts on footjobs/pawjobs? :3c — Hate hate hate hate feet. Keep them away from me. Genuine dealbreaker alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

can I hold your ankles and push my face into them — Push your face into my.. ankles? I guess? alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

Can I sit on you until you knock me up, or... — Yea it's free to use if you see it unoccupied alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

Okay not a grenade. Just inflate me like a water balloon? — See "like a water balloon" makes it sound like it's more about the inflation aspect, that's not the type of guy I am! alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

We're just normal men

smash or pass Goombella from paper mario? — genuinely how desperate are you alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

Would you kiss the spirit of the woods if it meant you were bound by the curse of the roots forevermore — Is this like a friendly forest druid of fertility type deal? Cause absolutely yes in that case alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

If a shark girl asked you to put your fingers in her gills while you fucked her, would you? — IN the gills? Maybe.. I don't know what the texture is like. If it's too icky I'm gone alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

ok i gotta know after the most recent art- can I make out with ur asshole, y/n — it's a privilege one must earn alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

Can you cum in me until I blow up like grenade....but with cum? — like to death?? i don't think i rock with that alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

hi ask me weird questions here thanks alterspring.org/@ikeywike

When I genuinely can't tell if the huzz fw me at all so I just sit there and scratch my head

We're just normal men

do my balls look like a heart to you? art is by @vulpevex.bsky.social

please please can someone please follow me i'm about to be kicked out of the popufur discord for not meeting quota :((

do my balls look like a heart to you? art is by @vulpevex.bsky.social

googling cool poses for nudes if you're like sort of androgenous and like having your wengis sucked

googling cool poses for nudes if you're like sort of androgenous and like having your wengis sucked

People will be all like "i hate data centers" and then get mad about .webp

People will be all like "i hate data centers" and then get mad about .webp

Can I use ur balls as a pillow and hear them churn while I sleep? (I don't mind getting wet) — Yeah that's basically what they're for alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

This is how I imagine artists feel when they finish my comm and I immediately set it as my pfp

This is how I imagine artists feel when they finish my comm and I immediately set it as my pfp

i can't fucking do anything right

stream comm for @lizardti.me

i really think more furry artists should get into the habit of thumbnailing comms, every time I have an artist do that for me it both comes out so good but also makes the process a lot more enjoyable

im sorry for getting you pregnant, it was an accident. this keeps happening to me :/

i really need some inspiration for some casual orgasm / public nudity type art

are gynomorphs off the table? and if not, are you open to bottoming for them? all that ass and no action would be a heartbr… — I can confirm that I have no desire to put anything up my bum sorry alterspring.org/@ikeywike/a/...

i really need some inspiration for some casual orgasm / public nudity type art

I always feed them well... Art is by @\honeydewt1me on twt

don't care + my balls bruise my shins when i walk

I always feed them well... Art is by @\honeydewt1me on twt

Stream comm for @lizardti.me !

hi girls..! do you fw with mostly androgenous nb-lite fat dingdong boys in like a husband type way please let me know

Hey sorry I'm late I was cumming

I wish you could drink a hundred monsters a day

looks like you had a great time with a married 50 years old mom...

Hey sorry I'm late I was cumming

(after mentally preparing to talk to a pretty girl) sigh, okay.. hello, wobblebaiting pornslab of huzzmeat!

hi girls..! do you fw with mostly androgenous nb-lite fat dingdong boys in like a husband type way please let me know

the point of life is to cum as much as freaking possible