armpit sex with punching >>>

what's your favorite image of ike?

i wanna learn how to yodel just as a party trick

sometimes i see some ai slop either retweeted or posted in a chat and i think that the concept itself is good is it rude to use something like that as reference for a comm? like hey i want this but with my character and produced by a human

opening girlfriend applications I am chopped, 2 inches, unemployed, annoying, poor hygiene, clingy, mentally ill, sex freak, and stupid dm for info

chat i hit a thousand. clap for me now.

opening girlfriend applications I am chopped, 2 inches, unemployed, annoying, poor hygiene, clingy, mentally ill, sex freak, and stupid dm for info

i desperately need to find a mommy before I'm too unc to have one, i need to open applications to be adopted. inquire within.

i desperately need to find a mommy before I'm too unc to have one, i need to open applications to be adopted. inquire within.

Something wrong? [ for @lizardti.me ] #nedoArt

generational bars

every day i log in just so i can make another enemy. do you dare to challenge me?

watch out dude, your mother could be next mother by Zorabun art by @noitro.bsky.social

watch out dude, your mother could be next mother by Zorabun art by @noitro.bsky.social

"jesse" is a weird name cause it sounds like it should be someones nickname but then just isnt

watching tiktoks is like smoking with my mind

my mind is pregnant with offerings for the marketplace of ideals

"i bitched anout you to a coworker cause you called me unc for a blink-182 reference"

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fattest poom poom gyal of dem all?

cuddling with huzz and she turned around to say "unc got hard 🥀"

cuddling with huzz and she turned around to say "unc got hard 🥀"

uh oh, things have gotten a little out of hand... art by @curseofdreg.bsky.social

uh oh, things have gotten a little out of hand... art by @curseofdreg.bsky.social

i don't really know how to flirt so i'll just stare at you like this and ask if i can cum in you

hitting my stride, no matter who's watching art by @curseofdreg.bsky.social

hitting my stride, no matter who's watching art by @curseofdreg.bsky.social

i don't really know how to flirt so i'll just stare at you like this and ask if i can cum in you

h-hey i really hope this isn't a bother b-but would you mind if i just s-stuck it in and kersplumped my ballgunk into your w-womb for a couple hours...?

caught myself having a thought so pathetic i had to cut it short

you can't bring me anywhere man. this always happens. art by @tinysmallman.bsky.social !

you can't bring me anywhere man. this always happens. art by @tinysmallman.bsky.social !

I feel like there's a giant nuclear timer above my head that says if I don't get my dick wet soon I'm gonna die

just standing here. blasting it.

just standing here. blasting it.

been feeling particularly vulnerable lately in case any hot women want to take advantage of me

Please comm my beast

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fattest poom poom gyal of dem all?

What are you waiting for?~ For Ikeywike (ya can also win a pic if ya join Tier 3 in my pa tr3 0n! link in bio)

they should let me have a lobotomy i think it'd be good for me

fucked up that one of my favorite songs ever is about bionicle

porn is when my wife (imaginary) bounces on it (painful)

heartbreaking - furry i've known for 5 minutes processes 15 stages of grief after learning i don't wanna fuck them

a lot of people think my posts are jokes because i am "peculiar", but actually i post from the heart with utmost sincerity

nobody even knows what a twink is anymore. its lost knowledge. every quirky man is a twink now in the mind of the public

Results from Friday's Halloween commission stream! (1/2) Thanks to @lizardti.me for being a wonderful closet demon.

I see the spark fade behind peoples eyes when they find out I'm straight

yanking on my dick like the golden knob of a one armed bandit in hopes of rolling a 5 star ssr cumshot