I need to stay my ass home and save money But also Want to go see Mama Mia Want to go see Oh, Mary Want to go see Disclosure Want to go to a fall equinox retreat Want to go to PR for my birthday Want to do a retreat IN PR for my birthday And more…. So much more …..just throw me away pls….

I wanted to do Lez volley so bad and they just sent out openings for single players 👀👀👀👀🤭

Crash BandaCoochie

Ru having Daya and Bosco go up against each other and saying “We’re all family here….now…. KILL EACH OTHERRRRR” is a KI

Not me going up to Eric Andre at Riis yesterday saying “Eric?” Like if he was an old high school friend 🤭🤣

Francey Fucking Fak

My natural instinct when someone I’m speaking with starts crying is to say “🥹 I love youu everything will be ok” ……… I need to NOT do that with my patients 🙃

It’s the 30th of June I’m Gay I shouldn’t be at work 🥲

Coming here to talk about the ultimatum so no one will know 🤭

Throwing ass to come clean at beaches in weho; happy pride

Filipino immigrant coworker: a lot of my family is so scared with everything going on. Russian immigrant coworker: (in thick Russian accent) but they’re only look for Mexicans you don’t have to worry…..

Grandmas boy being my comfort movie for the past couple weeks shows where my mental has been lately.

Audience members: Keep your hands off of me while I’m performing or I will begin breaking wrists. This is the second time in a month I’ve had to get on the mic after a number to say so. Just because someone is sexy, that does not equal consent.

My coworker: Well I’m a little bit of a Trump fan ….. Me: ….

Please stop sending me these AI babies

When you crush your weakness (reading manual bp’s) and you feel the leveling up in your veinsssss

@monetxchange.bsky.social better not be on the pit stop tomorrow talking about no Chappell ROWAN….

I thought the guy in the car next to me was rolling up at the stop light but we was just holding his fries with both hands very closely to his lips and cooling them off and…. licking them……..?

Watching my favorite movie ever.

Threads really be catching me with the vids and post but the comments really don’t do it for me like Tw***er did 🙃

Try having a drink at the gay bar without making a face challenge.

First softball game was this Saturday and I could not be happier. But now realizing drag is expensive and I need all new gear 💸💸💸 🤭🤭🤭

@fall0nxx.bsky.social Happy Birthday ICON!! 🥹🖤✨

RIP Jiggly 💕✨🍭🙏🏽

It’s Saturday I’ve had two shots and a 🍄 🍫 everyone is getting a like on their story until I’m ready to dance.

Wearing a mask, drinking a beer and burping = burning eyes.

Always catching myself on Threads 🤭 it’s a Ki over there.

If one more person in this office comes up to me and say’s “Just to circle back” I’m gonna 🔫

Yes of course you can most definitely cut people out of your life if their politics don't align with you! Because our politics shape our brains, our thoughts on the world we live in. If your perception is warped in a way that jeopardizes lives... You will definitely get the 1 chop!

It’s her day!! @dragmestephanie.bsky.social

TS Madison hugged me so hard yesterday. Best. Night.

Egg hunt in the office today 🤭

I hope everyone I love stays safe.

Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors. And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes

Was so nervous about softball practice but I’m leaving so fucking happy. Can’t wait for next practice 🥹😭

My new job is pissing me off so today I said YES to a complementary ice coffee….. catch me in the bathroom all shift bitchessss

Had to literally force my fingers to not play Dance moms. “One of them Days” and “Survival of the thickest” is on Netflix !!!! Free ME

Why everytime I find a way to make more money the universe says ….NO?! 🖕🏽

Jill is my favorite, goodnight.

Omg a whole new dance team and MOMS?! I’m scared af

These Dance Moms specials kill me.

What’s up with Wednesday always being the night for Lesbian Parties??

Boston cream scented deodorant?? These ADs are fucking trying meeeee 🙃

Who is the craziest dance mom frfr

I walk into Paolas house and I’m 4 shots in LORDDDDD

Not Joe MC hale.

“Be quite at a drag show or die” - RIP ME