Any Legend of Zelda fans out there?

Boxers or Briefs? For you There is a wrong answer and if you choose wrong I will cyber bully you off the internet 😌 And jocks don’t count as briefs.

Standing right next to the radiator as it’s getting a wee bit chilly Not that you could tell (Alt caption: something something space at my feet for a good boy)

Still alive Still stupid horny like 90% of the time and stupid sad the other 10% (and most of the horny time too)

Before and after

More pics from the great time I have with this cutie Also bonus cameo of my feet for those so inclined

Be honest what am I catching you nose deep in if I forgot to close the locker? 🐽

Been way too long since I had someone mummified for me to play with (This pic is from 2022)

So apparently new phone can autofocus on either my socks or bulge Imagine the potential

Beat Silksong true final boss with one mask left That’s it. That’s the post

I live alone and I love it BUT sometimes (like today) I wish I had a subby flatmate that I could just tie up, gag and play with as I please whenever I wanted A toy first, a flatmate second

Lazy content? Maybe But I’m comfy

Feeling like one of those days where I should definitely have someone tied up for me to play with

New boxers Low key hate them but the colour is fun

Wanna try this with someone

Instagram showed me a photo from 6 years ago and honestly 2019 me was on one serving like this… in that

Underwear gags should be much more common Just like how helpless and gorgeous this man looks with his mouth stuffed full of sweaty CK briefs 😍😈

Too many of you lamenting "political violence" today have been silent about Gaza.

Never doubt what insane boredom and just a touch (or several many touches) of depression will do to a person (I like the cross hatch but it’s hella time consuming and I’m not actually sure how much bigger I could make it without needing several more coils of rope and so so SO much more patience

They can never make me hate this tie So simple but looks pretty

Random leg tie, had an image of incorporating my monstrous big toes into a tie and then had to act on that impulsive thought If I could be bothered to extend the rope I would’ve done something different to finish but tying in the briefs? Don’t hate it Bonus mirror pic bcuz I felt kinda cute 👉👈

Occasionally I get a very strong feeling that I should have someone throughly bound and gagged in front of me to play with This is one of those times.

Bulge pics are so much better than nudes, just saying 😝

Changed my picture on here to reflect that I look nothing like what I did two years ago And yes I’m aware my rubber is now fairly loose as a result… I will be accepting donations towards a new properly fitting suit ☺️👀

Just found this pretty funky necklace looking thing… want to try it on for me?

Something something missing footstool

I haven’t posted in support for Palestine on this platform yet which is an unfortunate oversight on my part Israel continue to bomb hospitals as part of their end goal of ethnic cleansing through genocide The UK government are STILL actively supporting Israel through this

Think about it, have you ever seen me and Superman in the same room at the same time? (Because I’m wearing glasses) Anyway I felt cute, might delete later when I change my mind

I really need to get into rubber again soon

Looking through old pictures (this was December 2022) Still some of my favourite ropework Hot tip: if you braid your rope it will look 1,000x more professional and cover any multitude of sins

Got bored

Why is it so hot and why am I so horny

Trust me, when I’ve got you all rubber droned up, your face and identity gone, and I’m stood behind you feeding you poppers, you watching your own brain melt away in the mirror, totally unrecognisable in your own reflection. Your dick will ache. Maybe I’ll let you cum. Maybe I’ll keep you locked.

Who’s coming over to help me tidy up these ropes? Payment will be made in cuddles, kisses and you potentially waking up tied up in the very same ropes

I’m not going to say how long this took because a. I hate it aesthetically b. there’s a bit of rope going right under my balls tugging and I hate that too Was going for an over-under weave wrapping around the legs and to be fair if I had the energy/time/rope to remove the gaps? Maybe idk

Apologies for drag race in the background but I was looking through some rope work I’ve done and I’m still kinda obsessed with this. Must put on someone else

Lounging on the sofa in just my loose boxers, one wrong move my dick out on display for all to see Am I a Daddy now? (Answer: no)

Felt cute 👉👈

Put on some cheap tighty whities for National Underwear Day and yah Horned up

It’s National Underwear Day You’re legally obligated to send me pics of you (ideally in some cute briefs) (Doubly ideally if you’re also bound and gagged in the pic)

Anyone who has had the pleasure of meeting this hottie in person would know that “saving” his is a. not what he wants and b. a lot less fun His captors missed a trick not stuffing his mouth with the “sweat socked socks” he mentions

Looks like a cosy Friday night in right? WRONG Where’s the sub struggling mummified at my feet?

I’m currently unable to access my email account for this bluesky which means I can’t do the age verification thing which means I can’t see most of what yall hotties are posting 😪 Please send your smut directly to me thank you

Want to mummify someone real bad Have them struggling and moaning and begging pathetically at my feet as I watch a movie of make some food That’s the post

I’ve said this before but I definitely need to do ropework like this on someone with an actual ass

Rope leg harness: now with handles

The bulge really brings out the rope right? Wait…