Missing shawty real bad

I be so bored in Montgomery. And without a car it’s even worse.

Gran Turismo is such a well made movie.

I see you looking, witcha looking ass.

Watching my old friend destroy herself from afar with Ozempic

Media update

Substack is so buggy at times.

Sometimes pressure turns coal into diamonds but mostly it turns coal into dust 💎 Be excellent to each other ⌛

We need to drop this notion that hardship inherently builds strong people. Some people remain fragile on the other side. Sometimes it breaks people. Sometimes it makes you stubborn, brittle, and stagnant. Sometimes the past shapes your present shortcomings.

My newest Substack is up and made for those of us that work in social media or are creators. A detour from my previous more personal works, this time, I'm addressing the lack of creativity on our feeds and offering some ideas free to use. Give it a read and subscribe if you like what you see!

OBAA stinks. I’m not sorry.

TI whole family cooking 50 Cent feels good. Southern supremacy 🫡

Don’t you know I got ki's by the three? When I chirp, shawty chirp back.

You can go to corporatecatfish.com and look at her white account's inbox compared to her Black account's inbox.

Pockets on Caesar salad yeah with the salmon

Honey, I'm stressinnn. Tight on it, and I need a little flexinnn…

My new chick look like Halle Berry. But she don't love me, she too scary.

I don't mind commercial breaks. It's the actual commercials that stink now.

Pretzel has grown on me so much.

Brands also have more money to spend on these things than they’ve ever had before (unfortunately).

LMAO @ this photo

Them streamers get real minstrel adjacent often.

The folks that post fake news and AI stuff always have tons of followers.

Ad I got

Every time I try to read something meant to be thought-provoking from a centrist or right-winger, their motivations and logic boil down to “girls don’t like us enough.”

Reminder that Shia LeBeouf beat up a Black Woman and gave her an STD..

Statement from TSA: “At this time, TSA PreCheck remains operational with no change for the traveling public. As staffing constraints arise, TSA will evaluate on a case by case basis and adjust operations accordingly.”

I don’t see any fake colorways but this would be an excessive amount of rare shoes in one place. I wouldn’t trust it.

I wonder if I’m on one of those block lists.

I'm Sorry to Burst Your Bubble: You Are Being Fooled About Al, and You Will Soon Feel Really Stupid

Oh nothing. Just thinking about a 96 Impala SS.

Chrome lady wetter than an April on showers

I despise those JD adlibs on Vacancy.

You used to call my phone on a Friday night…

People are too proud of their selfishness.

How much room do you have for other people’s needs?

Vibes don't lie like the mouth do

If this world were mine...

My newest #Substack is live! I discuss the role automobiles, multi-hyphenates, and culture play in Jordan Brand's renaissance 🚘 Jordan Brand's Road to World Domination tinyurl.com/55uh3ejz

I wish I could turn off anticipating things.

Some burnt hot dogs off the grill would heal me.

100% 🏆 Ghost of Yotei

My newest #Substack is live! I discuss the role automobiles, multi-hyphenates, and culture play in Jordan Brand's renaissance 🚘 Jordan Brand's Road to World Domination tinyurl.com/55uh3ejz

She don't tell me no when I'm touchin' on her

Industry delivered tonight.

*make whoopy

Last one of the night 😂