Across cultures, dudes are dudes 😭

J. Cole got some outlandish guest verses.

Mmm.. grippy

Guess who won’t be sleeping tonight

"I can't go the rest of my life asking if it's ai or not."

Words are often and easily forgotten, but the feelings they evoked... not so much.

Me in this Chicago weather

take me thru dere. take me thru dereee.

Sag women are the fun ones. Sag men need chair shots to the head. They be tripping.

I told myself I’d go to the gym every day this woman went to Pilates for her lil Solidays challenge and I don’t know why I chose to be this type of husband but I am and my body hates me right now 😂

Bama is ass but I’m happy ND didn’t make it 😂😂😂

Yeah yeah yeah Bama lost whatever. My wife is beautiful. I won.

TY SIMPSON IS SELLING

You can’t make love by yourself.

I’m not awake enough to complain about the color of the year.

I want a Project Pat Tiny Desk for Christmas.

Love this ad. Europe does advertising so much better than the US.

"I'm a girl's girl, rock out her whole world" 🎶

Imagine hating me and I’m just in my room like

Dad put me in his Z06 today. I did not expect it to be such an easy drive for it to be my first time behind the wheel. Calmest 140 mph I’ve ever done 😂

Blitz Fits expanding into WAGs outfits >

Airplanes looked like this when people dressed up to fly.

Because

My friends have made my week. It feels very good to have people reach out for my expertise or my emotional support. Still being trusted and valued by people I don’t see or hear from often is always a great reminder of who I am and always have been.

Didn’t know today was men pretend to be puritans day.

Women don’t have to do much because most men are horny 24/7. If you want more from them, don’t whip it out so easily 💀

Idk what happened but Brent Faiyaz just does not resonate with me anymore. I can't make it through anything he's put out lately.

I'm easy to please but hard to satisfy.

I appreciate the nudges my wife gives me to improve upon things. The notion of "a relationship that pushes you" is controversial for some, but I believe all healthy relationships, platonic and romantic, require the participants to keep their ears and their hearts open for growth and evolution.

I found the flow state and I'm about 85% done with overhauling my personal website. If it turns out the way I'm envisioning, I might add web design to the creative services portfolio, hell.

Anything you post on the internet, you lose control over. That should always be top of mind before you press publish. You can ask that strangers not to do whatever they're gonna do, but we all have been on the internet and social media, specifically, way too long to possess that kind of naïveté.

Happy to have my hair done tomorrow. I've felt dusty for 2 weeks now.

You not wrong but you're getting jumped for looking like an offender and you should know better.

“Sunflower” is in my pantheon of movie songs.

I feel like Chris Brown is the parsley of R&B.

Celebrate me.

And now it’s night time all day.

I’m so bored at night.

“Ranking the top 20 brands that have seen the biggest rise in 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 this year.”

small wins

Think I'll treat myself today.

not great

UAB ain't have 100 people in the stands last week.

Take a dip in my sugar-coated sins

Lima beans are nasty

Target wants to do everything but admit where they went wrong.

It's been 10 years since the Iron Bowl was that late.

6:30 Iron Bowl??????????