In my “annoying hockey fan” era because I’ve had to deal with missing playoffs, others telling me my team is garbage, and always being the laughing stock for years. I’m gonna be ruthless as long as we are in this playoff race.

“pEnS in fOur!!!!” Look how fucking stupid you losers look now. Every NHL fan had them over us. If we sweep this series, we should clown on all of them.

“YOU CAN’T BEAT US!” 🗣️🗣️🗣️

MY BOY NOAH GOT HIS REDEMPTION GOAL

I have taken a perfect picture. #Flyers

Scene at a Bullfight, Diversión de España, after Francisco de Goya, early 19th c, 📸 by @byalexcoffey.bsky.social

“My lobster was too buttery and my steak was too juicy for so long and now that I’ve almost finished both I have to blame the restaurant across the street for stealing all of the energy!” ):

I love playoff hockey man.

TREVOR FUCKING ZEGRAS.

Me and the boys when the group chat gets leaked.

Sidney Crosby is the biggest crybaby in this league.

Singing with Lauren Hart today.

Wearing my Flyers jersey to work today because I can’t be at the game today but THERE IS A PLAYOFF GAME IN PHILADELPHIA TODAY. I AM SO READY.

LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE EMPTY PENGUINS SEATS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Can you tell Gary Bettman’s at this game?

“PENS IN 4! PENS IN 4!” They let Garnet Hathaway score on them. Pack it up boys, the retirement home is calling.

The Phillies are dying so the Flyers can thrive. Can we take a moment to thank them for their sacrifice?

Imagine letting Garnet fucking Hathaway score on you in the playoffs lmao.

Buffalo is going to win the Stanley Cup this year. Write that down.

You already know those Pens fans on Instagram that were spamming our posts with "Pens in 4" are malding and sobbing right now. I love it. Suck it on bastards. RAAAAAAAAAAAH.

ONE DOWN. THREE TO GO.

SIGN PORTER MARTONE FOR EIGHT YEARS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Literally shouted at my TV "RUN THESE MUSTARD BOTTLES OVER GUYS." and I just want to say I have missed playoff hockey.

Not sure if taking a penalty in the playoffs when you have such a bad PK is a good idea Flyers!

Repost if you’re Flyered up. #IgniteTheOrange

Need the Phillies to sacrifice themselves today so the Flyers can win today. That’s how it works right? I don’t watch baseball.

The NHL fans over on the other site are dog-pilling this post. I love how mad NHL fans are that the Flyers are in. It makes me feel good.

Just got home from work and re-watched today's game. It is just insane to see how far this team has come. 9 POINTS OUT A MONTH AGO TO THIS. I gave up too early and stubbornly. Never again. I am manifesting it, we are going all the way. WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY.

PLAYOFF HOCKEY IS BACK AND I’M SO EXCITED.

Seems like the NHL needs to make some changes to replay review in the off season. That shouldn't have happened

LETS GO TREVOR ZEGRAS. I LOVE YOU.

PHILLIES PLEASE STOP SCORING SO WE GET MORE OF THIS.

I might shut this off already because of course these guys can’t get through on a win and in game.

Of course they put the literal brick wall in net and score on the first shot, what else?

I WANT TO SEE A WIN TODAY BOYS.

I hope my boss forgives me for my work ethic today being reduced on account of my childhood team finally being within striking distance of the playoffs. I need this. I am listening to this whole game.

If the Philadelphia Flyers win tomorrow and make the playoffs I just want everyone to know I am going to be so fucking insufferable. I've been CRAVING this.

Come on Boston...

Rinse and fucking repeat.

NASA disabled the Twitch chat (set it to emote only) while this was happening btw. I can't possibly figure out why they'd do that...

PORTER MARTONE HOW DO YOU DO?

WE FUCKING LOVE PORTER MARTONE IN THIS HOUSE BABY

THIS IS PRACTICALLY A GIFT, CAN Y'ALL PLEASE SCORE?

The Bruins are basically already bound for the playoffs at this point so could they like, lay down, please??

Starting to think it is impossible for the Flyers to win more then 3 games in a row. ):

AND HE GETS THE GAME WINNER BABY

And the Flyers were on the PEEEEEEEEEECO POOOOOOWER KILL.

Trevor Zegras I am wearing your jersey tonight please score or punch someone. 🥺